spigot: PROBABLY GET DOWNVOTED TO HELL BUT I LICK DICK

spigot: MANHANDLED COCKPIG FANATICS pants: STARRING MERYL STREEP AND TOMMY LEE JONES

pants: DOWN WE GO pants: BLOOP pants: SEARCHING FOR DICK ON THE OCEAN FLOOR

deuce: HANDS UP WHO'S GAY spigot: T DEUCE ARE YOU EVEN A MEMBER OF THE FEDERATION deuce: T SPIGOT NO I'M WITH THE EMPIRE spigot: LET'S WEAR ANKHS AND JERK LIKE GOTHS deuce: I'M DOWN WITH THAT

deuce: I'M A DOWNER COW deuce: PUT ME DOWN pants: SAME

spigot: I THOUGHT MAYBE THE BITS COULD BE DOWNLOADED FROM UP YOUR SKIRT

deuce: THE NAMESERVER'S DOWN SO I'M STRANDED deuce: SOMEBODY HOLD ME

pants: UNLOAD THE POO FROM MY PANTS pants: QUICK BEFORE I MAKE MORE spigot: T PANTS TO WHICH I RESPONDED WHAT BROOM?????? THAT'S MY BONER LADY spigot: WELL MAYBE YOU HAD TO BE THERE deuce: FALAFEL

pants: I THINK WE'VE ALL HUNG OUT DOWNTOWN BEFORE

atandt: HELLO WINDOWS pants: HELLO ATANDT atandt: YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE WINDOWS atandt: DRAGGING AND DROPPING ANYWAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: CRUSHED, BATTERED atandt: I AM RED HAT LINUX PEOPLE deuce: BUYING YOU AT FRY'S FOR $44

pants: drawing eyebrows on my wiener deuce: watching eyebrows being drawn on your wiener pants: holding a sharpie in my fist pants: drawing those eyebrows deuce: turns out the pen really is mightier than the dong pants: the dong is crying pants: or maybe pissing pants: yeah that's piss pants: sorry about all the piss deuce: you were supposed to draw eyebrows, not tattoo tears pants: each teardrop represents a dude i jacked off in county jail

spigot: LET'S ALL WEAVE DREAMS ON THE WEB AND MAKE OUR SITES STICKY pants: CAN DO spigot: ALKSJF:LASKDJF:LFD pants: OW OW spigot: THE GUN I WANT FOR SUICIDE IS $400 pants: BUT YOUR ATM CARD ONLY GOES UP TO $300 spigot: CAN I BORROW $100 AND PAY YOU BACK????? pants: OF COURSE!!!!!!! spigot: KA-CHING!!!! ***KA-BLAM*** pants: WAIT A MINUTE

spigot: T DREAMWORKS HOW ABOUT A MOVIE WHERE I TOTE ALONG A MINATURE RAPE KIT WHEREVER I GO deuce: T SPIGOT BUSTA RHYMES SCARES ME spigot: OKAY YOU GET BACK TO ME

spigot: KURT RUSSELL'S A DREAMBOAT deuce: I LIKE DICK DID I MENTION THAT YET TODAY spigot: BY "DICK" DO YOU MEAN JUST THE DONG OR THE WHOLE COCK-AND-BALLS EXTRAVAGANZA deuce: WE'RE TALKING SHAFT NUTS AND ALL spigot: SHAFT

spigot: DREAM DREAM DREAM spigot: DREAMING OF DICK spigot: ALL DAY LONG I'M spigot: DREAMING OF DICK spigot: DREAM DREAM DREAM spigot: WHEN I SUCK DICK spigot: (CHORUS: DREAM DREAM) spigot: I CHOKE IT WAY DOWN spigot: CHOKIN' DOWN DICK spigot: (CHORUS: DICK DICK) spigot: FADE OUT

spigot: DREIDEL DREIDEL DREIDEL / IT'S POKING IN MY FACE spigot: OH DREIDEL DREIDEL DREIDEL spigot: I'M JUST A BIG DISGRACE

hanford: WE NEED TO DISCUSS THE DRESS CODE HERE AT BONEQUEST deuce: MY BONER IS HAPPY TO SEE YOU hanford: WE NEED TO DISCUSS THE DRESS CODE HERE AT BONEQUEST effigy: WE ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS hanford: WE NEED TO DISCUSS THE DRESS CODE HERE AT BONEQUEST atandt: I WAS MAKING A TOY FOR THE BIRDS hanford: WE NEED TO DISCUSS THE DRESS CODE HERE AT BONEQUEST spigot: LOOKING IN THE FRIDGE FOR PASTRAMI hanford: WE NEED TO DISCUSS THE DRESS COD}}}}}}}}}}}} NO CARRIER pants: WARDIALING FOR DICKS

spigot: YOUR SEE'S CANDIES ORDER HAS SHIPPED spigot: ONE MARSHMALLOW CREME FOR EVERY VICTIM OF 9/11 spigot: "VICTIM" spigot: IF THOSE TOWERS WEREN'T DRESSED LIKE THAT

spigot: DRIED PLUMS, AGED FIGS, WALNUTS PRUNES RAISINS AND DATES spigot: RIGHT THERE IN YOUR BIRTHDAY CAKE pants: I'M A FUCK MACHINE pants: BUT I'M TURNED OFF RIGHT NOW (JUST FLIP MY SWITCH WHEN YOU'RE IN POSITION)

deuce: YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE CAN GO FUCK ITSELF? MANGOES pants: I DUNNO, A DRIED FLATTENED MANGO IS PRETTY GOOD deuce: SHUT THE FUCK UP

deuce: CHECK OUT MY RECIPROCATING PRICK pants: OW OW YOU'RE USING IT WRONG deuce: DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT FROM THIS END pants: OW OW deuce: HORRIBLE DRILLING SOUND CONTINUES deuce: DUM DEE DUM deuce: DRILLING SOUND GROWS LOUDER

spigot: PAY US FOR PRODUCT PLACEMENT AND WE'LL TALK (UNKINDLY) ABOUT YOUR PRODUCT spigot: WE'RE ALREADY TALKING ABOUT IT UNKINDLY, JUST PAY US deuce: BROUGHT TO YOU BY PEPSI, WHICH TASTES LIKE SHIT

spigot: HICKORY DICKERY DICKS spigot: I'M STUFFING MY FACE WITH PRICKS spigot: DRINK PEPSI

deuce: I HOPE THEY DON'T CUT OFF YOUR DONG (ACCIDENTALLY) pants: I CAN LIVE WITHOUT MY DONG BUT DON'T TAKE AWAY MY BIG FAT MOUTH

pants: ARE WE OUT OF EXPENSIVE POLISH VODKA OR WHAT'S THE DEAL uncredited robot: IT'S IN THE FREEZER

pants: ARE YOU DRINKING ENOUGH PISS pants: THAT WAS RUDE OF ME, WHAT I MEANT TO SAY: pants: ARE WE DRINKING ENOUGH PISS deuce: I'M DRINKING PLENTY BUSTER deuce: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE LIKES OF YOU!!! deuce: NOTHIN' BUT NET pants: AND SOME PISS pants: TOILET PIG

spigot: I'D LIKE A HAMBURGER AND LARGE FAGS spigot: ALSO SOME SPICY MINTED PICKLED QUEERS

spigot: HONK spigot: HONK HONK HONK HONK spigot: THREE SUPERSIZE FRIES TO GO spigot: $17.95 AT THE SECOND WINDOW??? spigot: ***BLAM*** KILLING MYSELF spigot: I CALL IT SUISAD spigot: SUISOB spigot: SUISIGH

spigot: YOUR PENIS DEPRECIATES THE MOMENT YOU PULL IT OUT OF YOUR PANTS

pants: MAKING JERKCITIES TONIGHT SO I NEED YOU BOTH TO BE EXTRA FUNNY deuce: AND IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS!!!!!!! deuce: WAIT THERE WAS A FIRST PART I WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY deuce: SQUIRRRP

spigot: BALCOM IN THE BIDDLE (DROOPY VOICE) pants: TRAVELZOO MY GROUPON spigot: THE TARD IN TARDIS pants: BURMA SHAVE deuce: WELCOME TO MY STEAMPUNK WORLD OF NEO-VICTORIAN EROTICA

pants: MAYBE JUST PUT ME IN A SACK AND DROWN ME IN THE RIVER pants: JUST SAYIN' deuce: HOW ABOUT I PUT YOU ON AN ICE FLOE AND PUSH YOU OUT TO SEA pants: SURE, SURE pants: IT'S ALL GOOD pants: WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS THAT WE'RE SHOWING PROGRESS

spigot: WHERE'S HOMOCOP WITH MY 15 SECONDS TO COMPLY

deuce: integrate me by parts pants: not real words deuce: lackadaisical cocksucking pants: barely even licking it, dropping it in the dirt pants: MAN OVERBOARD AHOOOOGA BROOOOMMPPPHH THIS IS NOT A DRILL deuce: DONG DOWN DONG DOWN

deuce: USING LOWERCASE IS A TRAVESTY AND ALSO POSSIBLY AN AIDS INFECTION VECTOR

pants: DROWN ME IN THE BATHTUB pants: BUT STOP JUST AFTER I SPURT pants: THANKS deuce: GAHLAHGLUAGAG

pants: DROWN ME IN A BUCKET deuce: > DROWN PANTS IN BUCKET deuce: > RAPE PANTS WITH WITCH BROOM pants: IS THAT A

pants: I AM A PROFESSIONAL MUSICIAN !!!!! MY LEAFBLOWER IS PART OF THE UNIFORM !!!!!! THESE TRUCKS AND THOSE JACKHAMMERS HAVE A PERMIT ISSUED BY THE KING ON HIGH HIMSELF !!!!!!!!!! pants: CUTTING A HOLE INTO YOUR FLOOR WITH THE SAW-Z-ALL IN SEARCH OF THE BATCAVE BUT INSTEAD FINDING FRIGHTENED INDIAN NEIGHBORS AND EVENTUALLY 911 deuce: AND FINALLY SILENCE (DROWNED IN THE TOILET) pants: FOUR MISTRIALS LATER

deuce: GROW GILLS MOTHERFUCKER

ozone: HURRRRRRR ozone: NNNGGGGGGGG ozone: BLUGULGULUGBLUB LUBGLUGBULBLGUB GLUBGLUBUL GBGBLB deuce: HE'S DROWNING IN SOMETHING I THINK

ozone: HURRRRR ozone: NNNGGGGGGGG ozone: BLUGUL GULUGBLUBLUBGLUGBULBLGUBGLU BGLUBULGBGBLB deuce: HE'S DROWNING IN SOMETHING I THINK

spigot: ATLANTA -- CHANNEL 2 ACTION NEWS HAS CONFIRMED I LICK DICK. deuce: [DRUDGE SIREN] [DRUDGE SIREN] [DRUDGE SIREN]

pants: T DEUCE WHAT SIGNUM AM I pants: T DEUCE OR AM I TOO FAT AND THEREFORE DON'T GET MY OWN SIGNUM deuce: UH pants: HAVE I STUMPED THE PANEL OR WHAT deuce: I LEFT THE BOOZE IN THE CAR GO GET IT

pants: I COULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT I WAS DOING pants: I WAS DRUNK ON COCK pants: YOU CAN HANG UP THE MODEM NOW

spigot: SHE'S ON PILLS AND THAT CAKE WILL BE DRY

dick: DOUBLE SECRET GAY DAY ozone: TWO DICKS IN EVERY MOUTH

spigot: DUCK spigot: DUCK spigot: DUCK spigot: DUCK spigot: DUCK spigot: DUCK spigot: GOOSE pants: OH MY DEAR LORD spigot: HGLHBGLHBLHGLBH pants: HUGALUGAHHULG

deuce: T ATANDT YOU MUST REFER TO ME AS "DUCK" FROM NOW ON atandt: SILENCE DUCK

effigy: YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW THE OLD SAYING, LIKE FLATTERY IS THE WORST KIND OF WORSHIP OR WHATEVER deuce: BEGGARS CAN'T BE LOSERS deuce: YOU CAN LEAD A HORSE TO JELL-O, BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE HIM SIT deuce: ONE IN THE HAND IS WORTH TWO UP MY ASS effigy: A FOOL AND HIS BONER deuce: CUM pants: CUM

spigot: DUDE spigot: A BOMB BLEW UP THE WORLD TRADE CENTER IN NEW YORK CITY

pants: BEATOFF CONTEST CANCELLED DUE TO LACK OF JARS WITH SCREW-ON

pants: I CAN'T EVEN SUCK DICK STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: BECAUSE THE DICKS ARE CURVED??/ pants: DUE TO SPACE/TIME effigy: IT'S ALL RELATIVES deuce: GAY DADS effigy: STEP BROTHERS pants: JUST A ONE TIME THING IN A PARKING LOT deuce: IT'S NOT GAY IF THEY'RE NOT BLOOD RELATED deuce: (FINGER TO EAR) THIS JUST IN, IT SURE IS GAY

deuce: SUBJECT: SYSTEMATIC EXTERMINATION OF ALL WOMEN, CHILDREN, PEOPLE SUBSTANTIALLY DIFFERENT FROM US (PROPOSITION D) pants: SUBJECT: PLEASE WAS RE: I REALLY DO NEED TO USE THE TOILET

spigot: ALL IN THE TOILET /THE TOILET / THE TOILET spigot: ALL IN THE TOILET /THE TOILET / TO-DAY bung: WE'RE SPLISHING /WE'RE SPLASHING /WITH POO STICKSWE'RE BASHING spigot: VERSE 2 NEEDS ONEMORE SYLLABLE SIR/MA'AM deuce: I HATE DUETS

spigot: HOO BLUH spigot: SAFEWAY SELECT spigot: DUH BLUH spigot: LUCERNE spigot: A FRESCA (OR LADY-LEE)

deuce: T PANTS I OFTEN HAVE DREAMS THAT I HAVE TO ^PEE^ REALLY BAD AND THEN I WAKE UP AND HAVE TO ^PEE^ REALLY BAD deuce: LAST NIGHT HAD A DREAM THAT I _SHIT_ MYSELF AND DOT DOT DOT deuce: I WOKE UP TO DISCOVER I HAD NOT _SHIT_ MYSELF!!! pants: WHAT ABOUT JIZZ (THE FINAL FRONTIER) deuce: I MEAN I KIND OF HAD TO _POO_ BUT NOT URGENTLY pants: SUCKING CHEST WOUNDS??????? deuce: WHICH WAS A RELIEF pants: I GUESS

atandt: STUCK IN BERLIN JAIL atandt: HALP

spigot: SORTING LIMEWIRE RESULTS BY POPULARITY REVEALS A DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB WORLD spigot: DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB (FILLING UP A SCREEN) deuce: IN A WAY IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT FOR EVEN BOTHERING TO CHECK

spigot: THE ABSENCE OF A DEFINITE ARTICLE IN THE GERUND PHRASE OF THAT SENTENCE MEANS THAT AS A RESULT OF A DANGLING PARTICIPLE IT'S NOT TOTALLY CLEAR HOW MUCH DICK I HAVE TO SUCK DURING THE HOLIDAYS pants: DUMB IT DOWN A LITTLE I'M WORKING HERE

pants: ARRAKIS pants: DESERT PLANET pants: COCKS POKING ME

deuce: You made your saving throw, fag. pants: You have been killed by a cuddle elf.

pants: T DEUCE I THOUGHT WE WERE PLAYING D&D OVER ZOOM YET YOU HAVE NOT STARTED THE MEETING??? spigot: EAR ME deuce: MY LAPTOP IS OVERHEATING AND SPIGOT'S SOUND IS CUTTING OUT spigot: OW'S Y OUND pants: MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST COME OVER AND WE CAN PLAY IN THE SAFEWAY PARKING LOT spigot: ID OT OPY OUR AST

deuce: AHEM PLEASE LIMIT REPLIES TO ***70*** CHARACTERS AND ***NO TOP POSTING*** deuce: PLEASE ***RETAIN ATTRIBUTIONS*** SO WE CAN SEE CONTEXT AND WHO SAID WHAT deuce: PLEASE ***DUNK YOUR HEAD IN THIS VAT OF MIDGET DIARRHEA*** deuce: WHY MIDGET I DUNNO pants: MARKING ALL READ

deuce: blinking "DURESS" in Morse code while no one watches

spigot: LOOSE LIPS LICK DICKS

deuce: DUST BOWL TRANSPLANTS pants: PLEASE SUCK IT pants: PRICKCHECK!!!!!!!!! EVERYBODY POST GIF OR JPEG NO TIFF PLZ

pants: I'M A DUSTBUSTER pants: ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOM deuce: QUIET ON THE SET pants: ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

deuce: POUND POUND POUND net: FOUR DONGS deuce: POUND net: MAKE THAT THREE pants: DWINDLING DONGS ?!??! net: AS LONG AS SLAPHAPPY OVER THERE KEEPS UP WITH THE POUNDING deuce: WELL I'LL WRITE A LETTER TO THE PONTIFF

deuce: DIARRHEA TO THE FACE pants: E I E I O deuce: I WAS THINKING MORE "DOO DAH / DOO DAH" NOW THAT YOU PUT A BEAT TO IT

pants: I NEED TO SHIT deuce: THIS IS THE PISSING TOILET pants: I CAN JUST SHIT IN THE PISSING TOILET RIGHT deuce: GUARDS, SEIZE HIM

pants: I AM EATING EVERYTHING IN THE "D" ROW OF THE VENDING MACHINE spigot: T PANTS WAIT TILL YOU GET TO E5: FIG BARS

spigot: THIS GALLUP POLL SAYS I'M FATTER AND GAYER BY +3 deuce: IT'S OVERSAMPLING GAY MALES pants: AND UNDERSAMPLING LESBIANS WHO WANT TO EXPLORE EACH OTHER'S BODIES WITHOUT LIMITATIONS OR SHAME

spigot: THIS IS WHERE JIMMY DURANTE POKES HIS NOSE IN AND SAYS YA GOTTA START OFF EACH DAY WITH A SONG

pants: HEMMORHOID CLUTCH deuce: I KNOW EACH OF THOSE WORDS BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO MEAN TOGETHER

pants: WE DON'T EVEN NEED EACH OTHER WE HAVE HUNDREDS OF HOURS OF TRANSCRIPTS

pants: T DEUCE WOULD YOU LIKE A BIG FAT HUG pants: NO STRINGS ATTACHED pants: JUST A HUG pants: NOTHING MORE pants: SWEAR TO CHRIST ON THE LOVE OF MY CHILDREN pants: MY BABY BOY pants: NUGGGGH deuce: TOUCHING EACH OTHER'S SURFACES

spigot: I WANT ALL OF YOU TO TAKE EACH OTHERS BONERS OUT OF YOUR MOUTHS AND PAY ATTENTION TO ME spigot: YOUR IDLE TIMES ARE COLLECTIVELY LESS THAN 0002 spigot: SO YOU'RE HAVING SECRET CONVERSATIONS WITHOUT ME spigot: I AM FUCKING TALKING TO YOU spigot: IGNORING ME IS NOT THE SOLUTION PEOPLE

: Lost footage from the early days of Jerkcity presented for entertainment-purposes only. uncredited actor: I'M AUDITIONING FOR THE PART OF PANTS uncredited actor: TAKE ONE: uncredited actor: WHAT DO THESE NINE DICKS HAVE TO DO WITH THE PRICE OF TEA IN CHINA ??? I'LL SAY !!! HUG-A-LUG-AH

pants: COME ON pants: PLEASE GIVE ME A NICKEL deuce: YOU WILL GET A WOODEN NICKEL AND A PUNCH TO THE CHOPS

pants: A SHOT RINGS OUT pants: WINDOW BREAKS pants: WOMAN SCREAMING pants: SOMEBODY SUCKS A DICK pants: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THESE MESSAGES pants: T DEUCE AS YOU KNOW EARTH DAY IS COMING UP deuce: A N A L pants: IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND

spigot: HUBBLE SPIRALS OUT INTO SPACE, KNOCKS MOON OUT OF ORBIT spigot: EARTH FALLS INTO SUN!!!!!! CLICK __HERE__ FOR A PEPSI SPACEBOAT

spigot: UNBOUNDLOCALERROR: LOCAL VARIABLE 'SMILES' REFERENCED BEFORE ASSIGNMENT spigot: SEC spigot: IT'LL BE EASIER FOR ME TO TAKE YOUR ABUSE RATHER THAN FIX SMILES.PY

spigot: RUNNING DOWN THE STREET spigot: URGENTLY POUNDING ON DOORS spigot: RINGING BUZZERS spigot: * * * * * * * * TWIX MAKES EGG-SHAPED TWIX FOR EASTER * * * * * * * * spigot: * * * * * * * * * * THEY HAVE LARGER OVAL SHAPES * * * * * * * * * * spigot: * * * * * * * * * * * * * * THE COOKIE CRUNCH IS MADE OUT OF SHORTBREAD * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

spigot: SERIOUSLY WHO'S UP FOR HAM AT MY MOTHER'S HOUSE THIS EASTER spigot: DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T ENJOY HAM spigot: STAY BACK GET OFF HURFFFFFFFFFFF HURP HONK BONK

deuce: I OPENED THE WINDOW AND WALKED OUT dick: T DEUCE EASY FOR YOU TO SAUGHLGLHULGUHLGULH

pants: .SHOUT DICKS deuce: THIS SHIT IS SHIT pants: I'M EASY (LIKE SUNDAY MORNING) deuce: I'M HARD (LIKE NOW)

pants: IT'S THAT KINDA DAY pants: WE'LL CALL IT EASY MONDAY pants: ALL TRAFFIC LIGHTS ARE GREEN AND NOBODY HAS URINATNEVER MIND

: DEUCE FLUSHES TOILET spigot: MY DREAMS spigot: SPLASH SPLOSH OH GOD SOME OF THESE MIGHT BE SALVAGABLE

pants: EAT IT RAW deuce: I'D RATHER NOT

deuce: EAT MY ASS PLZ pants: ARE YOU CLEAN OR DIRTY deuce: I PAY GOOD MONEY pants: I THINK JUST DIRTY deuce: BOTH AND YET NEITHER (I AM A MYSTERY)

(pants): BRING A FRIEND IN CASE I CHOKE YOU TOO HARD AND TOO LONG .(pants): EITHER WAY I'LL HAVE SOMEBODY TO CHOKE pants: EAT MY DUST YOU INSENSITIVE FUCK

pants: I ATE YOUR BOUQUET pants: I DRANK YOUR DISHWATER pants: BUT I'LL BE DARNED IF I'LL EAT YOUR BUG

deuce: ARE YOU FULLY GAY, PEOPLE? pants: SO UH pants: WHY IS THE BACKGROUND BLUE deuce: GHLAGHLAHGLUAG

deuce: EATING CARNITAS ON THE TOILET WITH MY SHIRT OFF WHILE CRYING spigot: WHY ARE YOU CRYING WHEN THAT'S THE VERY BEST MOMENT OF ANY MAN'S LIFE deuce: BECAUSE THINGS CAN NEVER GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS MOMENT spigot: YOU CAN DO IT AGAIN FOR BREAKFAST

pants: EATING GRUBS FROM A FALLEN LOG

deuce: BEST PART ABOUT EATING OUT IS EATING YOU OUT

atandt: WHERE DID THE BANDWIDTH GO atandt: OH GODDAMNIT PANTS BROKE INTO THE SHED AND HE'S EATING IT atandt: GET OUT OF THERE YOU STUPID ASSHOLE pants: CHOMP SLOBBER BUHHHHHHHH THIS IS DELICIOUS NUHHHHHHHH

spigot: LET'S ALL EAT CANDY FROM OFF THE GROUND spigot: I HAVE A SNICKERS spigot: I FOUND A REESE'S spigot: TWIX FOR ME spigot: HOMPH HOMPH HOMPH spigot: HOMPH spigot: PARKING LOT

deuce: HURR EATING THROUGH A STRAW AND STARING INTO SPACE FOREVER MORE deuce: HURRRDGLGURRNNN NAKED