BoneQuest No. 8142

deuce: CLIMBING MT. PANTS
pants: WHAT DO YOU SEE FROM UP THERE
deuce: SUSPECTED HOMO-SEXUALS
pants: BETTER GET DOWN AND HELP ME FIGHT THEM
deuce: I LIKE IT UP HERE
deuce: THEY CAN'T PATHFIND TO ME YOU SEE
pants: BUT THEY CAN TO ME!!!!! YOU MONSTER
deuce: WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU, YOU'RE A MOUNTAIN
pants: I STILL HAVE FEELINGS AND A HEART AND A HOLE
deuce: QUIET, YOU
deuce: GOOD MOUNTAINS SHOULD LOOK PRETTY AND HAVE DINNER READY AND NOT TALK BACK