BoneQuest No. 1598

spigot: AND THE NAME OF THAT MAN: ABRAHAM LINCOLN
spigot: I HAVE A STACK OF GAGS HERE
spigot: I'M GOING TO SIT ON THEM ALL UNTIL I GET SOME CRITICAL FEEDBACK
pants: SOAKING IN SOAPY WATER
spigot: SEE NOW "SOAKING" IS FUNNY
spigot: WORDS WITH "K" ARE FUNNY
pants: NONE OF THIS IS FUNNY I'M WET AND COLD
spigot: CUPCAKES ARE FUNNY, CELERY IS NOT FUNNY
spigot: COCKS ARE FUNNY TWICE IN THE SAME SYLLABLE (RARE)
pants: THE JERKCITY MANUAL OF STYLE
spigot: KAFKA IS ONLY FUNNY TO THE NEO-CLASSICAL EXISTENTIALISTS
pants: T SPIGOT DO I ACCEPT NETSCAPE'S LICENSE AGREEMENT OR NOT
spigot: CUPCAKES
bung: RAPE IS FUNNY BUT I DON'T SEE A "K" OR HEAR A "K"
spigot: THE IMPLIED UNDERSTANDING IS THAT YOU CAN FEEL THE K