deuce: AM I STILL HERE deuce: AM I STILL ALIVE deuce: AND WHY pants: YOU ARE A GHOST deuce: PHEW pants: A GAY GHOST deuce: EXCUSE ME GHOSTS HAVE NO SEXUAL PREFERENCE pants: SOME GHOSTS ARE GAY pants: HURRRRRRRRRRRRK CHEST PAINS

pants: GAY GROPES deuce: LONGITUDINAL DONGS spigot: (LONG STREAM OF URINE) MY CLOUDFLARE RAY ID

spigot: I'M GOING TO HOLD MY BREATH UNTIL WE'RE ALL GAY IN THE FACE spigot: HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH HHHURP pants: OKAY OKAY RELEASE I'M GAY FOR GOD'S SAKE QUEER HERE

pants: I'M SORRY pants: I WAS TOO BUSY SMOKING DOPE AND GETTING HEAD deuce: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON spigot: T PANTS I TOLD DEUCE I'M STAYING HOME, HE'S GOT NO IDEA WE'RE GOING TO BE GAY IN THE PARK

pants: I'LL HAVE ME SOME OF THAT GAY LIME PIE PLEASE pants: MY BIG FAT FACE AND YOUR BIG FAT FACE AND OUR BIG FAT FACES pants: ARE YOU A FAGGOT.INI

deuce: GLGLHGHLGLHGLGGLHGLHGH GAY MARRIAGE pants: HUGALHLALGHALG TAX PURPOSES

atandt: THERE ARE A LOT OF COMICS ON THE INTERNET deuce: YES SIR pants: A LOT OF FAGS TOO pants: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT IT ??? deuce: THROW YOU AT THEM AND HOPE YOU DISTRACT THEM LONG ENOUGH FOR US TO ESCAPE pants: FAG

deuce: HI pants: HI pants: ARE WE TWO FAGS OR WHAT deuce: CUE GAY MUSIC

pants: THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN pants: AND ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND pants: WAIT I FORGOT TO FAG UP THAT PHRASE CAN THE EDITING BOYS PULL AN ALL-NIGHTER AND FIX THIS UP BEFORE SHOWTIME ??? GREAT !!! AHULGAHLAHG

spigot: AT A GAY OWNED BUSINESS IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT ME TO SAY spigot: A GAY "BAR" IF YOU MUST spigot: WHERE I LICKED DICKS CHOKINGLY DURING MY MORNING SHIFT MWF

spigot: TO PROTEST REDDIT'S EXPENSIVE API I'LL BE HOSING ALL THE DOG SHIT OFF THE SIDEWALK AND HANDING OUT BALLOONS deuce: WHAT'S THE POINT OF GOING DARK IF YOU JUST SLINK RIGHT BACK LIKE ANYTHING'S CHANGED OR WILL EVER CHANGE spigot: I PUT THE DOG SHIT IN THE BALLOONS

spigot: I DON'T LIKE THE WAY GAY POLICEMEN HAVE ACCESS TO SEARCH WARRANTS

spigot: WELCOME TO WILD WILD CYBERSPACE spigot: PUNCHING YOUR THROAT pants: OUR RIGHTS ONLINE spigot: WHAT ABOUT GAY RIGHTS ONLINE spigot: GAY RIGHTS NOW pants: THEY MUST BE DEFENDED AT ALL COSTS spigot: GAY RIGHTS FOR EVERYONE spigot: GAY GAY GAY GYA GAY GAY $(*RG#(R)GJ spigot: URK pants: MAN DOWN

spigot: PISS spigot: HONK spigot: PISS spigot: HONK HONK spigot: PISS spigot: HONK HONK HONK HONK spigot: GAY SIGNALS pants: I SEE pants: ARE YOU A CRIP OR A BLOOD OR JUST A COCKSUCKER spigot: I

pants: BE GAY WITH ME NOW pants: HERE UNDER THE SINK pants: I WILL TIE A SPONGE TO THE PIPES SO WHEN YOU BANG YOUR HEAD IT HURTS LESS pants: PELEASE DO NOT EAT THE DISHWASHER DETERGENT pants: STOP PLAYING WITH THE ANT POISON AND PAY ATTENTION TO MY ATTENTIONABLES pants: LOVE ME HULRHLGHGLUHGLUHGULG pants: *BONK* OW OW OW pants: I SHOULD HAVE TIED THAT SPONGE UP THERE deuce: SEVEN WAYS FROM DONGDAY

net: GAY? pants: 500 OK

pants: GAYER THAN THOU deuce: PERHAPS deuce: PERHAPS NOT

pants: I AM GAYER THAN YOU SIR deuce: PROBABLY

pants: NO MATCH FOR "GAYNESS.ORG" deuce: HARD TO BELIEVE (THERE IS A LOT OF GAYNESS)

deuce: GAYS IN THE MILITARY deuce: I LIKE THAT PHRASE FOR SOME REASON pants: I LIKE THE FIRST PART OF IT BUT NOT THE REST OF THE STUFF

spigot: I CAN'T DECIDE IF I WANT GAYS IN THE CLERGY OR GAYS IN THE MILITARY!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: I SURE AS FUCK WANT THEM OUT OF MY /LESBIANS DIRECTORY

spigot: FAT GEEKS!!!! spigot: GEEKS IN SPACE!!!! spigot: GRRL GEEK PATROL!!!!!!! spigot: TRYING TO TAKE BACK OUR DIGNITY BY USING THE WORD GEEK spigot: SADLY THIS BUS STOP WAS DISABLED THREE WEEKS AGO spigot: NOBODY'S COMING TO PICK ME UP IN THE RAIN spigot: INTERACTIVE CLICKABLE SHOCKWAVE CYBERTOONS?!?!?! spigot: COMMANDER TACO AND HIS GAMER GRRLS FIGHTING PLANET MICROSLOTH?!?!?! spigot: CHOPPING MY DICK OFF, STUFFING IT IN MY MOUTH spigot: FINGERS AND TOES TOO spigot: THIS STUFF PRACTICALLY WRITES ITSELF pants: TELL ME MORE, $NAME

spigot: PROUD TO NOT KNOW WHAT ANTIHISTAMINE IS OR DOES

deuce: I'M GENERATION Z (BORN RIGHT NOW TO MORONS) pants: COOING AT THE NEW BABY

spigot: this gender reveal is just you doing poos on my face spigot: plus you're on a ladder so they really land with a plap spigot: . spigot: . spigot: . spigot: . spigot: . spigot: plap

pants: t deuce when is your gender-fluid steampunk dungeon crawler going to be released it seems like forever since your kickstarter finished deuce: never suckers MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA deuce: running away with all the diamonds deuce: also the dungeon crawler is not itself gender-fluid, the _characters_ in it are (jeez)

spigot: WHO ATE THREE CARTONS OF PEANUT BUTTER ICE CREAM AND TOOK A DUMP ON MY BEDSPREAD

deuce: blackouts for three weeks, riots, general chaos ensues

spigot: DEFINE "SLIGHTLY OVERWEIGHT" LADY spigot: WHEN YOU SAY YOU'RE SEEKING A "GENEROUS" MAN DOES THAT MEAN I CAN BE GENEROUS WITH MY PRICK OR spigot: OKAY YOU MEAN MONEY

spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO CHOOSE STOP FROM THE BLOWJOB MENU dick: WHY IS IT GREYED OUT?!!!! dick: PLEASE KEEP YOUR HANDS AND DONGS INSIDE THE CARS AT ALL TIMES spigot: WHEN YOU CHOKE ME I BONK MY HEAD AND HIT THE SINK AND THE EDIT MENU FLASHES BRIEFLY TO PROVIDE GENTLE VISUAL FEEDBACK TO THE USER dick: YEAH GREAT BUT WHERE'S MY CRACK spigot: PATIENT DUMPING

deuce: I LIKE TO GO TO SPRINKLES AND WHISPER THE SECRET WORD TO GET A CUPCAKE deuce: SOMEDAY I'LL GO TO MAGNOLIA IN NEW YORK CITY!!! deuce: I'LL BE JUST LIKE THE GIRLS FROM SEX IN THE CITY

spigot: THEY'RE ALL "HEY IT'S SPIGOT IN THE GEO" spigot: AND I'M LIKE "HEY LADIES" spigot: THEN IT'S OFF TO THE PORN SHOP AND THEN FRY'S, THEN HOME FOR DOPE AND BED

deuce: MY GEO METRO STOPPED RUNNING COULD SOMEONE TAKE A LOOK AT IT pants: I WANT TO BE YOUR EASTER BUNNY

deuce: GEOLOCATE MY DICK pants: WHAT DO I WIN IF I FIND IT deuce: MY DICK

deuce: I'M AN EN-DASH deuce: USE ME SPARINGLY pants: I'LL JUST WEAR HIS SKIN THEN deuce: WHO YA TALKIN' TO

pants: T DEUCE WILL BRINE SHRIMP SURVIVE THE VACUUM OF MY BUTTHOLE deuce: UNCLEAR pants: WELL GET A FUNNEL

spigot: ARE WE WORRIED BONEQUEST IS GETTING A LITTLE PHALLOCENTRIC pants: PULLED PORK spigot: A GOFUNDME TO EXECUTE AND BURY US ALL IN A MASS GRAVE

pants: YOU ARE EATING ALL THE TARMAC deuce: THAT IS THE ONLY WAY I WILL BECOME STRONG (THINKING IT'S SPINACH) pants: THE POOP DECK IS FULL AGAIN deuce: GET A MOP (DO NOT PEE ON IT) pants: I PROMISE NOTHING : This is a true story.

spigot: SQUIRRRRRRRRRRRRRHURRRRRRRDGLPKTH deuce: GET A MOP spigot: I'M REALLY OKAY!!!!!!! spigot: HURRRRRRR BROOM HANDLE IN MY ASS AND MOUTH

pants: HORMPTH HOMPTH MORE TYLENOL WITH CODEINE #3 PLEASE

spigot: SEVERE DONGS POUND MOUTH, ASS OF CENTRAL VALLEY pants: DOES NETIQUETTE NOT APPLY pants: BEING BEATEN, RAPED IN PUBLIC TOILET pants: PLEASE PEOPLE PLEASE deuce: WRITE A FAQ pants: HOW CAN I WITH ALL THE POKING AND JOSTLING

pants: XOXO pants: CQCQ pants: GET IT ON pants: HEY UH pants: COULD YOU KEEP AN EYE ON MY PISSBAG pants: MAKE SURE NOBODY STEALS IT pants: BUT ALSO MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T MOTOR AWAY ON ITS OWN

spigot: GET LAMP spigot: READ BACK OF LAMP spigot: PUT LAMP BACK ON BLOCKBUSTER SHELF

pants: VISITING THE SERRAMONTE CENTER MCDONALD'S, EXPOSING MYSELF spigot: GET ME A CHEESEBURGER WITHOUT MY WIFE KNOWING

spigot: T PANTS AM I GOING TO CRASH JERKCITY pants: T SPIGOT GET OFF MY BACK IT WAS THE CAT WHO SPILLED THE BONG

spigot: GOTTA WORK YOUR TRIS, YOUR DELTS, YOUR PLAPS pants: FLUSH THE COKE KAREN

spigot: I'M BECKY SUNSHINE spigot: NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME I BELIEVE SPIKE LEE IS TELLING ME TO GET ON THE BUS

spigot: NEXT STOP PLEASE spigot: DING DING DING DING spigot: PULLING THE CORD spigot: RIGHT HERE'S FINE spigot: IF YOU COULD JU

deuce: IT'S NOT WORKING AGAIN spigot: I WILL BE BABE THE PIG AND YOU CAN BE BABE THE BLUE OX spigot: HURMPH spigot: YOU ARE REALLY MAKIN BACON deuce: GET OUT

spigot: VERY QUIETLY, VERY SLOWLY, VERY EVENLY: GET OUT OF MY DATACENTER

deuce: IT'S HARD TO GET OUT THE STAINS OF SADNESS pants: SADNESS AND POO

spigot: GET ***OVER*** IT PEOPLE spigot: I'M BRENDAN EICH NOT BRENDAN DYKE spigot: (HANGS UP JAVASCRIPT PHONE)

spigot: HANDS UP WHO'S JIZZWORTHY spigot: T PANTS GET THAT HAND UP *BEEP* pants: T SPIGOT I CAN'T SEE

pants: DOUBLEGOODPLUS DICKS pants: XXLDOUBLEBADPLUS DICKS I CAN'T REACH (UNLESS I SIT UP) pants: ALWAYS GET THE MONEY FIRST pants: PANTS' THEME (SING IT LOUD) pants: NO SUCH THING AS (GAY) GHOSTS pants: NO SUCH THING AS (GAY) GHOSTS pants: FUCK IT pants: GO TO THE LIGHT MY ASS I'M GONNA SUCK ME SOME GHOST DICK

pants: I CAN'T POO UNLESS YOU PUNCH ME IN THE FACE pants: A-AND JACK ME OFF pants: YES IT'S NECESSARY

pants: get you some religion pants: should i drown all others pants: powers of deduction tell me i'm fat pants: killing one hundred Philistines deuce: murder the peasants pants: all those bodies

deuce: GET YOUR FINGERS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND SPEAK UP

spigot: HANDS UP WHO THINKS I'M PRETTY deuce: SHUT UP atandt: BLEAT spigot: GET YOUR FUCKING HAND UP THERE *BEEP*

deuce: AND THEY GIGGLED LIKE SCHOOLGIRLS AT THEIR JOCULARITY AND DRANK MILKSHAKES TOGETHER AND WENT HOME BEFORE 10 PM AND PLAYED TIDDLY WINKS AND RISK deuce: BILLY BATS CONQUERED ASIA ON TURN 5 BUT BUT MADE A PLAY FOR THE MIDDLE EAST WITHOUT PREPARING, SO JIMMY, HENRY, AND TOMMY UNITED AND ATTACKED HIM ON A TWO FRONT WAR AND TURNED THE TIDE deuce: INSTEAD OF CONQUERING HIM AND THEN TURNING ON EACH OTHER THEY ALL GOT TO ROUGH PARITY AND THEN DECIDED TO DECLARE A FOUR-WAY ALLIANCE AND END AS FRIENDS [FREEZE FRAME] IT WAS OUTTA RESPECT

spigot: hands up who's over his head

pants: ROBOT + COP = ???? spigot: GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF MY LAP

deuce: I'M STRANGLING BOTH OF YOU AND THEN HAVING SEX WITH YOUR CORPSES pants: WOO HOO

deuce: I'M CALLING MY LAWYER AND GETTING AN extradition ORDER FOR MY DICK deuce: IT'S IN SAN PAOLO RIGHT NOW

deuce: DRIPPING deuce: GETTING READY TO EAT YOU deuce: QUEER

pants: SOFT, GETTING SOFTER pants: GETTING SOFTER pants: SOFTER

deuce: I ATE THINGS net: ... net: I'M PLUPERFECT deuce: ... deuce: I'M CONJUGATING YOU net: ...

spigot: GETTING UP EARLY FOR AN ANAL CASTING CALL

spigot: CLOCK BONK BONK BONK BA-DONK BA-DONK BA-DONK HELLO DONK DONK DONK

pants: OOF OW pants: I AM ON THE BEING PUMMELED END OF THINGS HOO WAH AHULGHALUGHAG deuce: IT'S GETTING YOU GOOD pants: AND HOW

deuce: (QUIETLY OVER INTERCOM) GHLGAHLGAHGL DICKS

atandt: FUCKING SERIOUS spigot: MY STUPID LITTLE SUIT WHAT WAS I THINKING atandt: THERE IS A GHOST IN MY MAC spigot: THAT'S THE DESKTOP

spigot: PRETEND I'M A PAC MAN deuce: EAT A BLUE ENERGIZER AND SUCK ON MY (GHOST) NUTS pants: HOLY

(pants): YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO deuce: DO YOU EVER BEAT OFF AND THEN SHOUT I LIKE TO WHACK IT pants: NO I SHOUT GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSTBUSTERS deuce: SENATOR CLINTON THIS QUESTION IS FOR YOU pants: WHO YA GONNA CALL deuce: I LIKE TO WHACK IT

spigot: LET'S ALL GO OUT TO BRUNCH AND CELEBRATE WAKING UP GAY WITH A BIG STACK OF BUTTERY BUCKWHEAT FLAPJACKS AND A PUNCH TO THE MOUTH pants: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HINDQUARTERS deuce: JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME spigot: SHUT UP pants: T DEUCE SOMEBODY DID SOMETHING TO MY HINDQUARTERS deuce: WOW spigot: QUIT IT pants: WON'T YOU PLEASE BEAT ME OFF deuce: PUT THOSE THINGS AWAY (YOU'RE SCARING THE GROWN-UPS)

spigot: TURNS OUT I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: WAIT!!!!!!!! I DO spigot: NOPE, NOTHING TO SAY

spigot: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH spigot: HAUGHGUHAUGHLY spigot: HHGHGHHAP HUGGGLLGLHLAULLY

pants: I TOLD YOU TO HIDE THE PICTURE OF MY BONER spigot: THEY USED MY NUTS AS DICE

spigot: THERE'S A GIRAFFE IN MY PANTS spigot: FALSE ALARM

pants: GIRL THE WAY I FEEL ABOUT YOU pants: GIRL I JUST CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU pants: FEED ME COCKS OFF A CONVEYER BELT

spigot: GRABBING YOUR PENCIL BOX AND HURLING IT OUT THE WINDOW deuce: NOW THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR spigot: GRABBING YOUR STUPID JERKCITY LUNCHBOX AND DENTING IT deuce: I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL BITE THIS BENDY DOLL'S HEAD OFF deuce: PLAYING WITH THE SHOULDER-SNAPS ON YOUR STUPID WINDBREAKER spigot: BECOMING FRIENDS WITH YOU ONCE AGAIN AND ADDING YOU TO MY LINKS PAGE

spigot: GIRLS JIZZED UP spigot: PREFERABLY SITTING ON/AROUND A TOILET

spigot: girls who code spigot: it's obviously tinkle

pants: do u want to see nude pix of me doing nude things deuce: give examples first pants: uh you know like uh pants: using norton disk doctor deuce: hot

deuce: GO FUCK YOURSELF pants: TSK pants: LOVING IT pants: BARF ON IT pants: MAYBE GIVE IT A LITTLE KISS pants: FOR GOOD LUCK deuce: WHAT DID I JUST SAY

uncredited caveman: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SPIT SPIT COUGH GAHHHH inebriated crustacean: GIVE IT UP DUDE uncredited caveman: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BUH BRRRRRRRRR inebriated crustacean: DUDE DON'T MAKE GRUNTING NOISES YOU'LL ATTRACT GAY DALEKS uncredited caveman: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH HUH HUH GRRRR inebriated crustacean: NOW YOU'VE DONE IT uncredited dalek: HELLO, WORLD

deuce: GIVE ME BACK MY GODDAMN PURSE I'M GETTING ANGRY NOW pants: THANK YOU pants: OWWWWWWWWWWWW deuce: I WOULD PREFER YOU RETURNING MY UNDERWEAR, AS WELL pants: MY FACE

deuce: ALSO CAN WE AGREE THAT SPAGHETTI IS NOT SPELLED WITH A Q deuce: I MEAN GIVE ME THAT AT LEAST

pants: LITTLE BABY JESUS pants: HEAR MY PLEA pants: HULGAHLGUHLAHLAHLG deuce: T JESUS IT'S A TRICK deuce: HE JUST WANTS MORE DONGS FOR CHRISTMAS pants: SHUT UP SHUT UP pants: DON'T QUEER THE DEAL AND I'LL SLIDE YOU SOME DONGS SIDEWISE pants: T JESUS HELLO ??? deuce: BITTE NICHT FRAU PANTS pants: HE HUNG UP deuce: YOU TALENTLESS FAT FUCK deuce: YOU ARE RUINING CHRISTMAS FOR EVERYONE pants: HUGALUGAH

pants: YOU POOR MISPLACED DONGS (HUDDLED MASSES) deuce: I HATE AMERICA pants: INTEL INSIDE !!!!!!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY HAVE A LOOK-SEE deuce: CROWDING, PUSHING pants: DUCKING, SHOVING

deuce: OKAY THE LEAGUE OF NATIONS JUST KICKED ME OUT

pants: YOU'RE GIVING FEEDBACK ON A NEW VERSION OF CHATGPT !!! pants: RESPONSE 1: :HANKEY: :TOILET: pants: RESPONSE 2: 🍆 💦 deuce: A HOLLOW VOICE SAYS, "CUM."

pants: WHEN I SUCK THEM OFF THEY GRUNT AND GO MUHHHHH BUHHH DUHHHH INSTEAD OF "OH YEAH BABY COME ON" OR "YOU'RE THE BEST" OR "HURRY UP THE BUS IS COMING" deuce: I DON'T WANT TO BE PART OF THIS CONVERSATION ANYMORE pants: ALSO THEY DON'T SPURT LIKE YOU AND ME IT'S MORE OF A (HEAD CHOPPED OFF)

spigot: GIVING UP spigot: GIVING UP spigot: REALLY GIVING UP deuce: HOLD ME AND WE SHALL CONSUMMATE OUR RELATIONSHIP

spigot: GIVING UP spigot: GIVING UP spigot: REALLY GIVING UP deuce: HOLD ME AND WE SHALL CONSUMMATE OUR RELATIONSHIP

pants: OW OW THERE IS A MOUSE CURSOR IN MY EYE

deuce: I WAS JUST MOVING SHIT AROUND SMACKED TWO SOY SAUCE BOTTLES INTO EACH OTHER AND MADE AN IMPRESSIVE GLASS-AND-SOY SAUCE MESS ALL OVER EVERYTHING

spigot: are you sure i can't dunk my dong in glitter and deep fry it in beer batter

spigot: ARE YOU STILL BEATING OFF WITH PETROLEUM-BASED FOSSIL FUELS