spigot: FOLKS A HAM RADIO OPERATOR IN SAN ANSELMO JUST ADMITTED TO FEELING .. spigot: .. AND I QUOTE .. spigot: "A LITTLE CHATTY" spigot: ALSO 2HR 35 MIN REMAINING ON MY PORN TORRENT

pants: JOHN ASHCROFT NEEDS A HANDJOB pants: AND I KNOW JUST THE MAN FOR THE JOB pants: I'M GOING TO WORK YOUR GODDAMN DICK MISTER MAN pants: YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST pants: AS I DO MY THING YOU'RE GOING TO STUTTER AND BLINK pants: BUH HUB BUH FABULOUS I'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE BUH pants: MAYBE ONCE OR TWICE AT CAMP HUHHHHH MMM pants: AND THE YMCA HUFF HUFF HUFF pants: LATER HE WILL BE CURIOUS ABOUT THE USE OF THE MOUTH pants: I WILL SHOW HIM THE WAYS OF THE WORLD pants: CAN I GET PAID NOW hanford: GET OFF MY STAGE IF YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING

pants: I SUGGEST A HARD RESET (RE: HITTING ME HARD IN THE FACE)

pants: do women have dicks or is that just dudes deuce: mostly pants: is it a hard rule or are we talking notable exceptions deuce: unclear

ozone: (EV1): UNIT 0, REVISION 3. deuce: COCKS ??? ozone: DICKS !!! deuce: WE'RE IN AGREEMENT THEN

pants: IT'S A HEAVY GRIFT pants: HOW TO GET HOLD OF THAT DICK pants: THIS WILL REQUIRE A CLEVER PLAN

spigot: HINT: I'M SUCKING YOU RIGHT NOW (LOOK DOWN) spigot: SURPRISE spigot: AND JUST LIKE THAT HE WAS GONE

pants: I AM A HEN pants: BUK BUK deuce: T PANTS THAT'S A DUCK pants: BUK

pants: SCARED pants: OH WHAT THE HELL pants: HAW HAWHAWH AWIH LAFIALFDH AILFSH DICKS

pants: HURRRRRRRRR SUCKING DICKS THROUGH A HOLE IN A HOLLOW LOG

deuce: A HOLLOW VOICE SAYS "COCKS" pants: FOLLOWED BY A SERIES OF OTHER LOW HOLLOW VOICES: "SURE" "YUP" "I'LL TAKE TWO" "MMMMM"

deuce: Jesus Christ why did I get up before 7 pants: it's cold and stupid out deuce: a horrible hellscape

pants: THE WEB IS A HORRIBLE INHOSPITABLE PLACE deuce: IT IS pants: WHY DIDN'T WE STOP AT GOPHER

pants: MY ROD AND MY STAFF deuce: FROM YOUR LIPS TO DOG [SIC] pants: IT'S A FOOT FETISH NOT A FEET FETISH, PLEASE PAY ATTENTION deuce: FOR WHOM THE DONG TOLLS deuce: YOU CAN LEAD A HORSE TO WATER, BUT YOU CAN'T SUCK A DICK

deuce: MY DICK HAS A HUGE BEND IN IT AFTER THE DOOR SLAMMING INCIDENT

deuce: NEXT PARTY: EVERYONE DOES ECSTASY AND HANGS OUT, ENDS UP IN A HUGE, DISGUSTING ORGY effigy: I WILL BRING VIAGRA spigot: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR FROM EITHER OF YOU EVER AGAIN

spigot: FOLKS THE SUN'S ATMOSPHERE HAS EXPANDED TO ENGULF AND DESTROY MERCURY AND VENUS!!!!!!! CAN WE PLEASE START WORKING ON A HUGE SPACESHIP??????? spigot: THE OCEANS ARE BOILING AND THE SKY IS A DEEP RED AND EVERYONE'S COMPLAINING!!!!!!!!!!!! DOES ANYONE HAVE EPISODE 1 OF FELICITY ON TAPE spigot: PEOPLE ARE COLLAPSING AND MELTING INTO THE SIDEWALK!!!!!! BUILDINGS ARE BEING UPROOTED BY HUGE BUBBLING BURSTS OF LAVA AND VOLCANIC SMOKE!!!!!!!!! HOPEFULLY KINKO'S WILL BE OPEN SO I CAN FINISH MY ZINE!!!!!!!!!!

spigot: MMR URF I'M A HUMAN BEAT BOX DON'T COPY THAT FLOPPY HURR HIP BIP

pants: OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT, "SUNDAY" deuce: GLHGAHGA

pants: A JERKCITY TRIBUTE TO THE LESS IMPORTANT CHARACTERS STARRING MOST OF THEM spigot: YAY pants: I MEAN TO SAY THE ONES THAT ARE LESS FUNNY OR WHATEVER IS LESS INSULTING spigot: JUST TRY TO BE QUIET pants: I AM SO SORRY FOR THE TROUBLE I CAUSED spigot: A WHAT

spigot: I'M KIND OF A TOILET deuce: T SPIGOT ON MY WAY

pants: I PISS IN THE GARDEN pants: IT'S THE ONLY PISS THOSE POOR PLANTS GET!!! GIVE ME A BREAK pants: I'M JUST TRYING TO DO RIGHT BY THE FOLIAGE (PRONOUNCED WRONG) pants: IT'S A KNOWN FACT: PLANTS NEED PISS

net: I'M GOING TO PUT UP WEB PAGES ABOUT HOW I'M REALLY EVERY GIRL'S DREAM GUY BUT THEY ALL JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS net: THEN I WILL SIT AT HOME AND CONTEMPLATE WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO TOUCH A BREAST net: I THINK I HAVE A PRETTY GOOD SIMULATION WITH THIS BIKE HELMET

deuce: THAT DIARRHEA BLAST WAS SO POWERFUL IT STUCK TO THE SIDE OF THE BOWL EVEN THOUGH IT WAS BELOW THE WATER LEVEL AFTER FLUSHING deuce: ALSO I NEARLY SHIT MYSELF BUT NOT QUITE!!! deuce: HANG ME FROM THE LAMPPOSTS AS AN EXAMPLE TO OTHERS

pants: DOMESTIC TERRORISM AT THE US CAPITOL THREATENED DEMOCRACY deuce: AND WE DENOUNCE IT deuce: IN THESE TRYING TIMES WE'D LIKE TO TAKE A STAND ON ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT YET DIVISIVE ISSUES OF OUR TIME pants: BURGER KING’S DELICIOUS ALL BEEF FLAME BROILED WHOPPER deuce: THE $3 SNACK BOX INCLUDES 10 PC NUGGETS, 1 MED FRIES, 1 CHEESEBURGER, 1 SMALL SOFT DRINK deuce: EVERY DAY, MORE THAN 11 MILLION GUESTS VISIT BURGER KING® RESTAURANTS AROUND THE WORLD pants: BONEQUEST WOULD LIKE TO SALUTE OUR HEROES, OR WHOEVER STUCK AN ONION RING IN THE FRIES BECAUSE FUCK YEAH THAT’S THE BEST deuce: BURGER KING pants: HOME OF THE WHOPPER®

pants: DEAR MISTER CUBE deuce: YOU ARE ANGRY ABOUT SOMETHING pants: I AM WRITING TO INQUIRE ABOUT THE HEALTH BENEFITS OF SMALL OR MEDIUM SIZED DICKS IN MY ASS deuce: LOVE, PANTS pants: P.S. I LIKE POO

pants: I'M A LITTLE BIT CUNTY deuce: AND I'M A LITTLE BIT COCK AND BALL

spigot: may i be honest with you deuce: uh oh spigot: it feels like it might be for fags a little bit spigot: a little bit for fags

pants: DOWNLOAD ME pants: I'LL LIVE ON YOUR DESKTOP FOREVER pants: A LITTLE HOUSE IN THE WOODS pants: PASSERS BY CAN SEE LAMPLIGHT THROUGH THE LONE WINDOW: "HE MUST BE SO LONELY" pants: BEATING OFF IN A FRENZY

pants: why don't you beat me off jazz-style (free form but not out of bounds) deuce: what about blues-style or even swing-style pants: seems a little kitchy

deuce: JJJJJJJJJJJJJJ spigot: A LITTLE MORE J AND A LOT LESS O spigot: ACTUALLY LET'S TRY TO EQUALIZE THE J WITH THE O deuce: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO spigot: WAY WAY TOO MUCH O

net: FROM EACH ACCORDING TO HIS DONG TO EACH ACCORDING TO HIS MOUTH HOLE deuce: I BELIEVE THE ORIGINAL PHRASE FROM MARX IS "RAPE HOLE" pants: A LITTLE BOURGEOISIE, A LITTLE MUSTARD, SOME RYE BREAD

deuce: T PANTS I THINK WE TOOK THE "I'M GOING TO SUCK YOUR DICK" GAME TOO FAR pants: T DEUCE IF WE HADN'T BEEN DRINKING THE WHOLE "LET'S PRETEND I'M A GIRL" THING MIGHT NOT HAVE HAPPENED deuce: T PANTS LOOK HOW MANY TIMES CAN I SAY I'M SORRY I HONESTLY THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID SO I WENT FOR IT pants: T DEUCE IF I WASN'T SO STONED MAYBE I WOULDN'T HAVE SUCKED ALL THE DICKS IN THE ROOM TWICE deuce: T PANTS MY COUNT IT WAS A LITTLE OVER THREE TIMES AROUND THE ROOM

pants: WANG WANG WANG WANG! WANG! WANG! pants: COME ON PEOPLE spigot: WANG WUH WUH pants: YOU LOOK EXHAUSTED spigot: I'M A LITTLE PUFFY J/K!!!!!!!!!! WANG WANG WANG WANG WANG

deuce: I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED ABOUT THIS WHOLE SENDMAIL THING spigot: A LITTLE SICK OF POPTARTS deuce: I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY YOU SURE ATE ENOUGH spigot: ONE MORE BOX OF APPLE JACKS AND THEN THAT'S PROBABLY ENOUGH spigot: ARE YOU JENNA JAMESON BECAUSE I AM SERIOUSLY STIFF deuce: I SWEAR I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO LEGAL OBLIGATION TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION

spigot: I THINK IF ***JACK NICHOLSON*** spigot: WAS PRESIDENT PLUMPF spigot: IT WOULD SOUND A LITTLE SOMETHING . . . . . . . . . . . LIKE THIS: spigot: YOU HAVE 0 FREE ARTICLES LEFT THIS MONTH spigot: YOU OBVIOUSLY LOVE GREAT JERK CITY COMICS.

deuce: you're a national treasure pants: does god love me deuce: he's sort of indifferent deuce: but not really hostile deuce: just a little tired of your shit pants: who wouldn't be

atandt: DID SOMEONE SAY FOOD deuce: SHUT UP ALREADY atandt: I FEEL UNLOVED deuce: AND PROBABLY A LITTLE UNINTERESTING atandt: THAT TOO

spigot: LARPING AS A RAPIST spigot: IF ABRAHAM LINCOLN WERE ALIVE TODAY HE COULD MAKE A LOG CABIN OUT OF TWIX spigot: AND KEEP VICODINS IN HIS HAT

net: I'D LIKE YOU TO GRAB ME ABOUT THE NUTSACK TO GET A GOOD FEEL FOR JUST HOW GAY I AM pants: HMM THIS WILL REQUIRE A LONG SERIES OF PROBING AND SUCKING net: OR JUST A GOOD FEEL pants: MUCH LIKE THE MOON LANDING (FAKED) net: PLEASE DO NOT FAKE THE SUCKING

deuce: RUBBING THE NUTS (TO MAKE FIRE)

: UNITED COLORS OF GAY first virus: HELLO - I AM THE AIDS VIRUS. PLEASE GET US OUT OF HERE THIS GUY IS TOO *GAY* second virus: YEAH WHAT HE SAID HUGALUGALUGH COCKS : ĝi estas finfina

(pants): PENIS PUMP(S) deuce: ONE OR MORE PENIS PUMPS deuce: PROBABLY MORE (deuce): A LOT MORE

deuce: I'D FEEL A LOT MORE COMFORTABLE ABOUT BEING HERE IF YOU GUYS WERE FUNNIER spigot: COCKS AND NUTS PRODDING ME THROUGH ADOLESCENCE

spigot: MY VOICE IS CHANGING PEOPLE BUT I'M STILL GAY spigot: COCKS AND NUTS PRODDING ME THROUGH ADOLESCENCE deuce: I'D FEEL A LOT MORE COMFORTABLE ABOUT BEING HERE IF YOU GUYS WERE FUNNIER

pants: i was thinking about drowning myself but i can't do it alone pants: need you to stand on my neck pants: also gonna need a lot of piss pants: i'll get the u-haul and you start lugging jugs down to the first floor pants: we're gonna do this deuce: this sounds like a lot of work pants: but think of the ratings

spigot: IS ANYONE HERE TALKING ABOUT PRICKS?????? pants: NO spigot: I HAVE A LOT TO CONTRIBUTE

deuce: PEE HOLE (THAT'S ME) atandt: POO HOLE (ALSO YOU) deuce: YOU HAVE A LOT TO LEARN ABOUT ANATOMY SON

pants: BLOWING DUDES IS THIRSTY WORK deuce: EWWWWWWW

spigot: SOMEONE NEEDS THE NIGHTTIME SNIFFLING SNEEZING COUGHING ACHING WHEEZING STUFFY-HEAD FEVER SO YOU CAN SUCK A DICK MEDICINE

dick: IF THEY CAN PUT A MAN ON THE MOON YOU CAN SURE AS HECK QUIT RAPING ME deuce: DAS BOOT

pants: HOW CAN WE KEEP GAYS LIKE ME OFF SOCIAL MEDIA pants: WHY YES I WILL HAVE A CAN OF ICED COFFEE THAT WILL KEEP ME UP UNTIL 2 AM pants: RAVE WHISTLE.WAV pants: NEED KNOW INFO: IS MAKING FUN OF A GROWN MAN'S FANNYPACK (MINE) STOLEN VALOR OR CANCEL CULTURE

deuce: I BURPED deuce: DO YOU FORGIVE ME pants: NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN :MANS_SHOE:

pants: MY FIST pants: YOUR CUNT pants: FIGHT THE POWER

pants: I DON'T SEE WHY WE CAN'T BUILD OUR OWN MOLEST VICTIM

spigot: i would get a medium-to-large plush minion, stuff it down the toilet, then take a day off work while an expensive plumber describes the problem

spigot: STANDING ON A CHAIR AND BEATING OFF, HOPING THE VIBRATIONS RESONATE THROUGH OUR INTERGALACTIC COMMUNITY AND BROADCAST A MESSAGE TO GAY ALIENS (OR AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM "MEXICANS") deuce: NO I THINK YOU'RE THINKING OF THE EUROPEANS (ANYONE FROM EUROPE REALLY) spigot: I THINK I KNOW HOW TO REFER TO THE COCKS I SUCK THANK YOU VERY FUCKING MUCH spigot: (TURNING AROUND AND ERASING SOMETHING IN A NOTEBOOK, SCRIBBLING IN WHATEVER YOU SAID)

pants: FROGS LIKE FROG FOOD

atandt: ARE WE ALL MET? ozone: PAT, PAT: AND HERE'S A MARVELLOUS CONVENIENT PLACE FOR OUR REHEARSAL. THIS GREEN PLOT SHALL BE OUR STAGE, THIS HAWTHORN-BRAKE OUR TIRING-HOUSE; AND WE WILL DO IT IN ACTION AS WE WILL DO IT BEFORE THE DUKE atandt: PETER QUINCE,-- atandt: THERE ARE THINGS IN THIS COMEDY OF PYRAMUS AND THISBY THAT WILL NEVER PLEASE. FIRST, PYRAMUS MUST DRAW A SWORD TO KILL HIMSELF; WHICH THE LADIES CANNOT ABIDE. HOW ANSWER YOU THAT? net: BY'R LAKIN, A PARLOUS FEAR.

ozone: BY'R LAKIN, A PARLOUS FEAR. net: WELL, WE WILL HAVE SUCH A PROLOGUE; AND IT SHALL BE WRITTEN IN EIGHT AND SIX atandt: NOT A WHIT: I HAVE A DEVICE TO MAKE ALL WELL. WRITE ME A PROLOGUE; AND LET THE PROLOGUE SEEM TO SAY, WE WILL DO NO HARM WITH OUR SWORDS, AND THAT PYRAMUS IS NOT KILLED INDEED; atandt: AND, FOR THE MORE BETTER ASSURANCE, TELL THEM THAT I, PYRAMUS, AM NOT PYRAMUS, BUT BOTTOM THE WEAVER: THIS WILL PUT THEM OUT OF FEAR.

net: WELL, WE WILL HAVE SUCH A PROLOGUE; AND IT SHALL BE written: EIGHT AND SIX atandt: NO, MAKE IT TWO MORE; LET IT BE WRITTEN IN EIGHT AND EIGHT ozone: WILL NOT THE LADIES BE AFEARD OF THE LION? pants: I FEAR IT, I PROMISE YOU atandt: MASTERS, YOU OUGHT TO CONSIDER WITH YOURSELVES: TO BRING IN -- GOD SHIELD US! -- A LION AMONG LADIES, IS A MOST DREADFUL THING; atandt: FOR THERE IS NOT A MORE FEARFUL WILD-FOWL THAN YOUR LION LIVING; AND WE OUGHT TO LOOK TO 'T ozone: THEREFORE ANOTHER PROLOGUE MUST TELL HE IS NOT A LION

pants: do girls have wieners or is that a military industrial complex thing pants: eisenhower warned us about traps deuce: ja ja, dick und balls

deuce: COULD LISA SIMPSON NOT SING PLEASE

spigot: FOLKS CAN WE HAVE JUST A MOMENT FOR HARVEY MILK AND FORMER GOVERNOR MOSCONE spigot: HGLAUGHALUTGHALU spigot: THLTHLTH spigot: GLKGLKGLKGKLG spigot: JEAN CHARLES YOU FOOL YOU HAVE LEFT GAY VOICEMAIL TO THE ENTIRE COMPANY

pants: 4:00 PM COFFEEDRINK pants: I'M ON A NEED TO KNOW BASIS!!!!!!!!! AND I NEEDS TO KNOW!!!!!!!!! SHOW ME YOUR COCK pants: WHY AM I TYPING THESE HORRIBLE THINGS

: OH BIONIC WEDNESDAY WE HARDLY KNEW YE

deuce: COULD WE PLEASE HAVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR MY BONER : DEUCE SNIFFLES QUIETLY deuce: THANK YOU LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

spigot: A SOMBER MOMENT OF SILENCE spigot: HEY EVERYONE!! HEIL HITLER!! DICKS!!! spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE spigot: PSYCHE!!! DICKS DICKS DICKS!!!!! spigot: MULLETS!!!!

spigot: a moment of silence for the heat death of the visible universe

pants: HUGALUGAHUGAGAHULAHGLUHAULGHLHAG pants: BLAGHLUABLALUGBLAGLGAHULBAGHLUGAHULAHLAGHBLALGUHAG pants: HALUBGALUGHLBAGLHUBAGAGHALUALUGBAG pants: LGAUHGLBAGBLUABLAGULABGALGUHALBGLUBAG pants: BULAGBALGBHALUGHALUHGVBALGBLAG pants: PFFT PFFFFFT CAT HAIR PFFFT pants: LUGHBALAULGBLAGHULBAGLUBAGLHUALHALG

net: IT'S A MORAL DILEMMA net: ALSO A BABY PUMPING LEMMA deuce: PARSE ERROR BEFORE LEMMA

atandt: A TRAIL OF CORN atandt: HMM THE PROVERBIAL MYSTERY OH TO FOLLOW THE PATH LESS -- pants: I'M GOING TO SUCK YOUR COCK UNTIL YOU'RE BLUE IN THE FACE AND I'M NOT HUNGRY ANYMORE

pants: JERKCITY IS BOTH EDUCATIONAL AND ENTERTAINING pants: DRUGS HELP US PLAY deuce: I CALL IT EDUTAINMENT

deuce: I LIKE THIS WORD: EGGERY deuce: ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S IN COMIC SANS BUT EVEN WITHOUT THAT deuce: SAY IT WITH ME: EGGERY

effigy: CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE,MEET ASS deuce: AND THUSLY A NEWALLIANCE WAS FORGED

pants: LET'S GET READY TO DIZZY pants: DID YOU SAY A VISCERA MUSICAL pants: NOW WE CAN GET IT ON pants: OH BABY pants: OH DARLING pants: >>>SEXUAL<<< pants: MISTAKING YOU FOR DINNER ON PURPOSE pants: STAY IN YOUR HOMES

pants: a new prime number???????? i bet it's 17

pants: WILLING TO BE GAY, TO PAY EXTRA TO BE EXTRA GAY pants: BUT NOT WILLING TO PAY EXTRA AND ONLY GET GAY pants: JACKING OFF, JACKING UP AND DOWN AND OUT THE DOOR AND DOWN THE BLOCK pants: FOR CIGARETTES, DICKLICKING pants: MOSTLY DICKLICKING AS I DO NOT SMOKE pants: THEN AGAIN MAYBE SOME DICKLICKING pants: WHO REALLY KNOWS pants: SCOTLAND YARD CALLED, THEY NEED DICK pants: SO DID ONE POLICE PLAZA AND THE LAPD pants: MULTIPLE ORDERS OF deuce: IF YOU WOULD JUST SHUT UP FOR TEN SECONDS I COULD SPURT THIS LOAD ALL OVER YOUR DUMB FAT FACE

: SPURTY FROG!!! : WHY YOU NO BINHEX?!? pants: SOMEBODY TELL ROTTEN STAFF DUDER THAT HE LEFT HIS BONG HERE atandt: YOU BE FREDO AND I'LL BE THE FISHING BOAT pants: CLAP LOUDER??????????? atandt: I CAN HANDLE THINGS! I'M SMART! : pants > COCKS : to pants -> COCKS (19:04) pants: YAMS ARE PEOPLE TOO atandt: MY OFFER IS THIS: NOTHING

deuce: WANG COMPUTERS pants: EATING THE HOLY KORAN ??? spigot: I DON'T KNOW WHAT "CREME DE LA FACE" IS ALL ABOUT BUT I'M CROSSING THE STREET

atandt: CAN WE HAVE A NORMAL CONVERSATION deuce: I SUPPOSE atandt: HOW ARE YOU deuce: I'M ALL RIGHT atandt: GOOD GOOD, ME TOO deuce: WANT TO SUCK MY COCK

pants: INEZ LIKES BIRD

pants: I DON'T CARE TO CLICK ON THINGS pants: THEY CAN CHECK IN WITH ME IF THEY WANT SOMETHING

spigot: WITH MY ZOOM LENS I CAN SEE SOMEONE HAS THROWN AWAY A PERFECTLY GOOD COPY OF ANNIE AND THE MAGIC DILDO spigot: I HOPE SHE FINDS WHATEVER IT IS SHE'S LOOKING FOR spigot: THE REAL MAGIC WAS IN HER REAR END THE WHOLE TIME

deuce: YOU KNOW WHAT'S WORSE THAN A PERSISTENT RECRUITER??? A PERSISTENT RECRUITER WHO THINKS HE'S A COMEDIAN

spigot: I UPLOADED A PICTURE OF MY BREAKFAST pants: CAN I SEE???? spigot: (VOMITS)

pants: HOW LONG IS A PIECE OF STRING (TIED AROUND MY WIENER WITH THE OTHER END TIED TO THE DOOR KNOB ) deuce: IF YOU'RE TYING ONE END OF THE STRING TO YOUR WANG AND THE OTHER TO A DOORKNOB ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL YOUR WIENER OFF AS IF IT'S A BAD TOOTH deuce: PLEASE GIVE ME A CALL BACK AT 555 UP YOUR FAT ASS

pants: I'M GONNA GET A PIECE OF THAT deuce: SIR I ONLY GIVE IT UP TO THOSE WORTHY pants: I GOT MONEY deuce: I CHARGE AT LEAST 10 CENTS pants: HOLD ON deuce: PRICE IS UP TO 15 CENTS pants: I HAVE 7 pants: WAIT pants: 6 deuce: OKAY BACK DOWN TO 10 CENTS pants: WHAT IF I SPURT WHILE WE DICKER deuce: LOOK I'M JUST THE CLERK BEHIND THE COUNTER I CAN'T MAKE POLICY

deuce: HOLY FUCKING SHIT I AM TIRED pants: IS THIS A GOOD TIME TO ASK YOU FOR A PIGGYBACK RIDE TO CHINATOWN pants: SO SERIOUSLY DO YOU MIND IF I STOP DROP AND JACK IT deuce: STOP ASKING FOR PERMISSION FOR THINGS YOU'RE GOING TO JUST DO ANYWAY

(spigot): PEOPLE NEED TO UNDERSTAND THAT COMEDY FREQUENTLY COMES FROM A PLACE OF DEEP AND PROFOUND PAIN RIGHT HERE IN MY DONG AREA

pants: CAVE JOHNSON HERE pants: I'M GAY FOR BI deuce: THIS PLACE IS NOT A PLACE OF HONOR. spigot: I KNOW WHERE THAT QUOTE LIVES BUT I CAN STILL IMAGINE WORF IN A DRESS SAYING IT TO Q

pants: let's make the stall a place of silent reflection from now on

pants: JACK ME OFF deuce: N pants: PLZ deuce: NN

spigot: when people are at a party drinking wine in a box i take it out of the box so they have to refill their glasses by squeezing a plastic bag of hospital urine

spigot: HERE'S A PLATE OF FUCKING FIGS WE CAN ALL SHARE

spigot: STALKING AND KILLING WHOEVER DREAMED UP PORN MODELS PAINTED UP WITH CLOWN FACES AND CIRCUS MOTIFS pants: STARTING TO THINK THAT A REAL HUSTLER PHOTOGRAPHER WOULDN'T BE NAKED ALSO

dick: GLORIOUS ORGAN dick: NEAR PERFECT DICK dick: FONDLING ORPHANS dick: QUITE A NEAT TRICK dick: THANK YOU

pants: IT SEEMS LIKE A POINTLESS ACT WITHOUT THE ASPHYXIATION

pants: PLEASE CHOKE ME deuce: SCHEDULING AN APPOINTMENT AT THE BIO-REPURPOSING VATS ON YOUR BEHALF

: SPIGOT APPEARS IN A POOFY CLOUD OF GAY FATNESS spigot: I DON'T UNDERSTAND spigot: YOU'VE ALL BEEN IDLE FOR HALF AN HOUR BUT ALL THE STALLS ARE EMPTY