BoneQuest No. 4758

spigot: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I'M DOING ON THE CAMPUS THIS LATE, I'M ASKING FOR A RIDE HOME AND A SHIRT
pants: YOU'RE SOAKING WET
pants: WHAT HAPPENED
spigot: JUST DRIVE
pants: HOW DID YOU GET A BLACK EYE
spigot: I'VE GOT A BLACK EVERYTHING SERIOUSLY JUST GO FAST
pants: THERE'S TOILET PAPER STUCK TO YOUR SHOE
spigot: UH THANKS
pants: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BUS MONEY
spigot: I LOST IT
spigot: I MEAN SPENT IT
spigot: ON SOMETHING
pants: OH LOOK THE SUN'S COMING UP
pants: WELL COME ON I'LL TAKE YOU TO DENNYS AND BUY YOU A GRAND SLAM
spigot: I REALLY JUST NEED TO GET HOME AND BRUSH MY TEETH FOR AWHILE
spigot: TOOTH
pants: YOUR NECK LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY WAS CHOKING YOU
spigot: I RAN INTO A DOOR
spigot: SORT OF A CAR DOOR