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pants: I HAD A DREAM THAT I WAS A STUPID CHARACTER IN A COMIC STRIP pants: THEN POO SQUIRTED OUT AND THAT WAS NOT A DREAM AND I'M UP AT 8:30 AM WITH THE SHEETS spigot: I REACH FOR THE BONG ONLY TO REALIZE I AM NOT AT HOME pants: WHEN I TELL PEOPLE MY STORY I'M GOING TO SUBSTITUTE "UFO" FOR "THE FISTING SLING" deuce: FUCKING FAIRIES