BoneQuest No. 9309

spigot: OKAY ***NOW*** ARE YOU MARRIED
pants: NO
pants: I MEAN SURE
spigot: GREAT, HERE'S WHAT YOU DO
spigot: NEXT TIME YOU'RE SINGING "DANNY BOY"
spigot: AND YOU GET TO THE PART ABOUT THE PIPES
spigot: ABOUT HOW THE PIPES / THE PIPES / ARE CALLING
spigot: ASK YOUR WIFE IF SHE CAN HEAR THIS PIPE CALLING
spigot: THEN PUSH HER EAR AGAINST YOUR PENIS
spigot: YOU CAN DO THIS IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT OR DURING THE DAY