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atandt: IS THIS YOUR ISSUE OF ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN pants: I DON'T ALWAYS EJACULATE WHEN GRANDMA GOES DOWN ON ME AND FOR THIS REASON I CANNOT SAY atandt: DID YOU SLIP A BADLY RETARDED, POORLY DRAWN NOTE UNDER MY DOOR pants: I CAN'T EVEN GET HARD SMOKING CRACK IN CHURCH atandt: "DEAR JERKCITY, WORK-STOPPAGE UNTIL I KNOW MARY-JANE IS SAFE, LOVE PANTS" pants: THE GOBLIN TOOK HER