BoneQuest No. 9305

spigot: ARE YOU MARRIED YET
pants: NO
pants: I MEAN SURE
spigot: GREAT, HERE'S WHAT YOU DO
spigot: NEXT TIME YOU AND YOUR WIFE ARE STANDING IN LINE SOMEWHERE
spigot: TURN TO HER WITH A CONCERNED LOOK ON YOUR FACE
pants: UH HUH
spigot: SAY HONEY, MAY I BE FRANK WITH YOU
pants: HOO BOY
spigot: SHE'LL SAY "OKAY" OR "SURE" OR "OF COURSE"
spigot: THEN YOU PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS AND SAY HOW ABOUT THIS BALL PARK FRANK
spigot: AND POINT AT YOUR PENIS ALL FLOPPED OUT AND PLUMP
pants: WHY DO WE HAVE TO BE IN LINE
spigot: JUST BE OUT IN PUBLIC