deuce: I'M WARNING YOU DON'T EAT THIS ROTTEN DICK !!!!! IT WILL INFECT YOUR TONSILS (AGAIN) net: DON'T YOU REVERSE PSYCHOSOMATIC ME deuce: ONCE AGAIN IN ENGLISH PLEASE net: YOU CAN'T GET ME WITH YOUR REVERSE PHYSIOLOGY deuce: ARE YOU ASKING ME TO PLAY DOCTOR WITH YOU net: IT HURTS RIGHT HERE

spigot: 30 mins into apollo 11 and they're all doing heroin on the moon and everyone's tie-off tube is waving around in zero g spigot: FAKE

spigot: EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU I'M GOING TO PUNCH

spigot: PACE YOURSELF spigot: FIRST ONE COCK, THEN ANOTHER spigot: THEN FOUR, THEN EIGHT

spigot: PLEASE CAN I JUST HAVE ONE COCK deuce: LIKE ARMY ANTS THEY DEVOUR EVERYTHING IN THEIR PATH

pants: WE DON'T HAVE TO THINK LIKE THAT ANYMORE pants: WE'RE TOGETHER NOW pants: EVERYTHING WE'VE DONE IS FORGIVEN pants: EVERYTHING deuce: EXCEPT FOR BLOWING THAT TROLL pants: WELL YES OF COURSE

deuce: ANGLE IS TO STRANGLE AS ANGEL IS TO EVIL ANGEL

deuce: JERKING OFF WILL KEEP THE EVIL SPIRITS AWAY deuce: OR AT LEAST FEEL GOOD

pants: T DEUCE HELP ME OUT HERE I'M WRITING A POEM: HOW MANY DICKS DO YOU THINK BRAD PITT HAS TOUCHED deuce: 11 pants: I CAN WORK WITH THAT

deuce: I BOUGHT HOT DOGS!!! deuce: THEREFORE I WILL EAT HOT DOGS TONIGHT pants: :HOTDOG: :HOTDOG: :HOTDOG: :HOTDOG: :HOTDOG: pants: SFX: PAC-MAN NOISES deuce: AHEM I'M THINKING FOUR HOT DOGS pants: DIP THEM IN FROG deuce: DID NOT COPY YOUR LAST pants: OH WORD I HEAR THAT

spigot: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT spigot: IT'S DAYLIGHT SAVINGS AND I MISSED ALL THE COCK BY EXACTLY ONE HOUR spigot: I'M GOING TO LEAVE A NOTE

spigot: AS A LONGTIME LURKER I WOULD LIKE TO RECOMMEND YOU DOWNLOAD THE LATEST INSTALLER spigot: OR I CAN BURN YOU A CD BECAUSE I AM JUST EXACTLY THAT FUCKING FRIENDLESS deuce: I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED AND/OR BEATEN UP (BUT NOT TOO BADLY JUST ENOUGH TO GET SYMPATHY)

net: my dick has exactly the right amount of horseyness

spigot: I STILL REMEMBER EXACTLY WHERE I WAS WHEN I FIRST LEARNED BELLADONNA'S ASS WAS HAUNTED deuce: BY A BASEBALL BAT spigot: A DIRTPIPE MILKSHAKE IS LIKE RIDING A BIKE deuce: ONCE YOU GET ONE YOU IMMEDIATELY CRASH IT INTO A TREE spigot: I'M SAYING: IS IT KRISTINA, KRISZTINA, KRIZTINA, CHRISTINA, OR CRISTINA BELLA deuce: ALL OF THE ABOVE

deuce: WE ARE FOUNDING MEMBERS OF THE KILL FUCKING EVERYBODY CLUB spigot: EXCEPT EACH OTHER!!!!! spigot: PROMPTING GAY RUMORS AMONGST THE PRESS deuce: INDEED THAT IS THE PARADOX deuce: BEFORE WE DISAPPEAR IN A PUFF OF LOGIC WE CAN SUCK EACH OTHER OFF

pants: I'M LIKE A CHOCOHOLIC EXCEPT WITH DICKS deuce: SO THAT WOULD BE A DICKAHOLIC IF I'VE DONE MY MATH

spigot: I'M A GAUSSIAN BLUR spigot: HURRRRRRRR MY WHOLE NUTS AND FACE ARE A BIG BLURRY FLURRY OF EXCITEMENT AND SPURT spigot: VIRTUAL CRAPFEST

spigot: EXCUSE ME EXCUSE ME EXCUSE ME BEHIND YOU HOT LASAGNA HERE

spigot: EXCUSE ME BUT MY BONER IS LOOSE spigot: EVERYONE TUCK YOUR PANTS INTO YOUR SOCKS

pants: EXCUSE ME BUT I'M A LEATHER-CLAD VAMPIRE ASSASSIN deuce: BLOGGING ABOUT NOT HAVING BLOGGED IN A WHILE spigot: IF YOU LIKE WATCHING ME STROKE IT SO MUCH HOW COME I HAVE TO PAY YOU PER VIDEO

pants: excuse me but i'm a bisexual masterpiece

deuce: WHERE ARE THE STRIPPERS deuce: OR: OH NO I HAVE DIARRHEA

spigot: BRISCOE: WHAT IF WE GIVE UP THE MURDER WEAPON? deuce: UH OH spigot: MCCOY: HAGGLE GAGGLE I'M THE D.A. : EXECUTIVE PRODUCER DICK WOLF spigot: YOU CAN ONLY DO THAT WHILE SMOKING DOPE deuce: THAT'S BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY TIME YOU'RE FUNNY

spigot: THIS MOVIE DOES NOT HAVE CHRIS NOTH!!!!! IT IS PETER NORTH spigot: WHY IS HE DOING THAT TO CLAIRE deuce: I LONGED FOR THIS MOMENT AND YET NOW IT'S SOMEONE ELSE spigot: IS HE PLANTING EVIDENCE ON HER FACE????? I AM TOTALLY LOST HERE spigot: IT IS ME WHO IS EXILED

pants: SO, SO TIRED pants: I'D LIKE A BULLET THROUGH THE CENTER OF MY HEAD PLEASE (I'LL EAT IT HERE) deuce: THAT SEEMS LIKE AN EXTREME REACTION FOR BEING TIRED pants: NO IT'S ABOUT RIGHT pants: +/- ONE EXISTENCE ANNIHILATED deuce: CASUALTIES: 1.0

pants: piss (possibly piss) pants: confirming: piss deuce: validating piss pants: strange piss deuce: average piss pants: working man's piss deuce: Acapulco piss pants: exotic

spigot: JUST IMAGINING ACCOUNT MANAGERS NEEDED TO BE BROUGHT IN TO EXPAND THE SCOPE OF THE DISCUSSION WITH THE CLIENT BEFORE THE FOURTH SPURTING COCK WAS FINALIZED deuce: LET'S BRING MARKETING INTO THIS

pants: pissing deuce: show me pants: can't deuce: must pants: rubber band around wiener, floomping like balloon, expanding the universe itself deuce: you are dark energy

deuce: FOLKS MY ADOBE ATMOSPHERE LICENSE JUST EXPIRED

pants: DOIN' IT COWDOG STYLE pants: WITH WARMS WIDE OPEN pants: CAN YOU FIND ME A WEE BISCUIT, LAD pants: WHAT KIND OF BUTTHOLE ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE pants: WE WILL BE COFFEE SISTERS pants: CAN'T YOU FEEL THE SHRIMPS pants: SOME PUMPKINS ALL RIGHT pants: MICE GROW OUT OF THE GRAINS

deuce: I'D LIKE TO GIVE THE WORLD A COCK pants: WHAT THEN deuce: [EXPLETIVES DELETED] HARMONY

spigot: I'M A CHAR TO A STAR TO A POINTER TO A DONG TO A BONG TO THIS GUN TO RIGHT IN MY MOUTH AND GOODBYE deuce: WERE YOU EXPLICITLY OR IMPLICITLY CASTED ?!?! spigot: FUCK YOU AND LICK DICK

pants: THE EXPRESS LANE TO MY BALLS: pants: TAKE IT pants: IGUANAS SNAKES RACCOONS POSSUMS BEES DUCKS pants: ONE OF THOSE DOESN'T BELONG IN THAT LIST

spigot: REPEATEDLY EXPOSING MYSELF ON THE SETS OF BBC'S DOCTOR WHO spigot: NNGG EXTERMINATE spigot: LOOK (WAGGLING IT) spigot: PLEASE L:EYES:K AT MY PENIS

spigot: I'M AMPLE ANNIE deuce: ORAL ANNIE I WAS HOPING pants: TOMORROW pants: TOMORROW pants: I'LL LOVE YA TOMORROW HUUHHHHHHHHHHH SEVERE BEATINGS spigot: THAT MEANS MY DOG AND YOUR CAT HAVE TO HIDE IN THE BOXES FOR AN EXTRA HOUR

pants: HAVE YOU EVER EVEN TRIED TO GET A PIZZA DELIVERED TO A STALL BEFORE atandt: FISTICUFFS ENSUE pants: WE SHOULD NUMBER FROM ONE UP GUYS, NOBODY UNDERSTANDS THE STARTING AT ZERO THING pants: SOMETIMES I WORRY ABOUT THE NATION'S PRICK SUPPLY atandt: START COUNTING PRICKS AT ZERO AND YOU GET AN EXTRA PRICK

pants: I WOULD LIKE AN EXTRA LARGE SECOND HELPING OF DICK PLEASE pants: AND THANK YOU pants: ETC.

deuce: I WOULD LIKE EXTRA PANCAKE SAUCE pants: SET THE CONTROLS FOR THE HEART OF THE TOILET

pants: WHO WANTS BONERS deuce: NOT ME pants: PILING THEM ON deuce: T PANTS EXTRA PLEASE

pants: EXTRA SAUCE PLZ (PLZ PRONOUNCED "PULLS" MEANS "PLEASE") pants: A BRUTAL SEXUAL ATTACK?!? !??!?! WELL ALL RIGHTY pants: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRR

: THINKS ABOUT THE DICK : SEES THE DICK : SERIOUS DICK PROCESSING UNIT

spigot: OH MY DEAR LORD spigot: GOOSE spigot: KBJS:LIGU: WO(*&%:BQ)( spigot: HOO YOU'RE GONNA GET ME spigot: BHRLGULAEHLFHO$%B(:Q spigot: CHASING spigot: BHALHBLAHBLAHLGEBLGUH OW BONK DONK DUH HURMPH URMPH OW OK ALL RIGHTIE spigot: I'D LIKE TO GO HOME

deuce: I TOOK A SHIT pants: DURING A TYPHOON WARNING??????????? deuce: WHEN YOU GOTTA GO YOU GOTTA GO

pants: COMPRESS ME INTO CUBE FORM deuce: CONVERTING YOU INTO POLYMERS AND THEN EXTRUDING YOU INTO LONG TUBES spigot: POP POP POP POP :BOOM: spigot: U GOT MCNEIL/LEHRERD

spigot: DID YOU QUEERBALLS SERIOUSLY THINK I WOULDN'T NOTICE MY STACK OF PRINGLES IS EXACTLY 1.1 MILLIMETERS SHORTER spigot: MY LATTICE OF EXTRUDED SADDLE-SURFACES SEEMS TO BE "MISSING" A SINGLE HYPERBOLIC PARABOLOID pants: U BEEN * * * DONGBUTTERED * * * spigot: IF I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS IT'S NEITHER FUNNY NOR AN INSULT deuce: SPIGOT'S ALL ABOUT THE QUADRIC SURFACES spigot: NOBODY KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE LAUGHING AT

deuce: LOOKING GENERALLY IN YOUR DIRECTION (BUT NOT DIRECTLY) spigot: NO EYE CONTACT IN THE BATHROOM pants: PLANET AOL pants: 1175 HOURS FREE pants: NO CREDIT CARD REQUIRED spigot: FUCKING SHUT UP

spigot: 🪕 SIX FOOT TWO spigot: 🎶 EYES OF BLUE spigot: CAT THEW UP / INTO MY SHOE

deuce: THAT GUY SQUIRTED RIGHT INTO THAT BLACK GIRL'S EYE AND SHE IS CLEARLY NOT AMUSED pants: I'M A BEAT BOX ROCKER deuce: HEY LADY I AM PRETTY SURE THAT CLAMPING YOUR EYES CLOSED (SPURT IS STILL RAINING DOWN MIND YOU) AND FLAPPING YOUR ARMS UP AND DOWN AS IF TRYING TO FLY IS NOT GOING TO MAKE THE EYESPURT FEEL BETTER pants: DOINK DONG deuce: FINE WHATEVER LADY KEEP DOING IT

pants: EYEWITNESSES SAY YOU'RE A FAG deuce: EYEWITNESSES ARE ALSO NOTORIOUSLY UNRELIABLE deuce: ALSO UNSUBSCRIBE pants: IS JIZZFEST ON MONDAY AGAIN THIS YEAR deuce: IT'S EVERYDAY (DUH) pants: OKAY HERE'S MY PITCH: IT'S CALLED THE HOMO SHOPPING NETWORK AND

atandt: EZRA POUND AND E.E. CUMMINGS ????? spigot: EZRA POUND MY FACE INTO THE CARPET MORE LIKE IT spigot: WHO WANTS ANOTHER MUG OF FAG NOG

pants: F deuce: AGREED pants: F deuce: OKAY NOW YOU'RE GETTING SQUIRMY SIR pants: F deuce: THAT'S BETTER

pants: I'M A GIANT AMAZON ANT LOOK AT ME deuce: I'M A BANANA SPLIT (NOT VERY IMAGINATIVE)

pants: F A N F I C spigot: THAT'S F AS IN FAGGOT, A IS IN A FAGGOT, N LIKE THE N WORD, F AGAIN, I'M A FAGGOT, CHRIST JESUS

pants: I'D FUCK ME deuce: THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID WHEN I ASKED THIS QUESTION TO YOU A FEW MONTHS AGO deuce: LYING TO THE FBI IS A FELONY pants: FEMALE BODY INSPECTORS ONLY HAVE JURISDICTION AT THE FEDERAL LEVEL, NOT AT STATE spigot: THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RETARDS

spigot: LET'S HAVE A FUCKING PARADE spigot: HUHGUHAUHGUHAUHG THE SOUND OF POKING AND CHOKING AND THEM NOT UNDERSTANDING spigot: FACE AGAINST THE TILE, STARING AT NUTS AND BOLTS

pants: FACE DOWN IN THE SHITTER deuce: STUFFED IN A HOLE spigot: PENISES IN YOUR MOUTH MIGHT BE CREATING A PRIVACY NIGHTMARE

pants: I WOULD LIKE ONE (1) FART PLEASE pants: NOT ASKING FOR A LOT HERE spigot: I TRIED BUT COULDN'T deuce: ZERO FARTS GIVEN pants: OOF OW deuce: LET'S FACE IT, IF YOU HAD A FART, YOU'D JUST WASTE IT pants: YEAH

pants: THE DARK PHOENIX SAGA spigot: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT pants: J.K. SIMMONS AS J. JONAH JAMESON spigot: I CANNOT UNDERSTAND pants: FACE IT TIGER YOU HIT THE JACKPOT spigot: YOU LEFT YOUR BONG AT MY MOM'S HOUSE

pants: PLEASE PAINT MY FACE RIGHT UP deuce: WHAT COLOR deuce: WHITE OR RED pants: I WAS THINKING OF A LOVELY TRANSLUCENT EGGWHITE

spigot: JAPANESE AND CHINESE DICKS spigot: LIVING IN HARMONY spigot: I'M READY FOR MY FACE SHOT NOW PLEASE

deuce: I'm a Social Media Influencer effigy: SQUIRPY deuce: I'm feeling one of those coming on effigy: me too, let's facetime

spigot: ITS FACIAL FRIDAY ON SPUNKSITES IF YOU HAVE A SPUNKPASS pants: I ONLY HAVE ALL-ANAL ACCESS spigot: L

pants: I'M FADING FAST pants: ALSO SOMEBODY LEFT MY QUEER CHAIR IN THE RAIN pants: NOW MY JEANS ARE SOAKED

pants: TIME AND TIME AGAIN YOU TALK AND ALL I HEAR AND SEE IS MICKEY MOUSE DANCING WITH THE BOAT IN STEAMBOAT WILLIE pants: YOUR PARENTS CALL EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE BUT I DON'T TELL THEN YOU'RE BURIED IN THE SANTA CRUZ MOUNTAINS INSIDE A CONCRETE-FILLED DRUM pants: I'D EAT THEM TO MAKE THEM A PART OF ME BUT }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} NO CARRIER GOD FUCKING DAMNIT SHIT FUCK GODDAMNIT JESUS CHRIST FUCK

pants: SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU pants: YOU'RE STUPID AND YOU CAN'T SPELL WORDS IN THE ONE LANGUAGE YOU'RE EXPECTED TO KNOW pants: I'D EAT YOU AND MAKE YOU PART OF ME BUT THEN I'D BE A FUCKING LINKIN PARK FAN

pants: HOW ABOUT INSTEAD OF JERKCITY WE CALL THIS THING: FAG UNIVERSITY pants: F-F-F-FAG SCHOOL (DID I STUTTER) pants: EARN A DEGREE IN HLUAGHUALGH ALUAGHULAG BLGHABLGHBNAG FAHLUGHALUGH NUGGGGGGGH

pants: CAN I PLEASE HAVE A FAG HUG deuce: WHAT'S THAT pants: I CANNOT SAY deuce: I SEE

spigot: SO spigot: IS THIS A FAG MUD OR WHAT'S THE DEAL deuce: T SPIGOT I SUSPECT YOU'RE ASKING ALREADY KNOWING THE ANSWER spigot: T DEUCE YES BUT I NEED TO HEAR <<<<YOU>>>> SAY IT deuce: T SPIGOT NOOOOOOOOO

ozone: FAG PARADE deuce: STOP DRINKING ON THE JOB ozone: PARADE == MORE THAN TWO FAGS deuce: EVEN TWO QUALIFIES IF THE FAGS ARE MARCHING IN SOME WAY ozone: THEY HAVE TO HAVE COLORED BANNERS UNLESS THERE ARE TWO OR MORE deuce: DON'T BE RACIST

spigot: GAY GAY GAY IN THE U.S. OF A spigot: I'M A FAG spigot: I'M A FAG spigot: GAY GAY GAY / THAT'S ALL HE HAS TO SAY spigot: HE'S GONNA HAVE A SNICKERS AND A -- deuce: I THINK INSTEAD OF "MISDEMEANOR" MISSY ELLIOT'S MIDDLE NAME SHOULD BE "HUGE FUCKING FATASS" spigot: YOU INTERRUPTED ME deuce: SORRY

pants: GET THE BIG FUCKING FONT OUT: EXCLUSIVE pants: I TOTALLY SAW YOU BUY A FAGGY PINK DRINK AT THE ASHLAND OREGON STARBUCKS (THE ORIGINAL ONE NOT THE NEW ONE OR THE UPCOMING ONE OR THE FOUR MORE PLANNED THROUGH 2007) spigot: T PANTS I SAID PLEASE SHUT UP pants: DEVELOPING...........

pants: ENJOYING MY PAPER CUP OF GIN AND TONIC ON THE TARMAC

spigot: IS THAT A BIG FAT DONG IN YOUR PANTS OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?!?!?!?!?!?! spigot: DON'T CARE JUST FLOP IT OUT REGARDLESS

spigot: JOE CAMEL AND JOE BOXER ARE FAGS TOGETHER (IN BED) spigot: SERIOUSLY PEOPLE THEY'RE BOTH GAY spigot: I'M GOING TO CALL HIM RIGHT NOW deuce: SOMEBODY BETTER spigot: BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP deuce: IT'S THE ONLY WAY WE LEARN spigot: JOE: THIS IS JOE spigot: ME: HEY SUCK DICK FATTY spigot: JOE: SPIGOT IS THAT YOU spigot: *CLICK*

spigot: T PANTS NOTE HOW "FAGS" AND "FLAGS" RHYME pants: I'M A HIGH FLYING FAG spigot: THAT'S ENOUGH

spigot: FAIL!!!!!!!! HE THREW A GUM WRAPPER AT THE TRASH CAN BUT IT BOUNCED OFF THE EDGE!!!!!!!!! FREEZE FRAME / GOOD WORK EINSTEIN spigot: FAIL!!!!!!!!!! A WORD SPELLED WRONG!!!!!!!! FAIL!!!!!!! IT LOOKS LIKE A DICK IF YOU SQUINT!!!!!!!! FAIL!!!!!!!! spigot: SOMEONE ON FACEBOOK SAID SOMETHING DUMB!!!!!!! FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL PREROLL VIDEO ADS FOR AN ANIMATED GIF YOU SAW 10 YEARS AGO

spigot: H-T-T-P COLON COCKS AND NUTS DUH BUH FACE AND HEAD deuce: DOESN'T WORK

spigot: (STATIC) pants: (POP, HISS) pants: (MORE STATIC) spigot: (CLICKS, FAINT HUMMING SOUND) spigot: T PANTS WHAT ?!!? DID NOT HEAR YOU !??! GETTING STONED OVER ?!!? pants: T SPIGOT IF THE LESSON IS THAT I SHOULD PACK THE BONG TIGHTER I'M WAY AHEAD OF YOU

pants: T DEUCE SO HEY I KNOW YOU PROBABLY GET A LOT OF THESE REQUESTS AND I HOPE I'M NOT BOTHERING YOU BUT I WAS HOPING WE COULD DISCUSS HOW YOU'RE FIXED FOR PRICKS deuce: T PANTS I'M FAIR TO MIDDLIN' deuce: ON A 10 POINT SCALE (1 BEING COMPLETELY UNFIXED FOR PRICKS AND 10 BEING COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY FIXED FOR PRICKS) I'D SAY I'M A 6, MAYBE A 7

spigot: GORE CALLS FOR FAIRNESS IN FLORIDA spigot: I THINK THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING IN FLORIDA MISTER EIGHT YEARS OF TAKING A BACK SEAT TO CLINTON'S COCK FOLLOWED BY LOSING TO COUNTRY BUMPKIN

pants: i wonder if i'm fat enough to hold down the fort deuce: I have faith in your faith

deuce: I'M A FAITHLESS ELECTOR deuce: QUICK FOLLOWUP: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT TERM MEANS

pants: KA-BOOM pants: MY PENIS EXPLODED pants: IT WAS A FAKE CIGAR THE WHOLE TIME

: PANTS AND DEUCE AND JOHN WAYNE TOGETHER IN HEAVEN, FOREVER (AMEN) deuce: (QUAKE VOICE) HEADSHOT pants: HAVE I HAD THE PLEASURE OF BEATING YOU OFF BEFORE SIR (FAKE MOUSTACHE FOOLING NOBODY) pants: A WIKIPEDIA ADMIN WITH A DIAPER FETISH ?????? deuce: OUTSTANDING

pants: I SMELL A GRUE deuce: IF YOU PROCEED YOU ARE LIKELY TO FALL INTO A PIT pants: TURN ON LAMP deuce: SUCK A COCK

pants: DRINK HARD LIQUOR pants: THEN FALL OVER

pants: TRYING TO SCRATCH MY EAR WITH MY BACK FOOT, FALLING OVER deuce: [STAR TREK RED ALERT SOUND]

spigot: FAMILY-SIZED SQUIRTS IN MY MID-RANGE SEDAN spigot: :LOUDSPEAKER: PANTS FROM BONEQUEST WEARS LADY CLOTHING pants: FLUSTERED, JUMPING TO TRY AND GRAB THE MEGAPHONE AWAY FROM YOU

pants: SERIOUSLY IF YOU WANT TO MARRY ME THAT WOULD BE JUST FINE I CAN INTRODUCE YOU TO MY PARENTS (THIS BONG AND THAT DONG) pants: ALSO IF YOU COULD PLEASE BLOCK ME FROM YOUR SITE I CANNOT STOP JERKING OFF AND I'M STARTING TO GET REALLY DIZZY (AND THAT CAN'T BE GOOD FOR BUSINESS) pants: I HAVE APPEARANCES TO KEEP UP YOU KNOW

deuce: MAXIMUM STEALTH deuce: DICKS ACQUIRED deuce: DECLOAKING

spigot: HOMPTH HORMPH I'M IN A FANCY RESTAURANT

spigot: A VERY GOOD AFTERNOON TO YOU, GENTLEMEN HAVE YOU DINED WITH US BEFORE spigot: BECAUSE WE DO THINGS A LITTLE DIFFERENTLY HERE. WE DON'T TAKE OURSELVES TOO SERIOUSLY. WE'RE ALL ABOUT GOOD FOOD, GOOD FOLKS AND GOOD FUN .......... BUT NOT NECESSARILY IN THAT ORDER !!!! pants: HE HUNG HIMSELF

pants: STUFF MY FANNY WITH POO spigot: DID YOU MEAN FANNY PACK spigot: BECAUSE YOUR FANNY MIGHT ALREADY BE FULL!!!!!!! spigot: OR AM I PACKING THE FANNY spigot: SHOULD WE HOP ON A QUICK CALL spigot: SENDING YOU A CALENDAR INVITE spigot: MONDAY MORNING AT 6:30 WORK FOR YOU?????? spigot: IT WILL BE AN ALL-DAY EVENT spigot: STRETCHING THE RIBBON ACROSS THE ENTIRE WEEK AND AROUND THE MOON spigot: YOU HAVE RECEIVED AN INVITATION TO COLLABORATE!!!!!!!! spigot: A KICK-OFF CALL!!!!!!!!!! spigot: FOLLOWED BY A VERY IMPORTANT ONE ON ONE spigot: AND A SELF REVIEW spigot: AND A PERFORMANCE EVALUATION spigot: IT'S NOT WORKING OUT AND HERE'S A BOX spigot: GUESS YOU CAN PACK THAT!!!!!!! spigot: SUBJECT: EXIT INTERVIEW MON 6:30AM spigot: SUBJECT: DID YOU GET MY MAIL spigot: SUBJECT: LEFT YOUR POO IN THE STAIRWELL

deuce: FANNYPACKS ALL AROUND pants: HANDING THEM OUT LIKE AID WORKERS FROM THE BACK OF A TRUCK deuce: THERE'S NO NEED TO CROWD EVERYONE WILL GET ONE

pants: EVERYBODY MUST DIE pants: EXCEPT YOU OF COURSE pants: AND ME I GUESS pants: AND THAT ONE OVER THERE pants: ERROR_LOG(PRINT_R(ARRAY("FANNYPACKS!!!!!!!!!" => "!!!!!!!!!!!"), TRUE));

pants: YOU WILL BE JACQUES FROM THE SOVIET UNION AND I WILL PLAY THE PART OF TERRY FROM CANADA AND WE ARE IN AN INTERNATIONAL TOILET

pants: i hope far cry 6 takes place in the castro district pants: am i adorbs deuce: you are godlike pants: that is not adorbs tho

pants: _FEW CLOUDS_ (RAIN MAN VOICE) deuce: GOTTA SAY IT TWICE deuce: WHY AREN'T YOU PLAYING FAR CRY 6 WITH ME pants: COUCH REASONS deuce: FUCK YO COUCH pants: GETTING UP BUT I WARN YOU IT WILL TAKE A FEW MINUTES TO GET DOWN THE HALLWAY deuce: I'LL FUCKING CUT YOU