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BoneQuest No. 328

"fucking shut up"
AUGUST 27TH 1999

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spigot: SO I'M SUCKIN' AWAY AT THIS GUY'S DICK RIGHT
spigot: HE REACHES OVER AND CLOCKS ME SQUARE IN THE CHOPS
spigot: SO I CAN'T HELP IT AND I CLAMP DOWN MY QUEER MOUTH
spigot: SO I FIGURE I'LL CALM HIM DOWN AND I PULL OUT SOME JUDY BLUME BOOKS
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