hanford: READY hanford: AND hanford: ACTION deuce: FUCK YOU hanford: CUT

dick: AMERICA RUNS ON DUNKIN deuce: MY BALLS ARE A POTEMKIN VILLAGE pants: I WIL PRAY FOR YOU

spigot: T PANTS DO YOU TAKE PULL REQUESTS pants: URRRRK SMALL PINCH spigot: NNNNNNNGGGGG YOU MAY FEEL A SLIGHT PRICK pants: A POUNDING SENSATION IN YOUR REAR END

deuce: CODENAME: PILE OF SHIT spigot: IS MY HIDEOUS FAT FACE A POWER OF 2 pants: HUGS FOR ALL

spigot: T PANTS IS 15 A POWER OF 2 pants: T SPIGOT I N C E P T I O N

pants: I HEAR THE DICKS COMING pants: HIDE atandt: A POX ON YOUR HOUSE

pants: PRAY FOR COCK pants: PRAY WITH ME NOW pants: LET US PRAY pants: FOR COCK deuce: GHGLHGAHLGHLAGH pants: TOGETHER ..... WE WILL ........ PRAY FOR COCK pants: OH DEAR LORD GOD IN HEAVEN deuce: LHGAHLAGHLGHLGALHAGHLGALH DOWN HE DRAIN WE GO

pants: T DEUCE I HAVEN'T LEFT THE HOUSE ALL WEEK DO I WIN A PRIZE (OR GET A MEDAL OR SOMETHING) deuce: T PANTS WE'RE ALL TRAVELLING THROUGH TIME AT A CONSTANT RATE OF ONE SECOND PER SECOND deuce: NOW WILL YOU PLEASE GIVE ME A HANDJOB (NO INSTRUCTION REQUIRED) pants: PUTTING ON MY HULK HANDS

atandt: I WAS PROMOTED TO HEAD OF THE ADJUSTMENT COMMITTEE atandt: IF THE INMATE IS SENTENCED BY THE ADJUSTMENT COMMITTEE TO ISOLATION TIME, HE WILL BE PLACED IN A SEGREGATION UNIT TO AWAIT REVIEW atandt: THAT'S WHEN I SNEAK IN AND LICK THE DICK

deuce: NEXT TIME I ASK FOR A PROOF OF LIFE I WOULD LIKE SOMETHING OTHER THAN STILL-WARM SHIT

spigot: EVERYONE AT MISSION FARMERS MARKET LOOKS LIKE A PRUNE OR A CORN COB deuce: N E V E R F O R G E T MY COCK pants: MAYBE SHOW THEM YOUR DONG AND ASK THEM IF THEY CAN TUG OUT SOME WEEDS spigot: WHERE DO I FLUSH MY CATS spigot: IF YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM ON A SIDEWALK THAT ISN'T DESIGNATED THEY CONFISCATE THE WHOLE THING UNTIL TRIAL AND EVEN THEN SOMETIMES YOU NEVER SEE IT AGAIN

spigot: CAN YOU DO THAT spigot: IS THAT ON THE MENU spigot: SHOULD WE HOP ON A QUICK CALL

pants: I TRY AND TAKE A QUICK NAP BUT WHAM BAM DICKS pants: COME ON PEOPLE pants: I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP

deuce: WE SHOULD PERFORM MOUTH TO MOUTH (NOT TO RESUSCITATE BUT TO PUNISH)

pants: IS IT WRONG TO BEAT OFF WHILE WATCHING NICOLAS WINDING REFN'S <I>DRIVE</I> HE SAID HTML-LY pants: HMM pants: NO OF COURSE NOT OF COURSE IT ISN'T HUFF HUFF HUFF HLAGUHLAGLAG

spigot: HE RHYMED DONGS WITH TONGS? BONGS IS MORE ON BRAND, I BLEW IT pants: THE IRONY IS WE WILL USE TONGS TO REPLACE THE T WITH A B spigot: NOT IF JEAN-CHARLES USES TONGS TO DIP THE T INTO LIQUID HYDROGEN BUT HE FUMBLES HIS GRIP AND IT SHATTERS ON THE FLOOR spigot: CAMERA PUSHES INTO HIS STUPID FAT FACE: DOZENS OF PASSENGERS SUFFOCATING AND DYING (A REAL PUSH-AND-SMOOSH)

pants: HAVE YOUR PHOTO TAKEN WITHA STORMTROOPER FOR $3.00 deuce: YOU MEAN A REAL ONE RIGHTNOT LIKE THE ONES IN NAZI GERMANY

deuce: I GUARANTEE YOU THAT ONE GOOD PUNCH TO THE HEAD DURING HER FORMATIVE YEARS WOULD HAVE SET THAT BITCH STRAIGHT

atandt: DICKS atandt: IT'S LIKE atandt: A RECURRING THEME pants: ALMOST AS IF WE ARE SOMEHOW OBSESSING OVER THEM pants: YET .............. STILL ........ pants: THEY ARE SO WANKY atandt: THEY REALLY ARE, AREN'T THEY pants: INDEED

pants: HE JUST SUCKS OTHER PEOPLE OFF Parallels Tools Installation Agent Please Wait Installing Parallels Tools: 27% \\\ You will need to Restart Windows to /// /// finish the Parallels Tools installation \\\ pants: AND IT'S A REGULAR-LIKE THING WITH HIM pants: SIGN HERE AND HERE AND HERE AND INITIAL HERE

spigot: SORRY FOLKS!!!!!!! NOT JOHN KENNEDY, JUST MTV'S KENNEDY !! SINCERELY CNN spigot: NOW HERE'S AN ENDLESSLY CYCLING RECAP OF HER BRILLIANT CAREER spigot: HERE'S ME WEARING THICK HORN-RIMMED GLASSES BECAUSE URBAN OUTFITTERS HAD A SALE spigot: HERE'S ME BLOWING KURT LODER ON HIS PRIVATE YACHT spigot: MY FIRST PAYCHECK !!! BIG SMILES spigot: OOPS !!! UNEARTHED TAPE OF ME AND ED POWERS spigot: HEY DID I EVER TELL YOU I WAS ALMOST ON LETTERMAN ?!?!?! spigot: NO WONDER DANA PLATO OVERDOSED HERSELF

dick: HOW MUCH COCK CAN A COCKSUCKER SUCK IF A COCKSUCKER COULD SUCK COCK? dick: ANSWER: ME.

spigot: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I'M DOING ON THE CAMPUS THIS LATE, I'M ASKING FOR A RIDE HOME AND A SHIRT pants: YOU'RE SOAKING WET pants: WHAT HAPPENED spigot: JUST DRIVE pants: HOW DID YOU GET A BLACK EYE spigot: I'VE GOT A BLACK EVERYTHING SERIOUSLY JUST GO FAST pants: THERE'S TOILET PAPER STUCK TO YOUR SHOE spigot: UH THANKS pants: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BUS MONEY spigot: I LOST IT spigot: I MEAN SPENT IT spigot: ON SOMETHING pants: OH LOOK THE SUN'S COMING UP pants: WELL COME ON I'LL TAKE YOU TO DENNYS AND BUY YOU A GRAND SLAM spigot: I REALLY JUST NEED TO GET HOME AND BRUSH MY TEETH FOR AWHILE spigot: TOOTH pants: YOUR NECK LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY WAS CHOKING YOU spigot: I RAN INTO A DOOR spigot: SORT OF A CAR DOOR

pants: I AM A YANKEE DOODLE DANDY deuce: THIS IS WHAT YOU SUCK deuce: THIS IS WHAT YOU PUT UP YOU pants: RIGHT deuce: THIS IS WHAT CALLS YOU AT NIGHT AND ASKS FOR A RIDE TO THE 7-ELEVEN pants: OH deuce: THIS IS WHAT FILES THE RESTRAINING ORDER pants: OH DEAR pants: WILL THERE BE BONERS IN HEAVEN deuce: GHLHLUAHAG

pants: OW pants: OOCH pants: QUIT pants: STOP pants: OW pants: OW pants: OH WOW pants: OK OH WOW

pants: OH pants: OH OKAY pants: OKAY pants: OW pants: STOP pants: STOP pants: QUIT pants: QUIT

deuce: MY ONLY DEFENSE IS TO MASTURBATE VIGOROUSLY AND HOPE THAT THE PREDATOR DETERMINES THAT I AM NOT SUITABLE FOR EATING

pants: NOT NOW pants: NOT EVER pants: YOU ARE DEAD TO ME LIKE JUANITO

pants: I WILL CIRCLE THE EARTH AND LAND WHERE I AM ORDERED TO pants: HULAHGLAHGLUUAHLHALGHLAG pants: SEE ENDING WITH A G IS A MORE CONTROLLED COCKSUCKING SESSION pants: IT IS A SCIENCE MEN

spigot: putting my dong in a scone spigot: putting my dong in a flan spigot: putting my dong in a crumpet spigot: the great british beat off

spigot: WHAT I READ INTO THAT IS THAT SHE HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON ME AND SHE WANTS ME TO SLASH HER TIRES spigot: COULD I JUST GET MY POTSTICKERS MINUS THE INVOLVED POETRY SLAM spigot: THE OLD PAGE CAN BE FOUND HERE: _THE TOILET_

deuce: I AM A SERIES OF ON AND OFF PULSES deuce: SIGNIFYING DICK

pants: WOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE UH pants: WHAT'S THE OTHER THING pants: THE THING THAT IS NOT FUN deuce: IT SOUNDS LIKE A SERIES OF THINGS THAT ARE NOT FUN POURED ON TOP OF A PILE OF THINGS THAT ARE NOT FUN

deuce: I HAVE A SEVERE CASE OF LITHOPANSPERMIA

deuce: MY CHURCH CLOTHES pants: SOILED, TORN, STAINED pants: WE SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT A SEWING MACHINE INSTEAD OF CRACK

pants: T DEUCE CAN WE HOLD HANDS AND WALK INTO THE SEA pants: MY PURSE IS A LUNCHBOX pants: HOW MANY TIMES PER MINUTE DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PET SHOP BOYS pants: DADDY-DAUGHTER pants: AND A SPOUTING SPERM WHALE pants: SWIFTING MINIMIZING THE WINDOW AND CONTINUING ON AS IF NOTHING UNTOWARD HAPPENED pants: A SHOPPING MALL IN CYBERSPACE pants: CAN I LIVE AMONG YOUR DOTFILES

spigot: LET'S TAKE A SHORT BREAK spigot: PILLS / DEAD

spigot: I TINKLE AND THEN I STOP TINKLING AND THEN AFTER I PULL MY PANTS UP THERE'S A SUDDEN SPURT OF TINKLE SO WE ALL HAVE PROSTATE CANCER

spigot: SO YOU SAY YOU'RE A 38 YEAR OLD WIRELESS COMMUNICATIONS CONSULTANT LIVING AND WORKING IN THE BAY AREA, WHO LOVES CATS AND ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SNURK HONK HUH LISTENING

spigot: EVERYONE HERE WHO'S GAY LET'S HAVE A SHOW OF DONGS spigot: FLURMP pants: WUMP deuce: BING

pants: DO YOU NEED A SIDEBOOB TO CRY ON pants: ALSO AND LET ME KNOW IF I'M BEING TOO PERSONAL HERE DO YOU MIND IF I BEAT OFF IN YOUR FACE pants: JUST MAKE THAT FACE THAT I YES YES GOOD deuce: UNF

deuce: HTTP://WWW.PYTHON.ORG/PICS/BATTERIES-INCLUDED.JPG deuce: THAT IS ONE MOTHERFUCKING GAY SNAKE PEOPLE deuce: NOTE THE SURPRISE LINES ABOVE THE EYES !!! CLEARLY A SIGN OF SINISTER GAYNESS

spigot: WHAT WE WANT IS YOUR FACE FULL OF SPURT AND TWO PRICKS ON EITHER SIDE OF YOUR FACE spigot: BIG SMILES spigot: CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK

pants: HEY LET'S BOTH GO DOWN ON EACH OTHER AT ONCE deuce: BUT OUR HEADS WILL BONK

spigot: FOLKS WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS A VERY SIMPLE HE SAID / SHE SAID / THE COPS SAID / THE WITNESSES SAID / I CUT OFF A PROSTITUTE'S TITS SCENARIO

spigot: OPENING THE COOKIE DRAWER AND A SINGLE BABY CARROT ROLLS TO THE FRONT LIKE A PENCIL spigot: FUCK THIS

spigot: I PUT MY PHONE DOWN ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR AND A SINGLE DROPLET OF TINKLE FELL FROM MY PENIS RIGHT ONTO THE SEND BUTTON SO THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE SOME BUT NOT ALL OF MY DICK PICS spigot: LET ME KNOW WHEN WE CAN DIFF DIRS

deuce: wh owfklh fsl dhfkhk6hfsklf hsklfhs pants: that's what i tried to tell them deuce: keyboard banging is always 100% funnier with a single random digit thrown in there deuce: 300% funnier deuce: 900 dicks at an exchange rate of one dick per prick is 900 pricks

deuce: DEAR PROFESSIONAL, deuce: IMMEDIATE REQUIREMENT FOR THIS BELOW POSITION. deuce: IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, PLEASE DO SEND ME YOUR UPDATED RESUME ASAP. pants: A - ASAP pants: S - SIR PLEASE I AM A SLAVE IN A SEX FDUNGEON pants: A - ALREADY COVERED A SEE ABOVE pants: P - THE PEE TAPES ARE REAL pants: P - PLEASE HURRY THEY ARE MAKING ME SERVICE ANYBODY WITH A FEW BUCKS

pants: BULGBLAGBULAGBLG pants: THE LOWERCASE B AT THE BEGINNING MEANS I HAD A SLOW START THERE pants: BUT I AM CLEARLY IN FIRST PLACE

deuce: FUNNIEST THING EVER: OTHER PEOPLES' SUFFERING deuce: I JUST TOOK A CRAP THE SIZE OF A SMALL ASTEROID

pants: USING A SMALL FUNNEL TO GET ALL THE WINDEX UP INTO MY DICK

deuce: WATCHING A TED TALK ON HOW MY BALLS CAN FEED A SMALL VILLAGE IN AFRICA

pants: MY BALLS SHINE WITH A SOFT GLOW pants: JAMES EARL JONES IS GIVING ME HEAD pants: IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE spigot: WAKE UP

deuce: CAN THINGS JUST NOT BREAK PLEASE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE pants: KEEPING A SERVICE HEALTHY IN 2023 IS A KNOWN THING?????? THIS SHOULD BE SOMETHING PEOPLE HAVE PRACTICE WITH????????? IT IS A SOLVED PROBLEM????????? deuce: HUHHHH

spigot: COULD SOMEONE PLEASE WRITE A SONG FOR ME spigot: BE BJORKY ABOUT IT

pants: THE GAME OF CORNHOLE

spigot: {{{{{{{ SPIGOT APPEARS IN A SPLORK OF SPURT }}}}}}} spigot: 9/11 - WE REMEMBER

pants: FEED ME CHUM deuce: NO I WILL NOT pants: FEED ME THE MILKY SCUM THAT FLOATS AT THE TOP THEN deuce: THE OILY FILM ??? pants: THE MILKY SCUM FLOATING IN THE OILY FILM deuce: PHARAOH LET MY PEOPLE GO

deuce: YOUR TIME IN SAN QUENTIN pants: I DREAMED YOUR VAGINA WAS A STEEL TRAP

deuce: CAN WE JUST THINK FOR A MOMENT ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCES OF OUR ACTIONS pants: GETTING JIZZED UP IN A STICKY, UNSIGHTLY MANNER deuce: IF YOU SUCK ALL THE DICKS WHAT WILL BE LEFT FOR THE SUMMER (THERE WILL BE A DICK SHORTAGE ON AN UNPRECEDENTED SCALE) pants: B-BUT pants: (LOOKS AT AUDIENCE) YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT A RECYCLING PROGRAM OF MASS PROPORTIONS deuce: GHLGALHGALHGA THERE IS NO TIME TO ARGUE FOR IT MUST BE DONE

deuce: can I just get paid and not do any work plz pants: is sucking dick work deuce: yes pants: that's a stone cold bummer man

pants: EVEN A STOPPED CLOCK GIVES HEAD TWICE A DAY pants: WHY CAN'T YOU deuce: DICKS

pants: I'M INVITING YOU TO FUCK MY FACE deuce: I WILL ACCEPT THE INVITATION (AS WELL AS THE RESPONSIBILITY)

deuce: I HAVE A BONER deuce: WAIT MY BAD IT WAS JUST GAS pants: A STORY OLDER THAN TIME

spigot: NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A STRANGE MELANGE OF DICKS AND BALLS AND GAY DADS

deuce: SUING YOU FOR BREACH OF DICKSUCKING (EVEN THOUGH YOU'VE BEEN SUCKING MY DICK AT 9 AM EVERY DAY RIGHT ON SCHEDULE) pants: 9 AM ?????????????? THAT CAN'T POSSIBLE BE ME ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HOLE deuce: WRONG BECAUSE I HAVE DNA AND FINGERPRINTS AND A SWORN AFFIDAVIT TO PROVE IT pants: BUT I AM SLEEPING AT 9AM pants: OH GOD I SUCK DICK IN MY SLEEP deuce: GLAGHALGH

deuce: if it's a pride of lions and a murder of crows, what's the collective noun for pricks: a bucket of pricks??? pants: a stupid

deuce: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS deuce: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS pants: ARE YOU A SUCKING SNAKE deuce: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS NO

deuce: S S S S S pants: ARE YOU A SUCKING SNAKE deuce: I'M A SSSSSSEGMENTATION FAULT SSSSSSS SSSSS pants: WELL I'M GAY 4 PISS deuce: SSSSSSS SSSSSS pants: PISS PISS PISS spigot: ENJOY YOUR 3 DAY BANS

pants: CHOKE THINGS OR DON'T CHOKE THINGS pants: EITHER WAY, I'M GOOD deuce: A SUPERPOSITION OF BOTH deuce: THE QUANTUM COCKSUCKER

dick: GUYS WHO LIKE GUYS LIKE GUYS

spigot: HERE'S A PLATE OF FUCKING FIGS WE CAN ALL SHARE spigot: DID YOU NOT WANT YOUR FIG? I NOTICED YOU THREW IT OVER THE FENCE spigot: THAT WAS A TEN DOLLAR FIG FROM WHOLE FOODS

pants: I AM TRYING TO DRAW A BONG BUT IT JUST LOOKS LIKE A BONER !!! GIF AFTER GIF OF BONER AFTER BONER !!! AM I GAY ??? WRITE BACK deuce: NO BONGS OR HITS JUST BONERS pants: A TERRIBLE BLOW FOR FREEDOM OF GAY ON THIS HERE NETWORK deuce: I FAVOR MUTANT REGISTRATION

pants: the world was too beautiful for you pants: kill your darlings pants: LEAVING RECURSIVE DEBUGGER pants: this is a terrible game

spigot: FOLKS I HAVE A TERRIBLE SECRET THAT I NEED YOU TO TAKE TO YOUR GRAVE: I AM A TERRIBLE DJ BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MUSIC spigot: ALSO CORDS AND CABLES ARE HARD AND I JUST CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO FIGURE OUT WHERE THEY ALL PLUG IN spigot: YOU'LL HAVE MY RESIGNATION TOMORROW MORNING

spigot: A TIRESOME WALK-ON FROM RACQUEL DARIAN ALL BUT CONFIRMS THIS FEATURE SHOULD BE TITLED CURSE . . . OF THE FAT WOMAN deuce: THAT IS JUST CRUEL deuce: OH WAIT THERE'S HER HUSBAND ?

pants: I'M A TOOL TIP pants: LJSA HGJLKAHGKLAJHGKJAH GKAJHGJLKAGHNOA HBVULKHUBA pants: FREEDOM AND PEACE REQUIRE BONERS

spigot: I AM SLOWLY MORPHING INTO A TOTAL COCKSUCKER !!! spigot: THE BEFORE AND AFTER SNAPSHOTS ARE EXACTLY THE SAME ?!? spigot: ALONG WITH EACH FRAME DURING THE MORPH ??? spigot: WELL THAT CAN MEAN ONLY ONE THING !!! spigot: HOMPTH HURMPTH I WAS A COCKSUCKER THE WHOLE GOD DAMN TIME HURMPTH PURMPTHGLK

pants: WHEN CAN I TAKE MY ECLIPSE GLASSES OFF deuce: WHEN THE NEXT ECLIPSE HAPPENS

pants: AND THEN A DIFFERENT DICK (A TOTALLY DIFFERENT DICK THAN THE ONE BEFORE)

spigot: critics are calling these bonghits delicious, delightful spigot: a tour de force (dot dot dot) mesmerizing

spigot: T DICK HEART pants: T SPIGOT WHAT ABOUT HEART FOR NET spigot: CAN I NOT HAVE HOMEWORK ABOUT EVERYTHING PLEASE pants: HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE spigot: T NET YOU ARE A TOUR DE FORCE (DOT DOT DOT) MESMERIZING ****

deuce: WANGS ? pants: WANGS ! deuce: UNCERTAIN BUT WILLING TO LEARN MORE !! pants: IF ONLY I HAD SOMEONE TO COACH AND TEACH deuce: I HAVE AN IDEA spigot: I'LL BRING A TOWEL AND SOME CERTS

pants: A TRAFFIC CONE WHERE MY WIENER SHOULD BE deuce: COVERING OR REPLACING pants: FORGOT WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT

spigot: I'M AN ADULT GAY MALE SEEKING DISCREET SAFE J/O deuce: I DON'T SEE HOW J/O CAN BE SAFE IF YOU USE YOUR MOUTH AND ASS spigot: I HAVE A TWO-PRICK SYSTEM spigot: WHERE IF ONE SPURTS . . . spigot: I CAN CONTINUE SUCKING ON THE SPARE spigot: I JAM THEM AND POKE THEM INTO MY FACE spigot: SOMETIMES WITH SUCH FORCE I NEED SOMEONE TO HELP ME LIE DOWN FOR AWHILE deuce: I WOULD LIKE NOT TO DISCUSS THIS ANY FURTHER

spigot: COMPUTER .......... spigot: MAKE ME POPULAR pants: SPIGOT THE BEAR WILL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THESE MESSAGES

spigot: ALL THE AVATAR CHARACTERS HAVE DOWN'S SYNDROME

deuce: (WISTFULLY) WE ALL LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON THAT DAY deuce: CLEARLY HAVING AN ENTIRELY UNRELATED INTERNAL CONVERSATION pants: HUALGHUALHGULAUG

pants: a vase ??????????? pants: two faces ??????????? pants: you first

: DEUCE WAGGLING HIS HEAD pants: I'M A VERY ABSTRACT MUSEUM pants: DON'T VISIT ME deuce: UNDERSTOOD

effigy: THE SHOW IS 88% JUST PEOPLE SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER pants: AND 12% BREAKING DOWN BOXES

: Left: Pants : Right: Spigot spigot: WINE FORUM pants: LET'S TALK ABOUT WOMEN'S ISSUES spigot: IT'S OKAY TO SAY YOU WANT IT ON YOUR FACE EVEN IF YOU DON'T

pants: SO SORRY ABOUT THE FATNESS pants: I'LL CLEAN THAT UP LATER deuce: I NEED PORN ALL DAY LONG pants: GOOD THING WE HAVE A PORN TUNNEL

spigot: THEN WE ADJOURNED TO THE LOUNGE FOR COMPLIMENTARY FACIALS deuce: BOY DID WE

pants: HI HO EVERYBODY

deuce: DON'T TELL ANYBODY BUT I MASTURBATED pants: CAN WE MAKE A JERKCITY OUT OF THAT SOMEHOW pants: "DON'T TELL" STARRING DEUCE deuce: SIR IT WAS DON'T TELL **ANYBODY**

spigot: THE UNBEARABLE LIGHTNESS OF BONERS spigot: BHLALBHALHBLH SPITTING ON MY HAND BECAUSE I FORGOT TO BUY LOTION

spigot: WHO'S DOING WHAT NOW WITH THE SUCKING