BoneQuest No. 2979

spigot: WE'VE GOT TO GET THIS QUEER TO THE TOILET AND STAT
spigot: DIAGNOSIS BONER
spigot: WE NEED FIVE CC'S OF SQUIRTY SPURT AND A WET NAP
pants: SDALLKJJL
spigot: WE'RE LOSING HIM
pants: I THINK NOT
spigot: HE'S NOT RESPONDING TO THE POKING
spigot: I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ADMINISTER THE BALLS MYSELF
pants: FACE DON'T FAIL ME NOW
spigot: T PANTS I THINK HE'S FAKING BEING DEAD SO HE CAN GET THE FREE DICK
pants: T SPIGOT THAT DOESN'T BOTHER ME ONE BIT REALLY