BoneQuest No. 7335

uncredited lady: st. john's / may i help you
spigot: is this st. john the baptist
uncredited lady: yes it is
spigot: i wondered if there was someone around who could tell me about church
uncredited lady: um
spigot: ok
uncredited lady: yes
spigot: see right now i'm in something called the church of joe's dick
spigot: and this guy joe comes over every sunday
spigot: and he flops his dick around in my face
spigot: and rubs his balls all over my lips
spigot: he pisses in my hair and up my nose
spigot: i don't think it's for me
spigot: can you tell me if catholicism is any different