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BoneQuest No. 9393

"punching them"
DECEMBER 5TH 2024

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deuce: ARE YOUR BALLS SHRINKING OR GROWING OR STAYING THE SAME SIZE
pants: DURING THE WINTER THEY ARE LARGE (ENGORGED WITH PISS) BUT IN THE SUMMER THEY EXPAND SO LARGE THEY PULL THE EARTH THROUGH THE SOLAR SYSTEM
deuce: AND THE CENTRAL PRESSURE IS HIGH ENOUGH TO BRIEFLY FUSE DEUTERIUM
deuce: YOUR BALLS ARE A FAILED STAR
deuce: WELL, TWO FAILED STARS
pants: PUNCHING THEM
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