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"dicks wearing fake beards"
OCTOBER 5TH 2004

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deuce: ENUMERATE THE DICKS
pants: THEY WON'T HOLD STILL!!! THEY HOP FROM THE END OF THE LINE TO THE START AND WEAR FAKE BEARDS AND I COUNT THEM TWICE
deuce: YOU NEED SOME SORT OF IBUTTON 1-WIRE SOLUTION
pants: OR A HEAVY MALLET
pants: I DRAW HAPPY FACES ON THEM BUT EVENTUALLY THEY RUB IT OFF AND A FEW HOURS LATER THEY'RE ALL HI I'M A TOTALLY DIFFERENT DICK
deuce: HOLD ON A SECOND I'M BLOGGING ABOUT MY IPOD
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