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BoneQuest No. 1597

"spigot the bear: act 2"
FEBRUARY 12TH 2003

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spigot: THE PERP HAD BONGHITS IN HIS SYSTEM, YOUR HONOR
pants: I WAS THINKING WE COULD NAIL OUR PRICKS TO A CROSS
deuce: RIGHT
pants: BUT NOT THE SAME CROSS (DON'T WANT TO BE GAY)
spigot: HEY
deuce: JUXTAPOSED PRICKS I THINK IS THE SCIENTIFIC TERM
pants: PRICKS AT RIGHT ANGLES
deuce: SKEW ORTHOGONAL PRICKS
spigot: SHUT UP YOU'RE RUINING SPIGOT THE BEAR
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