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BoneQuest No. 1362

"the jizzy dir"
JUNE 24TH 2002

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spigot: I'D LIKE TO SHIFT THIS CONVERSATION BACK AROUND TO THE JIZZY DIR, ITS DWINDLING FIGURES
pants: ARE YOU SAYING THAT THE JIZZY DIR IS LACKING
spigot: WELL
spigot: WE'RE ALL A LITTLE CONCERNED ABOUT IT
pants: WELL THEN
pants: LET ME CHECK THE JIZZ-O-METER
spigot: OW
pants: HUMMMMM WHIRRRR WORKING
spigot: KINDLY UNCLAMP
pants: SORRY HOLD ON
pants: CLICK CLICK
spigot: HUHHHHHHHHH THE DIR IS FINE ALREADY
pants: EXHAUSTIVE TESTING, NO SUBSTITUTE FOR
spigot: HOLY
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