BoneQuest No. 2323

spigot: SIR THERE SEEMS TO BE A MISTAKE
pants: THIS IS HARDLY THE TIME OR THE PLACE
spigot: YOUR DICK HAS FLOPPED OUT OF YOUR PANTS AND INTO MY MOUTH
spigot: I'M NOT ZONED FOR THIS
spigot: (FINES)
: pants > WHY DID YOU RENT A FORKLIFT
: pants > oh
: spigot > MY DOG SAYS I'M NOT ALLOWED TO TALK TO YOU (ONLINE OR OTHERWISE)
pants: JUST KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY
pants: DROWN HIM IN WARM SUDSY AIDS
pants: OR MAKE HIM TALK (WHATEVER)
spigot: OKAY I'LL HAVE ONE MORE JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER BUT THEN BED
pants: IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
pants: WHY WON'T YOU DISMISS THE DIALOG BOX