spigot: LIGHT YEARS ARE NOT ACTUALLY UNITS OF TIME, BUT GIRTH spigot: VALUE-ADDED PLUS FARTS spigot: :CHOCOLATE_BAR: :LOLLIPOP: :CANDY: :ICECREAM: :ICE_CREAM: :CAKE: :CUPCAKE: GLK BLK PBL spigot: CULTIVATING DESSERT POWER