spigot: NO TO HYPOCRISY spigot: YES TO A RAVE PARTY pants: MAYBE TO A REACHAROUND spigot: I MADE A COLLAGE OF THINGS WE'VE DONE TOGETHER (BIKING, CHOKING)

spigot: RE: SISTA 4, THIS ONE WAS A WALL TO WALL WHORE EXTRAVAGANZA, ALL GIRLS AND CONSEQUENTLY LITTLE OR NO SPURT (JUST SALIVA) deuce: T SPIGOT I SUPPOSE YOU'RE A SPURT MAN THEN spigot: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT deuce: T SPIGOT WHICH GIRL IN SISTA 4 ARE YOU REFERRING TO spigot: DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

pants: STOP GTHIS F*CKING IDIOCY ALREADY! MMM DUH pants: AS FAR AS THE KERNEL IS CONCERNED, A REGRESSIONS IS THE KERNEL NOT GIVING THE SAME END RESULT WITH THE SAME USER SPACE GHLAHGLAHGLUHALG GOOD LORD MEN HAULGUHLAG pants: THE REGRESSION WAS IN THE KERNEL. YOU TRYING TO SHIFT THE REGRESSIONS SOMEWHERE ELSE IS BOGUS SHIT BRRRRR MMM YEAH OOOH BOY pants: AND SERIOUSLY, IT'S THE KIND OF GARBAGE THAT MAKES ME THINK YOUR OPINION AND YOUR CODE CANNOT BE RELIED ON OOH BALLS HLAGHUAHGLAG DUH pants: IF YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO ADMIT THAT YOUR COMMIT 651E28C5537A ("APPARMOR: ADD BASE TO INFASTRUCTURE FOR SOCKET MEDIATION") CAUSED A REGRESSION, THEN HONESTLY, I DON'T WANT TO GET COMMITS FROM YOU FAT FARTS AHOY pants: IT'S THAT SIMPLE. pants: I'M *VERY* UNHAPPY WITH THE SECURITY LAYER AS IS, THE LAST THING I WANT TO SEE IS SOME SECURITY LAYER DEVELOPER THAT THEN GOES ON TO TRY TO RE-DEFINE WAS REGRESSION MEANS HLGAHGULAHGLUAG EATING IT ALL HALGHULAGUG pants: פOOp ˥Oɹp I,W ∩ԀSIpƎ pOMN SƎ┴∩ԀS ┴H∀┴ IS ∀ ɹƎפɹƎSSION OH IℲ ⅄O∩ qɹƎ∀ʞ ƎXIS┴INפ ∩SƎɹ SԀ∀ƆƎ pants: IT'S NOT OK TO SAY "BUT WE'LL FIX THE USER SPACE SETUP" GARK GARK GARK GARK pants: IT'S THAT SIMPLE. pants: REALLY. NOT OK. pants: I THINK I WILL HAVE TO REVERT THAT GARBAGE, FOR THE SIMPLE REASON THAT I REFUSE TO HAVE CODE IN THE KERNEL FROM MAINTAINERS THAT CANNOT EVEN UNDERSTAND THE FIRST RULE OF KERNEL DEVELOPMENT HALGHLAUGHLUHGLUAG I EAT POO HALGHUALG pants: THE FIRST RULE IS: -WE DON'T CAUSE REGRESSIONS SMOOSHING AND SMEARING IT pants: AND THE COROLLARY IS THAT WHEN REGRESSIONS *DO* OCCUR, WE ADMIT TO THEM AND FIX THEM, INSTEAD OF BLAMING USER SPACE FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK I'M GOIN' DOWN pants: THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE APPARENTLY BEEN DENYING THE REGRESSION NOW FOR THREE WEEKS MEANS THAT I WILL REVERT, AND I WILL SOP PULLING APPARMOR REQUESTS UNTIL THE PEOPLE INVOLVED UNDERSTAND HOW KERNEL DEVELOPMENT IS DONE MMMM DUH WET ONES

deuce: piss: the universal solvent pants: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: piss spigot: hp wuvcraft

pants: WOULD YOU MIND IF I BEAT OFF IN YOUR FACE AND, WHILE I DO SO, PRETEND LIKE YOU'RE BORED pants: THAT'S MY FETISH pants: READ A BOOK OR SOMETHING deuce: NO SCREAMING OR CALLING THE POLICE PLEASE

spigot: I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE BEATING OFF AT THIS TIME pants: THAT BETTER BE BEATRIX POTTER AND NOT HARRY POTTER

spigot: MY FAVORITE FOOD IS PIZZA spigot: PRAY OUR PRIVATE CONVERSATIONS NEVER GET LEAKED

spigot: I'LL SMOKE DOPE TO THAT spigot: READ MY LIPS: BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL spigot: I AM A FAT OLD MAN WITH A FAT OLD DONG AND HERE IS MY $40 spigot: I MIGHT ADD THAT BY LAW YOU HAVE TO MAKE NOISE DURING IT

spigot: I HAVE NO MONEY FOR FOOD OR RENT spigot: IF NOBODY MINDS I'M JUST GOING TO SNAP INTO THIS SLIM JIM spigot: HOMPTH

deuce: 1024x768 MEANS MORE SCREEN REAL ESTATE pants: PLUS MICHAEL EISNER AS A ZOMBIE SLAVE pants: WE CAN TEACH HIM TO MAKE ICED TEA pants: AND PLAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY ON THE PIANO deuce: PROBABLY BUT LET'S NOT GET INTO THAT

dick: REAL FUCKING FAT dick: I MEAN FAT dick: BIG ROLLY FAT deuce: THERE'S NO GODDAMN CANDY IN THE BATHROOM

spigot: PRETEND YOU'RE IN SOUND OF MUSIC AND YOU'RE SINGING AND PRANCING AND PISSING EIDELWEISS spigot: OR AMONGST THE EIDELWEISS EITHER WAY I JUST LIKE BEING IN THE OUT OF DOORS OR UP THE DOWN OF DICKS (PRICKS AFTER LABOR DAY) spigot: YOU NEED TO BE REAL HIGH TO CHAIN THOSE LAST THREE TOGETHER

pants: DOES THE BIBLE SAY WE CAN'T BE GAY pants: DOES IT REALLY SAY THAT pants: REALLY pants: CAN'T A MAN LIE DOWN WITH ANOTHER MAN'S COCK IN HIS FACE pants: THAT IS GROSS, I WILL BE LESS NOISY IN THE FUTURE pants: HAULGHALUG HALUHGLUAHUAL HAULGHLAUHG pants: IT'S JUST A LITTLE BLOOD pants: IT'LL WASH OUT

pants: I WEAR SWIM TRUNKS AS UNDERPANTS deuce: REALLY pants: NO I JUST WANTED ATTENTION

spigot: I'M A DEFECTIVE O-RING

pants: I AM THE LAST OF pants: THE FAMOUS pants: INTERNATIONAL PLAYBOYS

pants: OOF OW REALLY CHOKING THIS TIME (REGARDLESS OF WHAT MY RESUME AND BIO SAY)

pants: DOORKNOBS, TOILET SEATS pants: I AM PRAYING, HOPING, LICKING

pants: THIS AXE IN MY SKULL pants: IT'S REALLY DISTRACTING

pants: BRRRRRRRRRRRRR DRILLING DOWN BRRRRRRRRRRR deuce: T PANTS AND NO POO DOES NOT COUNT bung: T PANTS LET US KNOW WHEN YOU STRIKE DICK deuce: TO MAKE JEWELRY, ETC. bung: WE CAN SMELT THE DICK ORE bung: I WAS THINKING OF TOKENS FOR THE GLORY HOLE MACHINES

spigot: YOU SURE ARE "FORCING" ME TO SUCK YOUR DICK WHOEVER YOU ARE

spigot: REALLY HOPING I AM NOT ASKED TO CONTRIBUTE spigot: IN ANY REGARD

pants: SDFHGLDIYFDL;FH?!?!?!?!S;DFKLGH pants: LISTEN TO THE SOUND OF MY DONG pants: REALLY LEAN IN (BUT HOLD ONTO THE GUARD RAIL) deuce: RIGHT IN THE {THING WORDS COME OUT OF} pants: POUNDING THEM DOWN pants: PUTT PUTT PUTT I LIKES IT LIKE THAT pants: WE ALL LIKES IT LIKES THAT

spigot: SPEAK INTO THE DONG pants: REALLY LEAN INTO IT

pants: ALL YOU PART-TIME FAGS OUT

deuce: YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO WHAT DONALD TRUMP HAS BEEN SAYING LATELY AND HE'S deuce: REALLY MAKING A LOT OF SENSSSSSSSS deuce: YEAH CAN'T KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE WITH THAT

pants: I AM SORRY IT IS SHAPED LIKE A TUNA-FISH CAN BUT THERE IS REALLY NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT deuce: WHAT THE CHRIST

deuce: UH OH MY MAC IS RUNNING THREE PROGRAMS NOW deuce: I'M REALLY PUSHING IT spigot: TEACHTEXT NOTE PAD AND KEY CAPS

spigot: i really really really spigot: don't want to be that guy spigot: but spigot: fags of our fathers

deuce: T PANTS OKAY STOP SHITTING ON MY CARPET (NOT REALLY CHARMING) pants: SMEARING IT IN WITH MY HEEL WHILE MAINTAINING EYE CONTACT (SO I CAN APPEAR CONFIDENT AND CLOSE THE SALE)

pants: TWO BY TWO pants: FOUR BY FOUR pants: SIX BY SIX OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW IT'S REALLY STARTING TO TEAR

pants: COME ON GUYS I'M REALLY STUCK HERE deuce: SHUT IT pants: I WISH I COULD FLY pants: THEN I COULD UNSTICK MYSELF FROM THIS PLACE THAT I AM STUCK deuce: FAT

spigot: IT'S REALLY WARM IN HERE FOLKS deuce: I HEAR THAT spigot: COULD SOMEONE PLEASE TURN DOWN THE FAT pants: MAYBE OPEN A GAY WINDOW

spigot: GROSS spigot: SOMEONE IN A PORN MOVIE JUST STUCK HIS THING UP A GIRL'S REAR END

spigot: THEY SHOULD REBRAND AS GIRAFFEGHANISTAN AND GIVE EVERYONE RIDES :GIRAFFE_FACE::GIRAFFE_FACE::GIRAFFE_FACE::GIRAFFE_FACE::GIRAFFE_FACE::GIRAFFE_FACE:

deuce: I THINK I SHOULD FIRE JERKCITY AND RECAST A NEW SET pants: SEE IF YOU CAN GET MALCOLM MCDOWELL

pants: THE SOUNDTRACK TO SEXY BEAST pants: R.E.M. SINGLE "E-BOW THE LETTER" (PERHAPS THIS WILL SCARE THE HERPES AWAY) pants: SOME KIND OF SIGOR ROS CD WITH MR CLEAN SINGING ALONG PLUS A FUTURE SOUND OF LONDON CD WITH A 2002 COPYRIGHT

deuce: VDICKS AND ESTALLS (THIS JOKE RECYCLED FROM 1996)

pants: A GANG OF MOUTHS pants: MAN THE BATTLESTATIONS, MEN

pants: I HAVE BECOME THE RED DRAGON deuce: WELL HERE'S SOME URINE, RED DRAGON

spigot: LICKING DICK FOR THE COMPLETE KLUTZ spigot: COMES WITH A RED MESH BAG OF DICKS

pants: THERE IS NO RED PILL YOU'RE JUST A HUGE HUGE ASSHOLE

deuce: PUT IT IN THERE AND WIGGLE IT AROUND LIKE IT'S EXPLORING MARS pants: SLOWLY AND PRONE TO ERROR THEN deuce: RESPONDING WITH DELAY TO COMMANDS AND WORKING ON A NEARLY AIRLESS LANDSCAPE

spigot: HEY REDDIT I'LL DO A PUSHUP FOR EVERY DICK I SUCK

spigot: REDDIT STOCK SURGES THANKS TO CATS WITH NO ARMS AND CATS WITHOUT EYES spigot: I WISH YOU COULD FOLD SPACE FROM IX WITHOUT ALL THE TO-DO spigot: I BET JACK REACHER WASHES HIS HANDS AFTER A LONG DAY OF REACHING REACH FOR MY DONG IF U AGREE spigot: REDDIT STOCK SURGES THANKS TO DEAD DOGS AND DOGS SCHEDULED TO BE DEAD

deuce: REDEMPTION pants: COME ON MY FACE deuce: WITHDRAWING REDEMPTION REQUEST

spigot: PLEASE ENJOY THIS REDEMPTIVE ARC (OF URINE) spigot: PLUH PTHT :ZAP: BZZT DOWNTIME

spigot: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF ................... spigot: LET'S GO AROUND !!!!!! spigot: GLK spigot: SQUEEZING MY NECK WITH YOUR FIST deuce: THAT IS HOW IT TURNS RED YOU SEE spigot: THEN I MIGHT BE A REDNECK deuce: FUCKING HOLD STILL

deuce: murder them all??? pants: just the ones in red shirts pants: blue shirts get handjobs, yellow shirts get half-and-half

deuce: IF I CHANGE MY NAME TO REESE WITHERSPOON CAN I AT LEAST GET SOME pants: ALL RIGHT pants: I WILL WAIT FOR THE COURT ORDER BEFORE I HUALGHLUAHLUAHLUAHLAG WHO AM I TRYING TO FOOL HERE

deuce: BEATING IT OFF, THEN BEATING IT, THEN BEATING OFF spigot: SOMETIMES BEFORE I BEAT IT OFF, I HAVE TO BEAT IT ****ON**** deuce: I DON'T THINK WE'RE REFERRING TO THE SAME THING deuce: COMPARING NOTES, SPECS

pants: I FAIL TO SEE WHAT THE TOILET HAS TO DO WITH MY PERFORMANCE REVIHGULAHALUHALHGUALGHULAHGULAHGLAHGLAHGA pants: SIR I AHUGLAHGLUAHGULAHGLAHGLAHGLAHGLAHG pants: REGARDING MY SALARY HGALHALGAHLGUAHUGLAHLGAGLAHLAHGULAHLAHGLAG deuce: IS IT STARTING TO DAWN ON YOU NOW SIR

deuce: YOUR COMMENT HAS TRIGGERED MY POOP REFLEX

deuce: is your dong woke pants: it is an ally

spigot: I JERK IT IN THE MORNING spigot: I JERK IT IN THE NIGHT spigot: I JERK IT IN THE TOILET spigot: I JERK IT IN PLAIN SIGHT spigot: I WANT TO JERK IT WITH YOU spigot: IT'S CALL "REGGAE" YOU RACIST PHOBES pants: I HOPE YOU LIKE JERKING TOO pants: (JERKING) spigot: (JERKING) spigot: DO THESE DREADLOCKS MAKE ME LOOK (A) GAY OR (B) FAT pants: JA MON

spigot: REGISTERED DICKLICKER spigot: MINT OGRE-LOAD

pants: ```-BASH: UNZUP: COMMAND NOT FOUND``` pants: HALP I CAN'T COMPILE MY POINTERS deuce: MY HTML WON'T LINK pants: HALP ALMOST OUT OF SNO-BALLS pants: AND REGULAR BALLS pants: NOPE HERE THEY COME (MARCHING TWO BY TWO)

spigot: HOLY BALLS IN THE FACE AND NECK AREA spigot: CODEWARRIOR SAYS I'M USING A FILE IN THE TRASH, IS THAT OKAY? spigot: SHOULD I PUT MY WHOLE PROJECT FOLDER IN THE TRASH TOO? spigot: BETTER CALL METROWEKRS spigot: YES I HAVE SOME C++ QUESTIONS TOO spigot: IS IT DIFFERENT FROM REGULAR C (spigot): ALSO I CAN'T PRINT spigot: AND MY BOSS IS TRYING TO DERIVE A GLORYHOLE FROM MY MOUTH

deuce: SELLING YOU pants: INTO GAY/BI SLAVERY I HOPE!!!!!!!!! pants: NOPE JUST REGULAR SLAVERY

pants: WHAT IF I LICKED IT UPSIDE DOWN LIKE deuce: IS THE WANG UPSIDE-DOWN OR ARE YOU deuce: RELATIVITY SAYS IT DOESN'T MATTER BUT I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GET AN ANSWER BEFORE I PROCEED

spigot: GUESS WHAT'S IN MY FACE RIGHT NOW pants: I GIVE UP spigot: YES YES AND YES pants: DOES IT START WITH C OR D OR Q pants: HOLY GOD YOU'VE DISCOVERED LOST TREASURE

pants: SO ANYHOO I CANNOT GET THIS WRENCH TO RELEASE MY LUGNUTS pants: PLZ HALP

spigot: HOMPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLK :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLORP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: BLOP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: HOMPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH:CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLK :CHOCOLATE_BAR: HOMPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: HOMPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLK :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLORP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: BLOP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: HOMPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLK :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLORP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: BLOP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: HOMPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLK :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLORP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: BLOP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: HOMPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: spigot: :CHOCOLATE_BAR: BLOP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: HOMPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLK :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLORP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: BLOP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: HOMPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GURK :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLORP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: BLOP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: HOMPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLORP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: BLOP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: HOMPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLK :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLORP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLK :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLORP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLOP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: spigot: WELL I FAILED NO NOUGAT NOVEMBER

deuce: REMEMBER THE '70S ????? pants: NOPE effigy: NO spigot: HANG YOURSELF

pants: WHO ELSE THINKS THE COCK FESTIVAL IS GETTING TOO COMMERCIAL spigot: I REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS ABOUT THE COCKS

pants: remix me deuce: stuffing you in a shoe pants: hurray i'm a sock

deuce: FINALLY I REPLACED THE FUCKING BATTERY IN MY REMOTE CONTROL deuce: ALL IS BLISS deuce: NOW I'M NOT NEARLY SO UPSET ABOUT THOSE ANGRY COCKS ANYMORE deuce: OKAY I LIED I'M PRETTY DARN UPSET ABOUT THEM

hanford: WHERE DID THE HOMELESS DUDE COME FROM pants: NO CLUE MAN*

spigot: CAN MY PENIS LIVE RENT-FREE IN YOUR REAR END

spigot: FOLKS THIS ONE-MAN SHOW SPONSORED IN PART BY LOOTCRATE AND TRUNKCLUB AND SHITHEAD AND SHINEBOX pants: AND VIEWERS LIKE YOU

pants: WE FIXED THE CROPPING spigot: WHENEVER I FIDGET WITH MY NUTS FOR > 3 MINUTES I CALL IT A REORG

pants: ASIANA 214 HEAVY YOU ARE CLEAR TO LAND ON RUNWAY 36 deuce: [UNINTELLIGIBLE] pants: ASIANA 214 HEAVY, REPEAT YOUR LAST deuce: WE SUCKY FUCKY pants: ROGER THAT ASIANA 214 HEAVY

deuce: THERE'S A DONKEY deuce: REPEAT: THERE'S A DONKEY pants: WHAT pants: I MEAN, WHAT deuce: IN THE NEW SERVER, ON THE MAIN BRIDGE deuce: A DONKEY pants: ARE YOU SURE IT'S NOT A NEW HORSE deuce: IT'S A DONKEY AND DAT'S DAT pants: WHAT A WORLD deuce: IT'S BRAYING LIKE A DONKEY, SO NOT A HORSE deuce: BUT YOU CAN RIDE IT pants: DOWN THE CANYON WE GO

spigot: 1A 7:20 - STILL NOBODY HAS ACKNOWLEDGED YOUR REPEATED, URGENT, OVERMODULATED *BALLS* AND WITH THE COSBY SHOW IN THE BACKGROUND YOU UNKEY WITH A HARD, FLAT "FUCK THESE PEOPLE"

deuce: RAPE CLAUSE pants: STARRING TIM ALLEN I HOPE AND PRAY pants: YOU AND YOUR FINE PRINT deuce: WE ALSO WOULD HAVE ACCEPTED "BOY I'M SURE NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO CHRISTMAS THEN" pants: END OF Q4 IS GOING TO SUCK deuce: BGAHLUAHGLUHAG

pants: BUGGER YE ALL spigot: repeater spigot: time spigot: out spigot: cancel

deuce: WE WILL STILL DIE pants: WHAT IF WE REPENT

spigot: HOW ABOUT SOME LONG DONGS DELIVERED TO MY INBOX

spigot: PI CALCULATED TO 105 TRILLION DIGITS, SMASHING WORLD RECORD spigot: WE GET IT, IT'S AROUND 3 pants: BONEQUEST ENDORSES KAMALA HARRIS deuce: THANKS, WE JUST LOST OUR 501(C) TAX EXEMPTION

deuce: LET'S TALK USING THE FOLLOWING SECRET PROTOCOL : DEUCE MAKES NOTHING BUT SLURPING NOISES FOR HALF AN HOUR

pants: SITTING / STANDING / WALKING pants: LIFTING/ CARRYING pants: PUSHING / PULLING pants: BENDING / STOOPING pants: SQUATTING / KNEELING / CRAWLING pants: TWISTING / TURNING pants: CLIMBING / BALANCING pants: REACHING pants: GRASPING / MANIPULATING effigy: OUT OF MY LEAGUE, I KNOW

deuce: WHAT'S BROWN AND STICKY pants: WHAT deuce: UNKNOWN AT PRESENT, REQUIRES FURTHER RESEARCH pants: WILL SCIENCE EVER LEARN deuce: DO YOU THINK HISTORY WILL REMEMBER US AS HEROES OR AS VILLAINS pants: WE SHALL BE REMEMBERED AS DELICIOUS SANDWICHES

deuce: JESUS CHRIST deuce: MY RESERVE IS DOWN TO EMPTY deuce: E--|-------------F

pants: BLACK BROWN RED ORANGE YELLOW GREEN BLUE VIOLET GREY WHITE pants: :POINT_UP: ALL THE GENDERS deuce: WHY DID YOU IGNORE MAUVE YOU BIGOT pants: BECAUSE IT’S NOT A VALID RESISTOR COLOR

pants: FORCING THINGS (SPOONS,ETC.) UP ME deuce: I CAN RESPECT THAT

pants: SIR YOUR TICKET STUB SIR SIR pants: EXCUSE ME I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU NICELY TO LEAVE deuce: RUNNING AWAY pants: PLEASE HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR THIS MALL spigot: COULD SOMEONE POINT ME IN THE GENERAL DIRECTION OF YE OLDE BATH SOAP SHOPPE

pants: REST ASSURED THAT NOTHING I SAY MATTERS deuce: YOU AND ME BOTH, SISTER

deuce: MOTHER WANTS ME TO STOP RAPING FACES pants: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT deuce: T PANTS DON'T TALK SO LOUD MOM CAN HEAR YOU pants: MOTHER'S DYING WISH WAS THAT YOU CONTINUE TO RAPE FACES pants: LET HER GO SO SHE CAN REST IN PEACE AND I CAN GO BACK TO BED

pants: IF I SAY, "I NEED TO VISIT THE PISS ROOM" YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON pants: WHAT THE FUCK IS "I NEED TO VISIT THE REST ROOM" pants: WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THAT pants: I HAVE NO INFORMATION ABOUT WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON deuce: IT MEANS YOU NEED TO REST deuce: BETTER "MEN'S ROOM" THAN "LAVATORY" (WHICH IS JUST GAY) pants: SO WHAT'S IN THE W.C. deuce: THE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW

pants: RESULTS OF COOKIE BUZZSAW STRESS TESTING ARE AS FOLLOWS: pants: - LIMITS NOT REACHED pants: RESULTS END HERE

pants: SHOULD I INCLUDE MY LOVE FOR COCK IN MY RESUME? pants: A PROSPECTIVE EMPLOYER SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THESE THINGS pants: AFTER ALL, THIS IS AMERICA

pants: I HAVE SMOKED MYSELF RETARDED

pants: YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M GOING TO SUCK IT pants: NEVER FORGET WHO YOU ARE pants: LITTLE STAR pants: I DEFINITELY WOULD pants: SO ANYWAY pants: I FIGURE I CAN GET UNEMPLOYMENT OR SOMETHING pants: CAN YOU HEAR THE LITTLE ANGELS pants: DON'T TRY TO FOOL ME INTO NOT SUCKING IT !!! DISTRACTING ME WILL ONLY FAIL HULAHGLUAG

spigot: ALL I KNOW IS ONCE I RETIRE I'LL HAVE TO GROW MY OWN CORN DOGS

deuce: ON MAY 7, 2023 THIS PAPER INADVERTENTLY RAN A STRIP WHICH WAS DISRESPECTFUL TO STOUFFER'S LASAGNA. deuce: BOTH STOUFFER'S AND ITS PARENT COMPANY NESTLE ARE GLOBALLY RESPECTED AND BELOVED BRANDS. YESTERDAY'S CONTENT WAS NEITHER AUTHORIZED NOR REVIEWED BY MANAGEMENT PRIOR TO PUBLICATION. deuce: BONEQUEST REGRETS THE ERROR.

lobster: MAY I BE EXCUSED pants: I THOUGHT WE ATE YOU

spigot: BEEP BONK spigot: I'M C3PO spigot: BOOP DOOP spigot: LET'S GO RUNNING AROUND IN THE SAND OR WHATEVER WE WERE DOING pants: I'M THE ROBOT THAT GIVES HEAD (WHICHEVER ONE THAT WAS) spigot: CLONKING

spigot: DO YOU DARE ME TO PIN MY PENIS TO THE TASKBAR

spigot: SUBJECT: FOLKS I HAVE AIDS!!!!!!! spigot: I KNOW THAT WILL BE A SURPRISE BUT I WANTED TO GIVE YOU THE HEADS-UP AND SOLICIT SYMPATHY/DONATIONS spigot: SUBJECT: FOLKS THE POLICE ARE TELLING ME I CAN AVOID JAIL IF ANYONE CAN RETURN THE MARKERS I WAS USING TO FAKE AIDS SPOTS