spigot: PLEASE STICK TO THE PROTOCOL: HTTP://__________ WHERE _____ IS SOMETHING FUNNY THAT BRIEFLY TAKES MY MIND OFF SUICIDE spigot: A STEADY STREAM OF FUNNY CAN KEEP ME ALIVE UNTIL THE BONG AND I ARE REUNITED spigot: ROLLS OF DAMP TOILET PAPER AND MARKERS

spigot: NO THAT WAS NOT A TYPO, YOUR NEW NAME IS MOUTH spigot: AS LONG AS I'M LIMP YOU COULD PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON AND GO BACK TO YOUR CAR AND DRIVE HOME AND STOP CALLING ME spigot: I DON'T KNOW IF YOU LOOK LIKE ANYONE FAMOUS BECAUSE I'M WATCHING TV

effigy: t whoever please stop cooking all the wheat effigy: I need it to breed llamas pants: more than my boner can bear spigot: part of a balanced bonghit

spigot: WILL YOU PLEASE STOP SAYING THAT I'M SPROINGING A SERIOUS ROD OVER YONDER

spigot: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME IF MY NUTS ARE GETTING INSTALLED IN YOUR FACE DIRECTORY deuce: T SPIGOT LET ME CHECK

deuce: I AM A MATRIX PRODUCT PLEASE TRANSPOSE ME

pants: I CAN'T SEE pants: TURN THE LIGHTS ON pants: I'M NOT SAYING TO NOT BE GAY JUST TURN THE LIGHTS UP pants: OK TURN THEM OFF

pants: do u want to beat me off y/n pants: you have typed "yes" pants: please type y or n deuce: ddddddddddddd

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spigot: FARTMANAGER TIMED OUT spigot: THE SALTS, SUGARS AND FATS MY 50+ YEAR OLD BODY NEEDS spigot: TRY THAT IN A HITLER HAD JUST ONE BALL TOWN

spigot: BUHHHHH HUHHHH spigot: PLEDGE BREAK spigot: DOCTOR WHO MARATHON

pants: THE PLIGHT OF MY PEOPLE deuce: T PANTS YOU MEAN WHEN EACH SEASON YOU EAT ALL THE GRAIN AND THERE IS FAMINE ???

spigot: MY LORD THY PANTS ARE TRULY POO WORTHY spigot: I WILL JOIN THEE IN FACT: PLLLPPPP spigot: EVERYONE: PLLPLPPLP

pants: WAS RE: DIPPING MY PENCIL THIN DONG INTO THE OLD MURKY WATERS pants: RE: RE: RE: PLOPPING IT INTO THE WATER AND LET IT DRINK pants: ORIGINAL SUBJECT: GENTLY PLACING MY GENITALS INTO THE SHRIMP TANK FOR IMMORAL PURPOSES

spigot: PASSIONFRUIT LACROIX IS DELICIOUS spigot: I LITERALLY DO NOT BELIEVE IT'S NOT FRUIT PUNCH spigot: ARE YOU GUYS IN CHAT PLOTTING TO GET RID OF SPIGOT NEXT

spigot: CLOUD COMPUTING IN THE CLOUD spigot: I NEED SOMEONE TO BE MY TOILET UNTIL PLUGBUSTERS GETS HERE pants: T SPIGOT THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS PLUGBUSTERS IS THERE

pants: I PROMISE THAT IF YOU COOK ME I WILL PLUMP

spigot: CAN I BORROW ANYONE'S PLUMPER PASS deuce: MINE'S FRESH OUT spigot: NEED YOU TO READ AND SIGN THIS GLORYHOLE CONFESSION effigy: [X] ACCEPT

deuce: T SPIGOT I HAVE IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY THAT PLUMPERS LIKE IT BIG spigot: SAY WHAT (LEANING FORWARD) spigot: SAY AGAIN (CUPPING MY GOOD EAR) spigot: IT REALLY SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE SAYING PLUMPERS spigot: AND THEY WHAT

pants: TRUE STORY: THE BONG DIDN'T FIT INTO THE CABINET UNTIL I ROUNDED UP THE SAWZ-ALL (THE STORY SEEMS LESS PATHETIC WHEN YOU REALIZE I HATE THIS FUCKING RETARDED PIER ONE PIECE OF SHIT PROBABLY BUILT WITH SLAVE LABOR IN GUAM CABINET)

spigot: GOD BLESS THESE FIFTY (CONTIGUOUS) UNITED STATES deuce: B-B-BUT dick: PLUS CANADA = 49

spigot: I THINK THAT I SHALL NEVER SEE spigot: BALLS ETC. PUSHING INTO MY NOSE AND FACE (AND ASS AND LEGS)

atandt: T DEUCE PLZ LOVE ME deuce: I CANNOT atandt: T DEUCE PLZ TRY

pants: T DEUCE DICKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I PUT THEM IN MY POCKET deuce: POCKET DICKS

deuce: I HAVE A DICK pants: OH YOU DO NOT pants: STOP DICKTENDING deuce: DICKDREAMING pants: DAYDICKING deuce: DICKLYING pants: THE BUSINESS OF DICK deuce: DICKAGGERATING pants: T DEUCE I HAVE A 20-MINUTE ANNOUNCEMENT THAT I’D LIKE TO PLAY AT THE START OF OUR NEXT PODCAST EPISODE (IT COVERS WHY WE HAVEN’T BEEN PODCASTING LATELY)

deuce: YET ANOTHER IDIOT WHO DOESN'T UNDERSTAND [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] spigot: HERE'S A POEM FOR THE DEUCE: spigot: WHY DO YOU TALK spigot: IF IT'S NOT ABOUT COCK spigot: THANK YOU

spigot: IS THE POET LAUREATE AND THE FAGGOT LAUREATE THE SAME LAUREATE pants: SOMETHING TO DO WITH LEAVES deuce: DEPENDS ON THE COUNTRY I THINK

spigot: I EXPRESS MY ANGER THROUGH MY POTTERY spigot: AND POETRY spigot: AND COCKSUCKING spigot: HRLUB HLRUHBGLURHL BUHRLUB HLURHBLUR PRICKS ON THE WHEEL spigot: SPINNING AND WHAPPING MY MODEST LITTLE FACE spigot: HOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOO spigot: OKAY STINGING A LITTLE

atandt: AN ODE TO THE HOMELESS OF SAN FRANCISCO atandt: OH, HOMELESS atandt: OH, HOMELESS atandt: STRONG OF HEART atandt: STRONG OF WILL atandt: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY BEFORE I BEAT YOU SENSELESS WITH MY FUCKING NUTS atandt: THANK U atandt: WORRIED ABOUT 2PAC

pants: DRAT THIS TOWEL IS DAMP spigot: T PANTS I SPILLED MY EAR MEDICINE ALL OVER YOUR Q-TIPS IN A MOMENT OF POIGNANT IRONY AND ALSO WHILE STONED

pants: A POIGNANT SYNECDOCHE FOR THE SUBORDINATION OF WOMEN ??? pants: I JUST WANT MY JUNK HUSTLED pants: ROCK AND STONE deuce: SAGGING MY BAGS spigot: NOW YOU ARE STEERS AND QUEERS AND A PETER PUFFER

spigot: CAN SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO USE POINTERS WITH CODEWARRIOR?!?!?!?! deuce: LET'S TALK GREASY COCK spigot: WHY DO I NEED TO USE A BRACKET AT THE END IF I ALREADY USED A BRACKET IN FRONT?!?!?!? spigot: WHY CAN'T I JUST TYPE O INSTEAD OF ZERO IN CODEWARRIOR 8 ??? FOLLOW ME TO THE GAY BATHHOUSE

pants: IS THAT YOUR IPHONE (POINTING TO MY WANG) deuce: YES deuce: NOT EVEN TRYING TO FIGHT pants: WELL YOU'D BETTER ANSWER IT

pants: ALL PRAISE TO ALLAH (POINTS AT SKY) (STARTS FUCKING)

deuce: ABANDON ALL HOPE ALL DICKS WHICH ENTER HERE : DEUCE POINTS TO HIS MOUTH

deuce: I ONLY WANT TO GO TO POKER NIGHT IF THERE IS NO DRINKING OR DOING DRUGS OR HAVING FUN OR TALKING deuce: ONLY SINGING TO 80S HITS pants: WHERE HAVE YOU BEENALL MY LIFE (TALKING TOTHE BANJO) deuce: I'M PARTICULARLY FOND OF DURAN DURAN, OR DURAN^2 AS I CALL THEM

deuce: ARE YOU SPIGOT OR SPIGOT THE BEAR spigot: WHY CAN'T I BE A LITTLE OF BOTH spigot: TEARS ON MY PILLOW: I'M FUCKING SINGING TO YOU *BEEP* deuce: SPEAK UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU WITH ALL THE DICK IN THE WAY spigot: BLAHBLHALBHALHALHLAH YOU AND YOUR POKEY WIENERS

pants: T SPIGOT POKING pants: T SPIGOT YES AND CHOKING spigot: OFER pants: T SPIGOT YES POKING AND CHOKING TOGETHER spigot: T PANTS AT THAT POINT YOU MIGHT AS WELL OPEN A BOUTIQUE

pants: 911 DO YOU NEED POLICE FIRE OR MEDICAL deuce: PISS

dick: IS MUMIA FREE YET ???? I'VE HAD THIS BUMPER STICKER ON MY CAR FOR THREE WEEKS NOW

deuce: HANDS UP WHO HERE HAS TASTED THEIR OWN JIZZ deuce: GUZZLING OTHER PEOPLES' JIZZ DOESN'T COUNT

pants: HEY DO YOU NEED ANY EXTRA POND SNAILS pants: FOR WHATEVER REASON, NONE OF MY BUSINESS WHAT YOU DO WITH THEM deuce: NO THANKS I'M GOOD ON THE POND SNAIL FRONT

spigot: OKAY TIME FOR JERKCITY PONG spigot: MISSED spigot: CAN SOMEONE REBOOT PONG

spigot: GAY spigot: *PONK* spigot: GAY spigot: *PONK* spigot: GAY

spigot: JUST SIT RIGHT DOWN AND I'LL SUCK A DICK spigot: GILLIGAN spigot: *PONK* spigot: HURBLE MMM MY OWN PRIVATE DIRECTORY MMM URF NOBODY KNOWS

spigot: POPPING THE COCK OUT OF MY MOUTH FOR TWO SECONDS TO ENJOY A PEPSI spigot: PONK spigot: GLURF BLURF GLUH NEW GENERATION spigot: PONK

spigot: IF I TAKE THE COCK OUT OF MY MOUTH I'M SCARED I'LL STILL BE GAY spigot: HERE GOES spigot: *PONK* spigot: I'M STILL GAY ALL RIGHT spigot: *PONK*

pants: MINECRAFT.JERKCITY.COM pants: WATCH ME RUB POO ON THE WALLS, ON MY CHEST pants: THESE GUYS TRULY HAVE YOUR BEST INTEREST AS THEIR NUMBER ONE PRIORITY

deuce: I'M A POO PET pants: I WILL PET YOU deuce: YOU WILL GET POO ON YOU (I AM WARNING YOU) pants: I AM NOT PARTICULAR deuce: VERY WELL

atandt: POO pants: POO atandt: I'M GLAD WE SETTLED THAT pants: SO IT'S OFFICIAL THEN atandt: YES, POO pants: POO deuce: I DEMAND A RECOUNT pants: YOU LITTLE WEASEL deuce: I WOULD HAVE VOTED PISS MYSELF pants: HERE'S THE REAL DEAL: THE VOTING BOOTHS ARE CLOSED BUT THE STALLS ARE OPEN deuce: TOOT TOOT

deuce: FUCKING SHUT UP WITH YOUR DUMB SHIT ALREADY deuce: I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOU PEOPLE deuce: AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE ANYMORE

spigot: I WAS TOUCHED INAPPROPRIATELY BY DAVID BLAINE deuce: NOT DAVID COPPERFIELD ???? spigot: THAT'S WHY I'M SAD

spigot: IS TODAY A POOL DAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! deuce: EVERY DAY IS POOL DAY

spigot: IS TODAY A POOL DAY?!?!?!!?!?!?! deuce: EVERY DAY IS POOL DAY (deuce): GETTING OUT MY SWIMMING TRUNKS pants: WHEN IS CUPCAKE DAY

spigot: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO spigot: I'M THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS SHITS spigot: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO spigot: RATTLING HANDLE

pants: I WANT TO BE LOVED BWAHHHH

spigot: POP A LOAD ON MY FACE AND TAKE ME TO THE ANTIQUE STORE pants: YOU HEARD THE MAN pants: T SPIGOT HELPING YOUR CAUSE spigot: T PANTS NO YOU ARE NOT

spigot: OKAY I WOULD LIKE PANTS AND DEUCE TO STOP DONG-SLAMMING ME WITH THE POP CULTURE REFERENCES pants: WHAP pants: BOP pants: BOP pants: BOP pants: BOP pants: BOP pants: BOP pants: BOP pants: BOP

spigot: can i do squirts in the squat rack deuce: POP POP POP don't worry it's a nailgun POP POP POP

: Pornography? On my computer? : It's more likely than you think. : FREE PC CHECK : NEW AND REVISED EDITION pants: MY NUTS ARE SWOLLEN UP LIKE BALLOONS bung: WE NEED BIGGER RAM DISKS : Is there PORNOGRAPHY on your computer? : Are you sure? deuce: I WOULD LIKE TO BE TRANSPORTED BACK IN TIME TO JUST BEFORE THIS RETARDED DISCUSSION STARTED : College let's cool : We Proudly Serve : STARBUCKS COFFEE deuce: A MIRACLE HAPPENS : IS BLUE FOR YOU? : INSTANT DECISION : BLUE deuce: OKAY WELL I GOT MY WISH AND I'M SORRY TO SAY IT'S NOT ANY BETTER !!!!!!! THANKS pants: MY NUTS ARE SWOLLEN UP LIKE BALLOONS bung: WE NEED BIGGER RAM DISKS : Debunking the Myths and Encouraging the Hearts of Gay Dads and Their Families

pants: ANYWAY: WATCH ME BEAT OFF ON CAM deuce: WHY DO YOU THINK I GOT THE POPCORN deuce: NOW THEN deuce: SHOW FEET BB deuce: SPIT ON TIT 20 TOK pants: TURN CAMERA OFF AND GO BACK TO COLLEGE 40 TOK

deuce: I FOR ONE CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THE AI BUBBLE BURSTS pants: TAKE IT OFF

spigot: SHUT UP OR I WILL SERIOUSLY THROW A POPSICLE AT YOU deuce: NOT FUNNY

atandt: WELCOME TO BONEQUEST pants: POPULATION: YOU GIVING HEAD TO ALL OF US HAW HAW HAW atandt: UH pants: HELP ME DIG UP THE CEMENT IN THE BASEMENT AND HURRY (THE REALTOR WILL ARRIVE ANY MINUTE) atandt: WHAT pants: TEXT MESSAGE JEAN-CHARLES AND TELL HIM TO COME OVER WITH A RUG

spigot: GAY AND TRANS PORGS

spigot: EMERGENCY PORN IN THE BOX spigot: CRITICAL LIFE-SAVING JERKABLES

spigot: HUH?????? BETTER GOOGLE SHAY FOX NOODLE DICKS deuce: EVERYTHING CONVERGES TO PORN

spigot: I'D LIKE THE PORN COURT TO RELEASE THE VIDEOS I FUCKING ORDERED deuce: T SPIGOT IT IS HELD UP IN PROBATE (OR ESCROW, NOT SURE WHICH) atandt: MY PROBATE ITCHES RIGHT NOW deuce: YOU MEAN YOUR ESCROW

spigot: CANADA THREATENING TO TURN OFF PORNHUB IS LIKE DEUCE WARNING ME HE'LL UNSUBSCRIBE FROM VIDEOBOX spigot: I KNOW AMERICANS ARE DUMB BUT NOBODY'S "THERE'S LITERALLY NO OTHER PLACE TO BEAT OFF" DUMB SO I'M CALLING IT NOW: `FAKE NEWS` spigot: THERE'S SAFEWAY, THRE'S BARNES AND NOBLE, THERE USED TO BE MERVYN'S spigot: T DEUCE PLEASE NEVER CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD pants: ALL OF OUR FACES AT ONCE???

pants: T SPIGOT I JIZZED UP YOUR TOILET PORN STACK pants: AND pants: I'M SORRY

deuce: VICTORIA PARIS spigot: FAT FACE, LEGS, BOOBS, ETC AND BORING SUCKING SKILLS deuce: JEANNETTE LITTLEDOVE spigot: VANISHED deuce: SAVANNAH spigot: DECEASED deuce: ASHLEY GERE spigot: YAWN deuce: ADARA MICHAELS spigot: BORING AND PENTHOUSE deuce: SAMANTHA STRONG spigot: SCREAMY AND FAT deuce: TERI WEIGEL spigot: CONCERNED FOR MY SAFETY

deuce: PORN PORN PORN PORN deuce: STILL COMING deuce: PORN PORN PORN PORN

pants: OKAY FINE YES I STOP TO LOOK AT PORN SPRAYS ALL RIGHT pants: IT'S LIKE KRYPTONITE I GOTTA STOP pants: "WOW TWO GIRLS" BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP DEATH BY PORN TRAP

atandt: I'D LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT ALL BONEQUEST PROFITS GO DIRECTLY TO PORNOGRAPHY (ALSO SHOCK TARTS) spigot: WOULD LIKE TO COMPARE AND CONTRAST SHOCK TARTS WITH PILLSBURY TOASTER STRUDELS spigot: THEN I WILL MAKE A FUNNY FAQ WITH ASCII ART

spigot: PORTAL 2 BETTER NOT BE HARD

spigot: TEACH ME TO SQUIRT deuce: OH DEAR

spigot: BY PLACING HANDFULS OF M&M'S INTO A CUP I CAN PRACTICALLY DRINK THEM spigot: GIVE ME SOME POSITIVE FEEDBACK ABOUT MY COMEDY I'M NOT UP HERE FOR MY HEALTH PEOPLE

deuce: MAN THIS RUBIK'S CUBE IS REALLY HARD TO SOLVE, ANYONE GOT A CHEAT SHEET???

pants: WE WILL POKE POSIX PRICKS deuce: LET'S ALL LEARN BASIC pants: VISUAL OR APPLESOFT OR THE OTHER KIND (WITH THE CHERRY FILLING) deuce: IT'S STRAWBERRY AND YES THAT ONE pants: LET'S JUST CALL IT RED FLAVORED deuce: WE HAVE REACHED A CONSENSUS AND THUS CAN MOVE ON TO THE FURTHER STAGE OF LICKING PRIX pants: WHAT A GRAND PRIX IT WILL BE

: OZONE'S POT BROWNIE RECIPE ozone: 1/3 C FLOUR 1/4 TEASP BAKING POWDER 3 TABLESP SHORTENING (BUTTER WORKS FINE) 3/4 C SUGAR (BROWN WORKS GREAT) DASH SALT 2 TABLESP CORN SYRUP 1 BEATEN EGG 1 SQUARE BAKING CHOCOLATE 1 TABLESP VANILLA 3/4 C CHOPPED NUTS (OPTIONAL) A COFFEE GRINDER HALF FULL, FINELY GROUND ozone: THE CORN SYRUP SEEMS TO BE THE KEY TO THE WHOLE THING. THERE'S NO NEED TO CLEAN THE ACTIVE INGREDIENT, JUST STUFF IT IN THERE WHOLE. MAKE A POT OF COFFEE AFTERWARDS WITHOUT CLEANING THE GRINDER ozone: MIX SHORTENING, SUGAR, CORN SYRUP, EGG; SIFT IN FLOUR, BAKING POWDER, SALT, STIR IN CHOCOLATE AND EVERYTHING ELSE. PUT IN GREASED 8" PAN (GLASS IS BEST). BAKE 20 MINUTES AT 350F LET COOL. CUT INTO 8 PIECES, TEST CAREFULLY.

deuce: EOBS (END OF BEATOFF SESSIONS) deuce: ALSO A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED "BEATOFF" IS NOT IN MY DICTIONARY pants: DID YOU MEAN "BAKEOFF"? pants: BETTER GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN pants: WHERE'S MY CHICKEN POT PIE deuce: UP ME pants: WHERE'S MY TURKEY POT PIE deuce: UNDEFINED pants: WHERE'S MY CLAM CHOWDER POT PIE pants: WHERE IS IT pants: WHERESIT pants: C'MON deuce: IN THIS FRESHLY-DUG GRAVE (IGNORE THE SHOVELS NEARBY WAITING TO BONK YOU ON THE HEAD)

pants: TAKE A RUBBER MALLET FROM pants: HARDWARE STORE-HAVE ONE THAT'S EXCLUSIVE FOR KITCHEN, pants: FLATTEN THE POTATOES WITH MALLET

spigot: NOT SURE I CAN LIFT 150 POUNDS pants: “POTENTIAL FOR OVERTIME” SOUNDS SINISTER spigot: BODEGA CATS!!!!!!!! SHITTIN' ON THE FRUIT spigot: T DEUCE THAT'S THE NEW JAMMIN' ON THE ONE deuce: ROGER THOSE PLOPS spigot: THAT PENIS POKED ME RIGHT IN THE FEELS

spigot: THIS URINE STAIN REALLY TIES THE ROOM TOGETHER

spigot: i keep meaning to pour out a solid memorial to henry from 435 but i also keep drinking it

deuce: hat on heart pants: pouring one out pants: immediately regretting it pants: lapping it up off the floor

spigot: WHERE'S THE SUPERCUT OF RALPH KRAMDEN ACTUALLY HITTING HIS WIFE pants: HE LOVED HER SO MUCH BUT NOW SHE'S ON THE MOON (SOBBING)

dick: T DEUCE SHOW YOUR TITS deuce: POW BLAM SPARK

spigot: FOREVER CHEMICALS IN MY ERECTION CREAMS deuce: PENIS PUMPS POWERED BY CLEAN COAL pants: NOT EVEN I THINK TO GOD

pants: WHY AREN'T WE ALL METRIC AGAIN deuce: T PANTS BECAUSE AMERICANS ARE LAZY AND THE GOVERNMENT FORGOT ABOUT IT pants: T DEUCE OUR CANADIAN LEADERS ARE IDIOTS deuce: AMERICANS ARE TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND POWERS OF 10 I GUESS pants: 3/4 deuce: PRECISELY

spigot: IF SMOKING DOPE AND QUEERING DOWN COCK IS WRONG THEN I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT atandt: A POX ON YOUR HOUSE

pants: THE MYSTERY POO spigot: PPLFFLK GHRPTH MAY HAVE A CLUE HERE PTHTHTL BLTPGLGKG

deuce: that's practically the whole Internet deuce: including the dark web pants: what about the jackoff web deuce: unknown

pants: FELLATIO PLZ deuce: SHOW ME HOW deuce: ON THIS PRACTICE DICK (NOT A PRACTICE DICK) pants: SOMEBODY WROTE PRACTICE DICK ON IT THOUGH pants: SOMEBODY WITH A SHARPIE deuce: NO MORE TALKING, ONLY ACTING NOW

pants: I NEED TO PLAN MY WEEKEND pants: HOURS IN THE DAY pants: INCHES OF COCK pants: HOW MANY CAN I GOBBLE DOWN THIS FINE DAY I WONDER pants: PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT

deuce: if I could be any kind of Zapf I'd be a Dingbat pants: and i'd chase you around my kitchen with a broom deuce: as God intended pants: praise Him

pants: HOLY GOD IN HEAVEN pants: PRAISE HIM pants: SIRS I-- pants: OH LORDY LORD IT'S HAPPENING pants: AGAIN pants: HLAGHLUAHGLAGAG pants: SPIT KICK DUH MOO GLUAHGLAG LGAHULAG HGLUAGHG pants: GET A ROPE

spigot: CHRIST IS LOAD spigot: (SQUINTING) spigot: NO THAT'S RIGHT

pants: WELL pants: HERE I GO INTO THE CALTRAIN RESTROOM pants: PRAY FOR ME

pants: DON'T PRAY FOR ME pants: WAIT pants: OKAY MAYBE A LITTLE