BoneQuest No. 1381

pants: I'M PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: HERE TO LICK DICK !!!! DICK AND
pants: I'M SO VERY VERY TIRED
spigot: T PANTS USE MACROS AND PRE-RECORDED MATERIAL
pants: HOW SO
spigot: TO CREATE THE ILLUSION THAT YOU STILL GIVE A SHIT
pants: AH
spigot: JUST PHONE IT IN LIKE DEPECHE MODE
pants: OR THAT BITCH ANN COULTER
pants: OBSCENE GERUND
spigot: WHY CAN'T YOU SIT STILL
pants: VICODIN, BONGHITS, ESPRESSO, CHERRY COKES
spigot: CHERRY COKES WILL MAKE YOU GAY
pants: WAIT I'M NOT DONE
spigot: OR IN YOUR CASE
pants: CRACK (NOT MUCH, JUST A LITTLE), DEXATRIM
spigot: MY GOD YOU'VE ROLLED OVER TO 000000
spigot: YOU'RE PRACTICALLY REPUBLICAN AT THIS POINT
pants: DID YOU EVEN RUN LDCONFIG?!?!?