BoneQuest No. 7173

pants: drawing eyebrows on my wiener
deuce: watching eyebrows being drawn on your wiener
pants: holding a sharpie in my fist
pants: drawing those eyebrows
deuce: turns out the pen really is mightier than the dong
pants: the dong is crying
pants: or maybe pissing
pants: yeah that's piss
pants: sorry about all the piss
deuce: you were supposed to draw eyebrows, not tattoo tears
pants: each teardrop represents a dude i jacked off in county jail