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BoneQuest No. 6941

"if wishes were wieners"
MARCH 16TH 2018

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pants: IF WISHES WERE WIENERS
deuce: IF FISTS WERE FISHES
pants: IF SNAILS WERE SOMETHING S-WORD
deuce: IF SNAILS WERE SOCKS
pants: SURE LET'S GO WITH SOCKS
deuce: ... I'D FUCK 'EM
pants: YOU FUCK THAT SOCK
deuce: SNAIL
pants: TAKE IT OFF MY FOOT FIRST PLEASE
deuce: WHY DO YOU HAVE YOUR FOOT IN A SNAIL???
deuce: NEVER MIND, FUCKING IT ANYWAY