BoneQuest No. 353

pants: I'M IMPATIENT AND THEREFORE STANDING ON THE URINAL TO PEEK OVER
spigot: DON'T LOOK AT MY GAY LITTLE LEGS
pants: OKAY THE URINAL IT TURNS OUT WAS SLICK WITH URINE AND I HAVE FALLEN ON THE COLD TILE
spigot: GET YOUR HEAD OUT FROM UNDERNEATH MY PARTITION
spigot: I AM TRYING TO USE THE TOILET AND I FIND YOUR ANTICS DISCONCERTING
pants: I'M TRYING TO HELP
pants: HELP ME UP OFF THE FLOOR AND INTO THE STALL WITH YOU
pants: I'M A BIG FAGGY RAG DOLL
spigot: NONE OF THIS WAS IN THE BROCHURE