BoneQuest No. 9342

pants: ANYBODY ELSE MASTURBATING TO THE WEATHER CHANNEL RIGHT NOW
spigot: TOO BUSY CONNECTING WITH OTHER HAMS AND CONDUCTING EMERGENCY RESCUE OPS (OPERATIONS)
pants: WELL, WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE, PERFORM SOME SELF-CARE: STAY HYDRATED, GET SOME REST AND MASTURBATE TO THE WEATHER CHANNEL
deuce: AND WE'LL BE REPEATING THIS GAG ALL WEEK (WEATHER CHANNEL WEEK ON BONEQUEST)
spigot: EXCUSE ME BUT THE AMATEUR EXTRAS ARE TALKING
deuce: AMATEUR EXTRAS HAVE BIG DICKS
deuce: THIS IS FACT
spigot: HOW ARE WE MAKING CRANK CALLS THESE DAYS, BURNER PHONES OR WAR DIALERS OR SOFTWARE DEFINED TELEPHONY OR WHAT'S THE RACKET
deuce: HOME LANDLINE
deuce: DON'T BE A BITCH