BoneQuest No. 8266

net: IT'S LIKE A BIG GAY TRIATHLON
net: FIRST THERE'S THE SUCKING, THEN THE HUMPING THEN THE DYING
net: THE DECATHLON ALSO INCLUDES SUCH EVENTS AS VACUUMING AND PLAYING THE PIANO
deuce: THIS ISN'T MICROSOFT DECATHLON FROM 1982 IS IT
net: YOU HAVE TAKEN THE LEAD IN THE ASKING DUMB QUESTIONS EVENT