pants: I WOULD LIKE YOU TO REACH OVER AND TOUCH ME AT SOME POINT WHILE WE WATCH LETHAL WEAPON TOGETHER ON THE COUCH (PLANNING OUR GAYNESS FAR IN THE FUTURE) ozone: UH ozone: LETHAL WEAPON 2 OR LETHAL WEAPON 3

deuce: SUCK MY PRICK deuce: PLEASE pants: FARM-LIKE deuce: IT'S THE "PLEASE" THAT MAKES IT ART

spigot: INTRODUCING FART FONTS spigot: THEY MAKE FART SOUNDS WHEN YOU TYPE THEM MAYBE spigot: INTRODUCING PLUS FARTS spigot: YOU DO A FART BUT YOU CAN ALSO CONFIGURE IT

:first: ANGRY BUT NOT FOR LONG YOU'LL SEE pants: FART CONDITIONS OVERNIGHT: BURSTY pants: UPGRADED TO SCATTERED deuce: LET US KNOW IF WE GET TO SPOTTY BECAUSE THEN IT'S A REAL MESS

deuce: SUCKIN' IT deuce: TOTALLY SUCKIN' IT deuce: WHOLE LOTTA SUCKIN' GOING' ON pants: I CAN'T HEAR YOU

deuce: SUCKIN' IT deuce: I DIDN'T EVEN GET THEM ALL HERE pants: THERE IS NO NEED TO FORM ANY LINE ON THE PLATFORM pants: COMPUTERS ARE A VERY CONVENIENT WAY TO COMMUNICATE AS WELL deuce: SOME BIG OL' SUCKIN' GOIN' ON

spigot: SOMEONE SHOULD TELL STEPHEN HAWKING HIS VOICE IS LIKE FARTS IN A COFFEE CAN spigot: YES COFFEE IS AVAILABLE IN CANS !!!!!!!! spigot: WE'RE TALKIN' YUBAN spigot: WE'RE TALKIN' SANKA spigot: FOLGERS ANYONE ?????? spigot: MAYBE A LITTLE MJB ??????? spigot: OH!!! DON'T MIND ME!!! I'M JUST ***CHOCK FULL O'NUTS*** spigot: SERIOUSLY MY WIFE IS VERY ILL AND SUFFERING FROM ****MEDAGLIA D'ORO**** spigot: BOOM, ANOTHER COFFEE IN A CAN spigot: MAXWELL HOUSE spigot: HILLS BROS. spigot: THE ONLY THING STEPHEN HAWKING SHOULD SAY IS EXTERMINATE

:: DO NOT PLUG IN 24V AC TO COM PORT OR YOU WILL RISK DAMAGING YOUR TRANSFORMER. PICTURED BELOW: "PANTS" pants: FTL BUT WITH COCKS AND BALLS WHERE WE EXPLORE AN ALIEN LANDSCAPE SEARCHING FOR DICK pants: THE JOURNEY IS IN THE ADVENTURE!!!!!!!!! A LONELY COCK IS POKING UP THROUGH A FRESHLY-DRILLED HOLE. (A) CAREFULLY REMOVE EXCESS SHAVINGS TO PROTECT THE COCK FROM CUTS (B) AVOID THE COCK (SPACE COCKS ARE NO JOKE)

deuce: well I'm both fat and bored and also just ate!!! deuce: now I'm considering beating off deuce: this is our daily standup

deuce: I'M FAT AND STOMPING AROUND THE HALLWAYS (STOMP STOMP) net: ... net: I'M JUST FAT deuce: ... deuce: VERY WELL (CARRY ON) net: ...

spigot: A staggering number of troops are fat and tired, report says spigot: blam blam blam do we have any more lemon bars

deuce: HOLD ME pants: YOU ARE TOO FAT AROUND THE FAT AROUND AND WE ARE STUCK pants: ENDLESSLY ORBITING EACH OTHER IN SPACE pants: A WORDLESS GROPE ENSUES deuce: IT IS LIKE 2001 IN THAT IT IS A VERY VERY SLOW SCENE BUT IT IS SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE (THE GROPING)

deuce: fat as fat can be pants: [minecraft skeleton noises]

spigot: MISSING YOUR FAT FACE AND HEAD pants: PRICKS ARE PEOPLE TOO

pants: HE KNOCKED MY TEETH OUT AND NOW I HAVE TO GUM THE DICK

spigot: I'M THE MINISTER OF SILLY WALKS - URRFF HURRRG I'M A FAT DORK spigot: JOHN CLEESE WAS MY FAVORITE, NEXT WAS TOM BAKER spigot: I LIKED THE MOVIE ABOUT KNIGHTS spigot: I'D ALSO LIKE TO SUCK FAT FLOPPY DICK UNTIL MY SINUSES CLEAR UP spigot: OKAY BUT TRY TO GET IT ALL OVER MY FACE

spigot: I THINK WE'RE ALL FAT GAY FILM STUDENTS HERE, LET'S ROLL spigot: ACTION spigot: URF OW HURMPH PUMPING IT INTO THE AIR

spigot: CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE FOR ONCE LIKE MY FAT GAY STONED COCKSUCKING FACE deuce: HUHHHHHHHH spigot: I'M GOING TO PRETEND THAT WAS HONEST, GENUINE LAUGHTER

deuce: IS THIS FAT INDIAN GIRL ON NORTHERN EXPOSURE RETARDED OR WHAT spigot: I'D SAY A FAT INDIAN GIRL ALREADY HAS THREE STRIKES AGAINST HER

spigot: NET YAROZE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: FAT KIDS pants: SHORT KIDS spigot: EVEN KIDS WITH DONGS pants: GAY KIDS spigot: DID I SAY FAT KIDS pants: ALSO KIDS WITH BONGS

pants: DO THESE FATPANTS MAKE ME LOOK FAT (BRIEF FASHION SHOW ENSUES)

pants: I'M SEARCHING OVER 450 AIRLINES AND MORE THAN 2 BILLION FARES TO FIND YOU THE LOWEST AVAILABLE FAIR TO SATISFY YOUR TRAVEL NEEDS !!!!!!!!!! FAT QUEER ANGRY COCKS FROM OUTER SPACE THAT GLOW AND MAKE A NOISE deuce: HOW RUDE

spigot: OH spigot: WHEN THE FAGS spigot: OH WHEN THE FAGS spigot: OH WHEN THE FAGS spigot: GO spigot: LICK spigot: ING deuce: HE'S STUCK spigot: DICK spigot: YOU INTERRUPTED ME........... ----> AGAIN <---- deuce: THAT'S MY JOB HERE (DUH) deuce: I'M THE FAT USELESS DIPSHIT THAT NOBODY LIKES BUT FOR SOME REASON NOBODY CAN SEEM TO GET RID OF

spigot: I WOULD LIKE YOU ALL TO BE FAT WHILE I SMOKE pants: SERIOUSLY LET'S CONSIDER THE HUMPTY-DUMP AS THE OFFICIAL JERKCITY DANCE deuce: LAMBADA !!!!!!! pants: T DEUCE DON'T BE GROSS

pants: THERE WILL BE NO GLORY IN YOUR SACRIFICE pants: THE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW YOU EXISTED AT ALL pants: CHECK OUT MY ABS HALGHALUGHLAH GLBALGHLBAG

deuce: I'D BETTER JERK OFF JUST TO BE SAFE atandt: GOOD CALL deuce: AFTER ALL THE FATE OF THE WORLD RESTS IN THE BALANCE atandt: YOUR JERK WILL MAKE OR BREAK US

pants: SO MY DAD'S STILL MOLESTING ME pants: HE LIKES IT ALTHOUGH I FIND MYSELF INDIFFERENT ABOUT THE PROCESS pants: OKAY THAT'S A WRAP pants: I'LL BE SMOKING IN THE PARKING LOT IF ANYBODY NEEDS ME pants: ONE MORE PAGE TO GO ??? CAN WE EDIT THIS PART OUT pants: ALL RIGHT: UH, DEAR CANADIAN GOTH GIRL pants: WAIT WRONG PAGE pants: THIS PLACE IS WORSE THAN THE MUPPET SHOW

pants: who will go to the father/daughter dance with me deuce: are you the father of the dauggggggggg pants: i'm uh pants: well i'm whatever you need me to be pants: is that a

atandt: SOMEONE IS CRUSHING MY BALLS pants: IT COULD BE MY FATNESS deuce: YOUR WIFE (YOU DID NOT GET ENOUGH PEANUT BUTTER) atandt: IS IT 'DEUCE' OR MAYBE 'PANTS' pants: LET'S NOT OVERLOOK MY FATNESS HERE atandt: HOW ABOUT 'SPIGOT'? atandt: T PANTS YOU JUST TOTALLY BLEW MY TIMING pants: DEFINITELY FATNESS

spigot: KING CHARLES THE FIRST WORE THREE SHIRTS TO HIS BEHEADING spigot: SO HE WOULDN'T SHIVER IN THE COLD AND APPEAR AFRAID spigot: ALSO I'M THE FATTEST GAYEST PLUMPEST MEXICAN IN THE STRAWBERRY PATCH spigot: LINCOLN WAS AN AMATEUR BUTTERFLY COLLECTOR deuce: KILL THE HISTORY DORK spigot: HE WENT THAT WAY!!!!! -------> deuce: LHGAHLGAHLGA deuce: GLHAGG deuce: GHL....... deuce: (FADING INTO THE DISTANCE, CLEARLY FOILED)

spigot: DO YOU NEED A SPECIAL LICENSE TO OPERATE A FAX MACHINE spigot: ARE THERE ANY FAX MACHINE CLUBS IN YOUR AREA spigot: CAN YOU CONDUCT THE THURSDAY NIGHT FAX NET WHERE WE ALL FAX EACH OTHER spigot: OKAY WE HAVE A JAMMER (SHEETS AND SHEETS OF BLACK) spigot: HAD AN EPSON FOR YEARS, FINALLY SWITCHED TO HP BUT I MISS THE OLD KNOBS AND MENUS (spigot): PSST spigot: ARE YOU GOING TO FAXCON 2015 deuce: OH GOD PISSING INTO MY MOUTH

pants: are you really a female body inspector deuce: well what does my badge say

atandt: DO NOT HESITATE atandt: TAKE ACTION! atandt: YOU ARE YOUR OWN WOST ENEMY atandt: THE ONLY THING YOU HAVE TO FEAR IS FEAR ITSELF deuce: HOLY SHIT

deuce: LOOKING FOR SOME VALIDATION NUTWARD deuce: THAT MEANS IN THE DIRECTION OF MY NUTS spigot: HOMPH HOMPH HOMPH FEEDBAG

deuce: I'M HUNGRY deuce: FORTUNATELY I HAVE OODLES OF NOODLY COCK ALL AROUND ME deuce: SURROUNDING ME, CLOSING IN

pants: ELECTROSHOCK THERAPY MY BALLS PLEASE pants: NOTHING SEXIER THAN A BOWL-HAIRCUT WRAPPED IN A HOSPITAL GOWN pants: FEED ME HAMMIE TREATS YOU FAT STUPID SHITS

spigot: WHAT ABOUT BEING STONED AGAIN pants: WHO spigot: NEVER MIND pants: WHAT

deuce: t pants what you need is Jesus pants: feel my soul deuce: that's not your pants: just squint

pants: FEELIN' GRABBY pants: GROPEY pants: HANDSY pants: LET ME DO AS I DO: SQUEEZING + PINCHING pants: FORMING A SEAL AROUND THE AFFECTED AREA WITH MY MOUTH pants: SLAPPING + SLASHING deuce: CAN I GO NOW pants: THIS CANNOT END WELL pants: IT NEVER DOES!!!!!!!!! deuce: YOU'RE BLOWING A VACUUM CLEANER deuce: AND IT'S NOT EVEN ON, THIS ISN'T EVEN ENTERTAINING TO WATCH pants: YOU MAY BE EXCUSED deuce: I SHALL GO WITH GOD pants: ALL PRAISE TO HIM

spigot: :BANJO: spigot: :NOTES: spigot: FOLKS :BANJO::NOTES: spigot: WHO'S FEELING A LITTLE . . . spigot: :RACEHORSE::CACTUS: FENCED IN :CACTUS::FARMER: spigot: JUST ? spigot: GIVE :VIOLIN: spigot: ME :MUSICAL_KEYBOARD::MUSICAL_KEYBOARD::MUSICAL_KEYBOARD::MUSICAL_KEYBOARD: spigot: DONGS / LOTS OF DONGS :SAXOPHONE: spigot: IN MY STUPID FUCKING FACE spigot: :TRUMPET:GIVE :TRUMPET:ME :TRUMPET:THOSE :TRUMPET:DONGS spigot: I'VE BEEN SHOT

deuce: WHO HAS THESE DISGUSTING FOOT FETISHES AND WHY ARE THEY SUBJECTING ME TO IT IN THE WRONG NEWSGROUPS spigot: IF I WANTED TO LOOK AT POLAROIDS OF SOME STUPID WOMAN'S FOOT I COULD PROBABLY JUST TAKE THEM MYSELF pants: IF YOU HAVE A MOUSTACHE, YOU HAVE A FOOT FETISH pants: THAT'S THE LAW

pants: suck it and punch it pants: run away, hide under the trailer, get pulled out feet-first by state police pants: it's my cousin's car

spigot: FOLKS A CAT WALKED ON MY PILLOW AND I THINK I HAVE FELINE AIDS spigot: WELPS!!! OFF TO THE VET spigot: A PLASTIC CONE ON MY DONG LIKE A MEGAPHONE spigot: ECHO ECHO ECHO ECHO

deuce: FELONY STALKING pants: WHERE deuce: OVER THERE (POINTING) pants: WHERE pants: RUNNING TOWARDS THE HORIZON deuce: SUCKER

spigot: POUND MY BALLS SO I QUALIFY FOR FEMA AID

pants: DUMP NEEDS ATTENTION (TAPE POSITIONING ERROR): DO YOU WANT TO ATTEMPT TO CONTINUE? ("YES" OR "NO") spigot: T DEUCE CAN YOU REBOOT JERKCITY FOR ME (IT'S NO LONGER FUNNY) spigot: I.E. STUPID

spigot: CATEGORIES LIKE FEMDOM AND JOI AND BALLBUSTING spigot: ALSO I DON'T LIKE STRANGER THINGS

spigot: FEYNMAN'S REVERSE SPRINKLER IS JUST TWO FAGS BLOWING EACH OTHER UNDERWATER deuce: I GET THAT REFERENCE!!!!!!

pants: BWAHAHAHAHAHA FART ESCAPES deuce: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFURP

deuce: TWO LARGE OBVIOUSLY GAY BATS SOARED THROUGH THE NIGHT SKIES, THEIR BATLY WINGS FLIPPING AND FLAPPING AND FLYING AROUND WITH RADAR spigot: BUT spigot: PEOPLE ARE GOING TO THINK I CAN ONLY WRITE ABOUT ONE THING deuce: BUT WHAT

deuce: HEAD pants: HEAD deuce: SO YOU'RE WITH ME THEN pants: AYE deuce: VERY WELL: I HEREBY GIVE YOU A FIELD PROMOTION TO COCKSUCKER SECOND CLASS

spigot: CAN WE NOMINATE ADRIANA CHECHIK FOR THE FIELDS MEDAL spigot: SOME OF US FEEL SHE'S DONE SOME GOOD WORK deuce: FOR THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS??? spigot: UM spigot: I'LL CRACK YOUR FUCKIN' HEAD OPEN AGAIN

pants: GOD'S JUDGEMENT IS FIERCE AND ALSO FAIR AND A LITTLE BI deuce: JUST A LITTLE THOUGH pants: IT'S ENOUGH deuce: ENOUGH TO BE WORRYING pants: FURROWING MY BROW, MY WEINER'S BROW

spigot: FIG BARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: T SPIGOT I CAN SEE YOU THROUGH THE PEEPHOLE spigot: GET OUT OF MY ROOM pants: T SPIGOT NOT UNTIL WE DISCUSS PROPER BIRTH CONTROL METHODS

spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO BE GAY NOT ONLY IN THE PAST PRESENT AND FUTURE TENSES BUT ALSO THE PLUPERFECT SUBJUNCTIVE TENSE deuce: SO IN OTHER WORDS YOU ARE GAY spigot: YOU TRICKED ME spigot: GRIDDLE MARKS / TILE MARKS deuce: SHOVING

deuce: I'M WITH YOU BROTHER FIGHT THE POWER deuce: T DICK WHAT ARE WE FIGHTING FOR AGAIN

pants: FIGHT THE POWER (BLOWJOB NOISES) pants: SEAL MY ASSHOLE WITH TAR, MUCK pants: FATHER I CRAVE POO

effigy: FIGHT TROLL WITH PENIS. effigy: NO EFFECT.

pants: [REDACTED](THANKS) pants: CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS pants: MY KNUCKLES ARE BRUISED FROM FIGHTING AND BEATING OFF IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS

spigot: FIGLETS????????????? pants: WITH SOME GOAT CHEESE SPREAD ON TANBARK AND SERVED IN THE HOT AFTERNOON SUN spigot: MY TANBARK COULD USE MORE WHITE RAISINS AND PUMPKIN SEEDS

pants: I HAVE ATTACHED A JPEG OF MY ENTIRE BASKET (DICK AND BALLS COMBO). PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF THEY WOULD BE A GOOD FIT FOR YOU. deuce: AN EASTER PACKAGE, IF YOU WILL

pants: W3C HTML 4.01 QUEER pants: I'M SOME KIND OF SISSY pants: FILE ME UNDER GAY BAKERY pants: FUSS WITH MY NUTS pants: CRAM THE CHEESE THAT YOU FIND pants: WE WILL BE FILE HANDLES deuce: I INSIST ON BEING A SOCKET pants: STROKE, HAVING A

spigot: FILKING IS FOR SINGING ALONG TO, PEOPLE spigot: NOT LAUGHING AT OR THROWING BEER BOTTLES IN THE FACE OF pants: ALL I CAN SAY IS NEVER GIVE UP !!! pants: FILK HARDER THAN YOU'VE EVER FILKED OUT BEFORE spigot: ZERO HITS TO MY LIVE FILK CYBERCAST????????? spigot: I WORKED HARD ON THAT pants: WHAT ABOUT YOUR MOM???????? HER SHOUTCAST PLUGIN ????? spigot: I'M NOT GOING TO FILK IN FRONT OF MY MOM YOU IDIOT

pants: FAN FICTION //////////////// FAN ART?????????????????????????///////////// spigot: IF ONLY WE COULD COMBINE FILKING WITH DICKLICKING deuce: GAYS deuce: FILKLICKING pants: NO DICKFILKING spigot: FOLKS YOU'RE BOTH RIGHT

pants: SING A SONG OF SUCKING IT deuce: A POCKET FULL OF PRICKS pants: CHOKING / POKING deuce: ALL FALL DOWN

spigot: IS SILKSONG SOME KIND OF NEW BEAT-OFF LOTION

spigot: FILL OUT THIS FORM IF YOU HAVE ANY DIETARY RESTRICTIONS!!!!! GLUTEN / VEGAN spigot: where's the dropdown for all the foods i think are just fucking gross a.k.a all the food you intend to serve up spigot: folks as a team activity we're going to poo on the street and pop it in the microwave

spigot: I'M FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH THE RICHNESS OF LIQUOR spigot: I'M THE LIFE OF THE PARTY spigot: WOOO HOOOO HEY EVERYONE I SHAVED MY BALLS TODAY

pants: WAKE UP WAKE UP THE FILMSTRIP IS ABOUT TO START deuce: T SPIGOT WHY DON'T YOU APPRECIATE SCIENCE ?!?!? AFTER ALL IT BROUGHT YOU THE BONG YOU USE DAILY spigot: I DON'T USE A BONG I JUST LIGHT IT RIGHT IN MY HAND

deuce: DICKS atandt: AOL DICKS deuce: HOTMAIL DICKS ??!!?!? atandt: NETSCAPE DICKS deuce: THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (JEW DICKS) atandt: FOOL!!!!! JEWS DON'T HAVE DICKS!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: WHAT

deuce: DID YOU KNOW URI GELLER IS A FRAUD??? deuce: AND THAT DOUSING DOESN'T ACTUALLY WORK???? deuce: HURRRRRRRRRRK SEIZURE spigot: HIS WHOLE LIFE IN TIRELESS SERVICE TO AN AUDIENCE GOING *NO DOY* spigot: MORE LIKE A-DURRRRRI GELLER deuce: FINALLY COMING CLEAN: deuce: I'M THE ONE WHO EMBEZZLED ALL THAT MONEY FROM THE JAMES RANDI FOUNDATION spigot: WITH JUST YOUR MIND SO TECHNICALLY YOU'RE OWED THE $1MM deuce: FUCK YES spigot: THEY MIGHT EVEN OWE YOU SOME MONEY spigot: LET ME CC: MY ACCOUNTANT deuce: [FIRE TRUCK ARRIVES]

spigot: FINALLY SOME GOOD NEWS: MY WELLS FARGO ONLINE STATEMENT IS AVAILABLE

deuce: IF YOU USE UNIX FIND(1) TO LOCATE YOUR PORNOGRAPHY........... deuce: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK !!!11 deuce: WAIT

ozone: INIT: SINGLE USER MODE ozone: BALLS?????????????????? deuce: PERHAPS -- YOU HAVE NOT YET PROVEN YOURSELF ozone: FINE FUCK YOU THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE SYSTEM IS BEING SHUT DOWN NOW ! ! !

deuce: AD HOC???/ MORE LIKE ADD COCK deuce: FINE I'LL LEAVE

deuce: COCKSUCKING deuce: *** NOT AVAILABLE IN IA, DE, MN, FL, LT

pants: HURTS TO WIPE !!! pants: ARE YOU SURE I SHOULD BE USING BRILLO PADS ??? WRITE BACK deuce: YOU SHOULD BE USING FINE-GRAIN SANDPAPER pants: (SPUTTERING) BUT THE FAQ SAID deuce: DON'T TRUST THE INTERNET !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pants: MY FINGERPRINTS AT THE SCENE OF THE BONG ??? THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING spigot: CSI: JERKCITY WILL SOLVE THE MYSTERY AS BEST THEY KNOW HALGHUGHALG pants: METH LABS ARE PART OF OUR NATURAL HERITAGE spigot: THIS COUNTRY WAS BUILT BY SEX OFFENDERS BUT ALSO BY CHINAMEN pants: FREE THE JERKCITY 7 spigot: DON'T MISS SUSAN SARANDON AND GOLDIE HAWN IN "THE BANGER SISTERS" NOW IN THEATERS !!! PEPSI

pants: LOVIN' THE PISS deuce: TELL ME ABOUT IT pants: BETTER YET I'LL DO A SHOW WITH FINGER PUPPETS deuce: EXCELLENT (RUBS HANDS TOGETHER EXCITEDLY)

deuce: AGE AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A NMBMBBHBH GLURFFK FIRE SMOKE DEAD deuce: AALIYAH IS ARABIC MEANING "ASCENSION INTO HEAVEN AFTER DYING IN FIERY PLANE CRASH" deuce: I COULD GO ON FOR HOURS FOLKS

spigot: FIREWORKS IN THE COURTROOM AS I POO MY PANTS

deuce: (FLASH) (EVERYTHING SUDDENLY BURSTS INTO FLAME) (BLAST WAVE DESTROYS EVERYTHING EXCEPT HEAVY BUILDINGS) (SHOCKWAVE ARRIVES, COMPROMISES INTEGRITY OF EVEN HEAVY BUILDINGS) (RETURN PRESSURE WAVE COLLAPSE ALL BUILDINGS) (FIREBALL REACHES SITE)

spigot: WE LOST THE BROKEN BROOM HANDLE AND WE THREW A KEGGER IN THE BASEMENT

spigot: I HAVE BEEN FIRED FROM BONEQUEST FOR MY UFO BELIEFS spigot: NOW I'VE BEEN FIRED FROM WALDENBOOKS FOR MY UFO BELIEFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: FIRED FROM CHEVRON FOR MY UFO BELIEFS spigot: NOTE: AND BY UFO BELIEFS I REFER TO TIT SQUEEZING BELIEFS spigot: WEBZINES FACE TOUGH TIMES.

spigot: I WAS A LOYAL DEDICATED AND OFTEN VERY STONED EMPLOYEE AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET ?????????????????? spigot: HONK BONK FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST

spigot: YOUR BADGE DOESN'T WORK???? spigot: YOUR PHONE IS GONE???? spigot: THERE'S A DICK IN YOUR FACE???? spigot: DO TELL!!!!!!!

spigot: :EGGPLANT: :EGGPLANT: :EGGPLANT: :EGGPLANT: FIREFOX ADD-ONS :EGGPLANT: :EGGPLANT: :EGGPLANT: :EGGPLANT:

spigot: WHO'S AS EXCITED AS ME TO PRE-ORDER CHARLEY CHASE'S FIRST ANAL : DEUCE RAISES HIS HAND spigot: NOW LET'S SEE A SHOW OF HANDS IF YOU THINK SHE REALLY KNOWS WHAT SHE'S GETTING HERSELF INTO

pants: THE FIRST TIME ANAL deuce: AND THE LAST TIME |ANAL pants: ARE THEY THE SAME ANAL???????????? ONLY TIME WILL TELL / ONLY GOD KNOWS / WE'LL NEVER KNOW / WE HAVE NO WAY OF KNOWING deuce: GOD ONLY KNOWS pants: DICK WITH ME

deuce: HI THIS IS AN AWFULLY INTERESTING FIRE HYDRANT pants: DUH pants: DUHHHHHHHHHHH pants: FUCKING DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH bung: NOT SURE IF THIS IS THE FIRST DAY OF BOOTCAMP OR SOME GAY VAUDEVILLE SHOW

deuce: THAT'S A FULL PLATE pants: FIRST-DEGREE SODOMY, UNLAWFUL SEXUAL PENETRATION, RAPE, ROBBERY AND BURGLARY spigot: I WILL ADD THOSE TO MY INTERESTS

pants: 11111111111111111111111 pants: 2 pants: 3 pants: 4 pants: 55555555555555555555555555 pants: 6 pants: 7 pants: 888888888888888888888888888 pants: 999999999999999999999999999 pants: THE FIRST DICKS OF THE MORNING ARE THE WORST

spigot: YAY HERE'S THE PORN spigot: HUBLAHAHBALHBL DICKS FOR ME pants: HUBLAHAHBALHBL pants: I KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE THAT pants: FIRST MAKE AN O pants: SLJKDFHSKDFHKSDJFHSKJDFHKSJDFHKSDFHS(D*FHISDF GOD HELP ASNLDKFJLSDFJ

spigot: FIRST OF ALL spigot: YOU NEVER "DOWNLOAD" A PDF spigot: YOU ***CLAIM*** YOUR ***WHITEPAPER***

spigot: FIRST OF ALL I DON'T WRITE "GAY" ANYTHING spigot: BUT BE CAREFUL WHO YOU BITE - BECAUSE IN OUR NEXT STORY COUNT FAGGOT GETS AIDS AND DIES OF PNEUMONIA IN HIS CASTLE deuce: I'VE GOT MY ANSI C REFERENCE BOOK RIGHT HERE BUT IT DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT GETTING RAPED IN THE ASS AS PART OF THE OFFICIAL C LANGUAGE (MAYBE I SHOULD GET A C++ REFERENCE MANUAL)

pants: I APPEAR TO HAVE TORN MY STOCKINGS deuce: I CHIPPED A NAIL, NOW I CAN'T GO TO THE PROM pants: BUT WE CAN GO TO THE MALL TOGETHER!!!!!! HUNTING FOR BOYS AND SBARRO

pants: WHATEVER deuce: FIRST POINT: BUUUUUUH deuce: SECOND ITEM: HUR deuce: THIRD SUBJECT: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

deuce: OUR FIRST RULE IS: NO DICKLICKING pants: FUCK THAT HLUAGHLUAHGLAHUGLAUHG deuce: OKAY YOU'RE OUT

spigot: I AM A STRANGULATION RISK!!!!! spigot: RECALL ME