BoneQuest No. 9378

deuce: MY URINE IS TRULY TOO CHEAP TO METER
pants: URINE IN GRAMS
deuce: USE WHATEVER UNIT YOU LIKE, KID
pants: WELL IT'S LIQUID SO I WOULD THINK FL OZ
pants: BUT AS LONG AS WE'RE CONSIDERING THE WEIGHT OF THE CONTAINER THAN GRAMS IS FINE
pants: OH GOD YOUR FAT HANDS AROUND MY FAT NECK
deuce: MOST LIQUIDS WHICH ARE JUST WATER PLUS CONTAMINANTS WILL HAVE VERY SIMILAR DENSITIES
deuce: SO THE TWO MEASURES ARE REALLY EUIVALEEEEEEEEEE
deuce: EEEEEEEEEEEEEE FIRE ALARMS
pants: RUNNING TO THE EXIT
pants: RUNNING WHEN I SHOULD BE WALKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!