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BoneQuest No. 578

"the toilet story"
APRIL 26TH 2000

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pants: I WAS ONLY IN THERE WITH HIM BECAUSE HE THREATENED ME
pants: WELL I *FELT* THREATENED ANYWAY
pants: AND THAT'S WHAT THE WHOLE TOILET STORY IS REALLY ABOUT
spigot: I THINK YOU WERE JUST COLD
pants: OKAY
spigot: I THINK YOU DO KNOW
spigot: I THINK YOU COULD ELABORATE MUCH MORE ABOUT WHAT GOES IN THOSE PLACES
pants: DON'T BLOW IT FOR ME
spigot: "DUH SPIGOT I'M GOING OUT FOR SMOKES BACK LATER" YOU DON'T EVEN SMOKE
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