BoneQuest No. 9326

pants: CARBOHYDRATES HELP ME PLAY
spigot: THE THICK, SEASONED CRUST STUFFED WITH MOZZARELLA AND PEPPERONI THAT MY BODY NEEDS
pants: MY DAYS ARE LONG AND I'M CONSTANTLY ON MY FEET. THAT MEANS A FULL-SIZE SAFEWAY SHEET CAKE WITH RICH FUDGEY CREAM CHEESE, CHERRY FILLING AND FIVE DISTINCT BUTTERCREAMS
spigot: TEACH FIFTY COLLEGE STUDENTS ENGLISH LIT WITHOUT MY MORNING STOUFFER'S FAMILY SIZE LASAGNA? NO WAY
pants: NO, PEOPLE MIGHT THINK YOU'RE BRINGING IT TO CLASS AND SHARING IT WITH POOR PEOPLE
spigot: BEING A MOM MEANS I'M CONSTANTLY ON THE GO, FROM EARLY MEETINGS TO LATE-NIGHT HOMEWORK. THAT'S WHY I VISIT ALEXANDER'S STEAK HOUSE AT LEAST TEN TIMES A DAY
pants: NO, WHO SAYS YOU'RE NOT BRINGING YOUR WHOLE STUPID FAMILY TO THE RESTAURANT OR JUST PICKING UP FOOD FOR COWORKERS ???
spigot: THIS SUCKS SO MUCH