BoneQuest No. 9414

deuce: T PANTS WHAT ARE YOU GETTING ME FOR CHRISTMAS
pants: T DEUCE WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE
deuce: A DICK
pants: GROSS!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: YOU SEE BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ONE
deuce: I AM DICKLESS
deuce: WITHOUT DICK
deuce: BEREFT OF DICK
deuce: A DEARTH OF DICKS
deuce: I'M SAYING I HAVE NO PENIS
pants: WELL, YOU CAN BORROW MINE BUT I NEED IT BACK BY TUESDAY
deuce: CAN I LEASE TO OWN
pants: YOU CAN RENT
deuce: I'LL JUST BORROW THEN
deuce: NO DEPOSIT
hanford: :CLAPPER:
hanford: SCENE 2: TUESDAY
deuce: I LOSTED IT
pants: WELL I WASN'T USING IT ANYWAY