BoneQuest No. 7661

pants: stand on my chest as i drown in a puddle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: finding a way to turn your head while I stand here so you at least aspirate some water in the puddle rather than wasting both of our time
pants: pfptfptpfptpft why am i not going into shock blbahblbhlabbllbbl
deuce: this is mostly just inconvenient rather than dangerous: that's what happens when you pay someone incompetent to drown you
pants: maybe try choking me