BoneQuest No. 7357

spigot: if a dog dies, does it go to heaven
pants: yes
spigot: so if my childhood dog dies we will be reunited, is that correct
pants: yes
spigot: will i have to clean up 40 years of dog shit all over heaven
spigot: surprise, this is a crank call
spigot: clonk ba-donk
spigot: donk bonk donk ba-donk hello oh donk ba-donk
spigot: cause i'm not really good with warm plastic bags
spigot: what i'd do is pretend i was the gate keeper and just hand people scoops like they're disneyland janitors and say it's a 30 day trial period
spigot: how we doin' on time