BoneQuest No. 1928

pants: I'M COLD
spigot: YOU NEED CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE DONG
spigot: THINK OF ME AS THE DEEPAK CHOPACABRA
pants: I WAS HOPING FOR MORE OF A DEEPTHROAT CHOPRA
spigot: I WILL SEE YOUR DEEPTHROAT AND RAISE YOU A CHOPACABRA
spigot: FOR A GRAND TOTAL OF
spigot: DEEPTHROAT CHOPACABRA
spigot: WOULD YOU LIKE A BAG
pants: I'LL EAT IT HERE