BoneQuest No. 8216

pants: SMALL DICKS ARE SMALL
deuce: GO ON
pants: I AM NO MORE USEFUL OR USELESS THAN THE AVERAGE NEXTDOOR READER
deuce: WELL YOURSTATEMENTS AREAT LEASTACCURATE
pants: I STRIVE FOR ACCURACY WHEN IT COMES TO SIZES OF THINGS
pants: FOR EXAMPLE: MY COCK IS SOMEWHAT LARGE AND SO IS THE MOON BUT NOT THE STARS (THEY ARE JUST DOTS)
deuce: SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT MOUNTAINS ARE SMALL
pants: SOME ARE BUT THEY GROW AS YOU GET CLOSER
deuce: OKAY WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A FOLLOWUP CONVERSATION ABOUT THIS BECAUSE THERE'S SOMETHING YOU'RE MISSING BUT IT WILL TAKE A LONG TIME TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU SO WE'LL SAVE IT FOR ANOTHER TIME
pants: THAT SOUNDS LOVELY