BoneQuest No. 8214

deuce: DON'T EVERYBODY LICK DICK AT ONCE
pants: WHY NOT
deuce: BECAUSE GOOD DICKLICKERS FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS AND DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
pants: WHAT IF YOU ASK ME TO LICK AN UNETHICAL DICK OR AN IMMORAL DICK OR EVEN AN ILLEGAL DICK
deuce: YOU ARE OBLIGATED TO FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
deuce: ANY POSSIBLE WAR CRIMES TRIBUNALS AFTER THE FACT WILL SURELY ACQUIT YOU IF YOU INSIST YOU WERE JUST FOLLOWING ORDERS
pants: I’M GOING TO BE HUNG AT THE HAGUE AREN’T I
deuce: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN YES