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effigy: I am so fat I have type III diabetes effigy: my belly precludes me from interacting with my footwear deuce: standing up after cleaning the catbox makes me wish I'd never been born pants: oh god bending over is the worst effigy: when I drop things, I become very deeply angry at myself deuce: zactly deuce: how much do I want that thing back pants: can i pick it up with my toes deuce: we're not disgusting monkeys so we don't manipulate objects with our feet effigy: I would pick it up with my toes IF I COULD SEE MY TOES pants: but what if it fits between my toes and i want it back more than i want to bend over to retrieve it