BoneQuest No. 8290

pants: I WAS THIS MANY DAYS OLD WHEN I GOT BONKED ON THE HEAD AND STUFFED INTO A CRAWLSPACE
spigot: DURING CONFERENCE CALLS I CAN WIGGLE MY LAPTOP AND PRETEND WE'RE HAVING AN EARTHQUAKE AND JUST LEAVE
pants: <A HREF=“:BAT: :BAT: :BAT: :BAT: :BAT: :BAT:“>CALL MY BBS
spigot: PROBABLY TIME FOR SOME LOUD FARTS INTO A COFFEE CUP
pants: STRONG FOR HOT DOG :HOTDOG: :HOTDOG: :HOTDOG: ?️
spigot: BE AN ANGEL INVESTOR (POINTS TO PENIS)
pants: THANK YOU TO THE MANY (S)HEROES, HEROES, AND (THEY)ROES
spigot: JUST ATE12 ZINGERS INASSORTED FLAVORSSO IT'S BEDTIME