BoneQuest No. 9417

spigot: WELPS TIME TO HAUL OUT MY DEEP COVER SUPER SECRET WEAPONIZED A.I. SURVEILLANCE DRONES COMMISSIONED BY OLIGARCHS AND DISCREETLY FLY THEM OVER PEOPLE'S HEADS WITH FLASHING SIRENS AND LIGHTS THREE HUNDRED AT ONCE EVERY NIGHT
spigot: HEY DID YOU SEE ALL THOSE CRAZY ORBS IN THE SKY??  I AM FREAKING OUT !!!
spigot: CHECK OUT MY HIGH-RES FOOTAGE  I ZOOMED IN SO YOU CAN SEE THE GROUND AND A TREE TRUNK
spigot: A BIG HUGE PRODUCT LAUNCH FOR SAMSUNG???  LITERALLY NO IDEA WHAT'S HAPPENING  THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
spigot: GOOD NEWS SIR  THE ALIENS ARE HERE TO REMOVE ALL THE WALNUTS FROM FUDGE
deuce: MAYBE THE UFOS ARE JUST YOU BEING GAY
spigot: SO WONDEROUS