BoneQuest No. 8586

spigot: IF :POINT-RIGHT: I :POINT-LEFT: WERE   A VILLAIN
spigot: I'D GO TO THE ROOFTOP BAT SIGNAL WITH A BIG OL' SHARPIE AND MAKE A SPEECH BALLOON SAYING I'M GAY
spigot: WHAT???????    A GAY BATMAN TALKING OUT LOUD WITH SPECIAL WORDS THAT DRAW THEMSELVES ON CLOUDS?????  THIS LITERALLY DOES NOT ADD UP
spigot: THEN I'D BEAT OFF ON THE CITIZENS OF GOTHAM
spigot: NOW WHO'S GAY??? I WOULD CACKLE THROUGH  THE NIGHT  HASHTAG THECACKLER  HASHTAG U GOT CACKLED