pants: THIS PLASTIC PRISON CANNOT HOLD ME FOREVER CHARLES deuce: :WOMAN_SHRUGGING:

spigot: SO LET'S ALL GO TO THE MOON AND LICK DICK!!! RIGHT THIS WAY !!! pants: FOLLOWING deuce: YOU KEEP SAYING WE'LL GO TO THE MOON BUT IT NEVER HAPPENS deuce: QUITE FRANKLY I DON'T THINK HUMANKIND (ESPECIALLY FAGS) WILL EVER LEAVE THE ATMOSPHERE pants: THIS AREA IS WHITE AND SPACELIKE BUT IT IS CLEARLY THE JOHN AND NOT THE LUNAR LANDSCAPE YOU PROMISED spigot: HIT SPACE TO THRUST

deuce: WHY ARE THE RUSSIANS AND UKRAINIANS FIGHTING OVER MY DONG deuce: SEE THIS JOKE WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNIER IN 2014

atandt: PORN STAR ASIA CARRERA WRITES: "BOY, THAT CARTOON ABOUT ME WAS HYSTERICAL. YOU GUYS SHOULD GET A JOB WITH ROSANNE. THEN YOU CAN ALL BE NOT FUNNY TOGETHER... " atandt: THANKS FOR THE LETTER LADY atandt: NEXT TIME ATTACH SOME JPEGS, IT IS DIFFICULT BEATING OFF TO ASCII pants: WAIT WAIT ASK HER IF SHE RUNS LINUX

pants: COULD YOU PLEASE TYPE "MAKE" IN THE QUEUE DIRECTORY OR SHOULD I JUST SUCK COCK FOR UNDER TEN MINUTES

spigot: FRONT DESK PEOPLE AT THE SF HILTON MAKE $11.94 AN HOUR (STARTING) deuce: FFFFFF deuce: T SPIGOT HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THIS SIR spigot: DON'T KNOW (HANGING UP NOW) deuce: FFFFFFF spigot: T DEUCE F KEY'S BROKEN

deuce: NOBODY MAKE A PASS AT ME net: HUNGRY OVER HERE

spigot: WHY HAS PANTS BEEN IDLE FOR 650 MINUTES??????? spigot: WHEN HE KNOWS I HAVE A SOUVENIR FOR HIM FROM THE GAY PRIDE PARADE!!!! spigot: THE PUNCHLINE IS: SOMETIMES YOU MAKE A SPLASH AND HIT A SEAL

atandt: PERHAPS BONGHITS WILL FIX MY MAKEFILE

pants: T DEUCE HOW DO WE HARNESS THE POWER OF 3-D PRINTING WHILE PROTECTING OURSELVES FROM ITS DARK SIDE deuce: MAKE GUNS AND THEN SHOOT OURSELVES WITH THEM deuce: BUT MAKE COFFINS FIRST??? deuce: WRITE BACK

spigot: SO ARE WE GOING TO THE ANTARCTIC GLACIER CONFERENCE OR NOT spigot: HURMPH OW spigot: JESUS GURRRRRRRHURG THIS IS NOT MANAGED CARE

spigot: I'M A 19-YEAR-OLD JOCK AND I LOVE TO SUCK COCK! E-MAIL ME NOW! deuce: WHY DON'T YOU MAKE ME!!!!!! spigot: OW GOD THE CROQUET MALLET deuce: SHOWING ME ABOUT LIFE deuce: COMMA LOVE SEMICOLON PAIN EXCLAMATION POINT net: HEART DONG

pants: ANY KIND OF DICK WILL DO BUT I PREFER TO CHOMP AND CHEW ON THE NORTHERN AMERICAN VARIETY FOR VARIOUS REASONS / CONDITIONS pants: SERIOUSLY IF YOU COULD JUST FORM A LINE TO THE LEFT OF THE URINALS I'LL GET TO BUSINESS pants: I AM WILLING TO SIGN ANYTHING YOU PUT IN FRONT OF ME JUST MAKE ME CHOKE IN RECORD TIME

spigot: PROSPERO'S BALLS deuce: JUMPIN' JEHOSEPHAT spigot: GET OUT deuce: MAKE ME

pants: BIG MAC spigot: ALL THIS TALK ABOUT FOOD HAS MADE ME GAY spigot: GAY FOR DICK

pants: i would put u up my butt and leave u there pants: u would be safe living my butt i would care for u pants: build a house and make a family and live life as u see fit (in my butt) pants: if u want i can take u out and piss on u sometimes pants: u and i will grow old 2gether

spigot: MAKE SURE TO GET A SHOT OF MY HUGE BOOBS!!!!!!!!! spigot: BOYS!!!!!!!!!! RIGHT HERE!!!!!!!!! DO YOU LIKE ***BOOBS****?!?!?!?!!? spigot: MACHINE GUN SOUNDS

spigot: HONK MY DICK LIKE A HORN spigot: SERIOUSLY MAKE THE NOISE OR I CAN'T EJACULATE

pants: SHIT SANDWICH deuce: MAKE TWO

pants: I'M A WET BALL deuce: HELLO, WET BALL pants: HEY deuce: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING, WET BALL pants: I'M A DIPSWITCH

pants: BLAST ME WITH PISS deuce: WHY YOU'LL JUST FUCKING WASTE IT LIKE USUAL pants: BLESS ME WITH PISS deuce: VERY WELL pants: LET'S GO TO OLD NAVY AND WALK AROUND AND HOLD HANDS SO THE WORLD CAN SEE OUR LOVE BUT FIRST MAKE WITH THE PISS deuce: YOU'RE THE GIRL WALK BEHIND

spigot: YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN HOURS pants: MY OFFICE CAN BE MY CAR!!! spigot: KEEP ALL OF YOUR TIPS*

pants: SUMMER BEARD pants: MAKES ME FEEL FINE pants: BLOWIN' THROUGH THE JASMINE IN MY MIND

DEUCE: UHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH RASTERIZING CORN

spigot: MAKING SHIT UP IS 100X MORE SATISFYING THAN MAKING SHIT WORK

deuce: WHACKING YOU OFF pants: BEING WACKED OFF deuce: 10-4 OVER

pants: ARE WE THE JERKCITY PLAYERS OR JUST COMMON FAGS spigot: SIR I AM VERY CLEARLY SLIDING THE $10 BETWEEN THE STALL WALLS pants: RETURNING A FIVE AND FIVE ONES INDIVIDUALLY spigot: I'M GOING TO NEED CHANGE FOR THE METER (BANGING, FLUSHING)

spigot: THE KILOWATT 6 BRAVO STATION MAKING FART SOUNDS, PLEASE STOP

bung: SHHH, HERE COMES DAD bung: BUH bung: HOLD THE DOG STILL OR I'LL NEVER CUM deuce: MAKING HUMBURGERS PEOPLE

deuce: WHO WANTS TO FUCK deuce: I CAN'T CONTROL IT VERY WELL SO ANYONE WHO RAISES HIS HAND LOSES FINGERS deuce: SHUT UP YOU'RE MAKING IT GO BACK DOWN

spigot: I DON’T LIKE IT, I DON’T APPRECIATE IT AND I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY EVERY NOW AND THEN WHILE BROWSING AROUND PORN SITES I ENCOUNTER THE PHRASE “MAKING LOVE" spigot: WHAT EVEN IS THAT deuce: SPITTING AND CHOKING pants: BACKHANDINGANDBELTHANGING

pants: WE SHOULD GO DOOR TO DOOR deuce: ALL THIS TALK OF DICKS IS MAKING ME THIRSTY deuce: WAIT deuce: WHAT deuce: I DIDN'T SAY THAT

spigot: WHEN JERKCITY GOES DOWN DOES THAT MEAN I'M MAKING OR LOSING MONEY spigot: STUFF ME IN A CONFERENCE ROOM AND STRAIGHTEN ME OUT deuce: T SPIGOT AMBER LYNN !!!!!!!!! spigot: BORED OF HER FAT FACE, LAME EYESHADOW AND 80'S DEMEANOR

deuce: SAN FRANCISCO WILL MAKE A GREAT LOOKING CRATER

spigot: GREEN LIGHT THAT AND SMOKE DOPE WITH ME deuce: DONE AND DONE

pants: SURELY I WILL DIE A DAY LATER NOW

deuce: I, GELATINOUS CUBE pants: LET ME DO ANAL ON YOU, GELATINOUS CUBE deuce: GELATINOUS CUBES DON'T HAVE BUTTHOLES deuce: THEY HAVE CONTRACTILE VACUOLES pants: MAKING UP WORDS WON'T STOP ME FROM DOING ANAL ON YOU, GELATINOUS CUBE

pants: ONCE I CLAMP DOWN I WON'T LET GO pants: I'M JUST SAYING DON'T STAND SO CLOSE pants: HERE I GO HURBGGGGGGGGGGGSD&DISDPSG{{{{{{{{{{{ FOAMY

net: HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THAT ONCE WE WERE BROUGHT HERE WE WERE ROBBED OF OUR NAMES ROBBED OF OUR LANGUAGE WE LOST OUR COCKS OUR MOUTHS OUR DICKS AND MANY OF US BY THE WAY WE ACT WE EVEN LOST OUR BALLS

spigot: DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY SOMETIMES EERIE, SOMETIMES ZANY BUT ALWAYS LOVEABLE AND AMUSING WEB-BASED ALTERNATIVE UNDERGROUND SELF-PUBLISHED COMICS atandt: SEARCH QUERY: MALE TESTICLE

spigot: CUE MALICIOUS COMPLIANCE: I PUT THE DICK DIRECTLY IN MY ACTUAL MOUTH deuce: IF YOU HAD NORTON LIFELOCK IT WOULD WARN YOU ABOUT DOING SUCH THINGS

pants: MY LOCAL PAPER CARRIES GOD-AWFUL "MALLARD FILLMORE" pants: I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE A HOWARD THE DUCK RIP-OFF pants: PACK IT IN AND CALL IT A DAY pants: PRINT DOONESBURY TWICE ON THE SAME PAGE pants: WHITE SPACE IS JUST FINE TOO pants: WHILE I'M HERE I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS pants: WHEN DID ROBOTMAN BECOM MONTY pants: ALSO WHEN DID FAMILY CIRCUS BECOME BOONDOCKS

deuce: MAMA, I'M IN LOVE WITH A GANGSTA deuce: MAMA, DID I MENTION I'M IN LOVE WITH A GANGSTA deuce: MAMA, YOU MAY RECALL EARLIER I STATED THAT I'M IN LOVE WITH A GANGSTA deuce: MAMA, I HATE TO BELABOR THE POINT, BUT I'D LIKE TO REITERATE THAT I'M... deuce: ...IN LOVE WITH A (GARROTED) deuce: WELP I PUT A SCREEN PROTECTOR ON MY NEW PHONE AND MANAGED TO FUCK IT UP SOMEHOW deuce: YOU'RE WELCOME, AMERICA spigot: ME AGAIN, GUESS WE'RE PLAYIN' PHONE TAG

effigy: DUDE ***WHAT***\N THE ***SHIZZLE***\NIS UP WITH YO\N***MAMACITA*** ??? deuce: SHE FELL DOWN deuce: AND SHE COULDN'T GET UP AGAIN deuce: A FRIEND FOUND HER A DAY LATER WHEN SHE WAS SEVERELY DEHYDRATED deuce: GOT HER TO THE HOSPITAL AND SHE TESTED POSITIVE FOR COVID-19 deuce: SHE STILL HAS PROBLEMS TAKING CARE OF HERSELF

net: HEY HOW ABOUT A LITTLE CHATTER FOLKS deuce: HI net: HOW ARE YOU deuce: I'M GAY, WORKING ON GAYER net: I HAVE ALREADY ACHIEVED GAYER AND I'M WORKING ON GOING BACK deuce: THAT IS A CRIME AGAINST GOD AND MAN net: IT'S JUST FOR PRACTICE

deuce: YOUR PROBLEM IS THAT YOU OVERVALUE DICK WHILE NOT CONSIDERING THE IMPORTANT EFFECT OF MAN'S ASS deuce: MANASS IF YOU WILL pants: GROSS DISGUSTING HAIRY POCK-MARKED UNDERTANNED MAN ASS deuce: RIGHT JUST NORMAL MAN ASS

pants: 10 ADAM 12 WE HAVE A DICKLICKING IN PROGRESS atandt: CUMSHOTS FIRED atandt: CLEAR PARCEL 12 pants: 338 UNITS 1, 2, 3, 4 AND 5 RESPONDING pants: UNITS 6, 7 EN ROUTE atandt: MAN DOWN MAN DOWN pants: UNIT 8 WILL SUPERVISE

pants: TONIGHT'S LAW & ORDER: "MANHOOD". A GAY COP DIES BECAUSE HE GETS NO BACKUP IN A DRUG BUST. pants: TOMORROW'S LAW & ORDER: "SILENCE". A HOMOSEXUAL COUNCILMAN WHO WAS BEING BLACKMAILED IS MURDERED. spigot: THIS FRIDAY'S LAW & ORDER: "FATTY MCFUCKFACE". HUGE PURPLE DICKS SLAP YOUR ASS AND LEGS.

deuce: IF THEY CAN PUT A MAN ON THE MOON WHY CAN'T THEY PUT ONE IN MY MOUTH ?!?!?!?!???

pants: HEY HOW ABOUT YOU AND ME FUCK deuce: WELL OKAY pants: WHAT KIND OF SAUCE DO YOU WANT

spigot: THESE ASTRONOMY PICTURES OF THE DAY ARE ALL MAN/MAN BLOWJOBS!!!?????

atandt: MAN ASS atandt: IT'S EVERYWHERE atandt: WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN

deuce: FOLKS, MANGOSTEEN deuce: THAT'S ALL I'M SAYIN' spigot: MY DAD HAS THE KIND OF CANCER WHICH DISAPPEARS AFTER A FRUIT JUICE

deuce: YOU BRADE RUNNAH pants: I JUST DO BALLS

pants: WE SHOULD MIX OUR PISS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS deuce: MANHATTAN PROJECT

spigot: MAYBE WOMEN'S RESTROOMS ARE SO DISGUSTING BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY PLACE THEY CAN EXPRESS THEMSELVES WITHOUT A MAN CHIMING IN

pants: HEY RUBE pants: WHAT'S THE RUMPUS pants: IS THIS SEAT TAKEN pants: G-G-G-G-GHOSTS pants: T PANTS HOW MANY PANTS pants: HULK SMASH .(pants): IS THIS THING EVEN ON pants: WHAT IF I NEVER COME DOWN pants: NOT JUST THE RUMP pants: SO DIZZY (pants): ANY PORT IN A STORM pants: COCKS

spigot: WHY DOES THE COCKBOT KEEP LOGGING OUT spigot: HE'S ALL I'M GOING TO STAY JOINED TO THIS CHANNEL FOREVER BUT THEN SUDDENLY BEEP BOOP BOOP AND HE'S OFF TO BE GAY SOMEWHERE ELSE spigot: YOU CAN READ ALL ABOUT IT IN MY COCKBOT MANIFESTO

effigy: SHHHHSHSHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!THERE'S A DOG THE BOUNTYHUNTER MARATHON deuce: PLEASE MASTURBATEMORE QUIETLY

deuce: NEXT PERSON TO TALK ABOUT MARCH MADNESS GETS SHOT IN THE DICK pants: DEAL

spigot: ALL OF TODAY'S WEB NEWS PRINTED OUT AND ROLLED INTO A TUBE AND I'M MARCHING UP AND DOWN THE TOWN SQUARE SHOUTING THROUGH IT LIKE A TRUMPETY MEGAPHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: BROWSER WARS HEATING UP!!!!!!!!! spigot: SOMETHING ABOUT JAVA!!!!!!!!

deuce: MADAME CURIE WAS A WHORE deuce: THERE I'VE SAID IT deuce: MAN I'VE BEEN HOLDING THAT IN FOR A LONG TIME

spigot: OFF TO MARINE WORLD TO HAVE A "WHALE" OF A GOOD TIME !!!!!!! spigot: RIDING THE WHALE AROUND WALGREENS spigot: MORE LIKE THE WHALEGREENS

deuce: I'm doing ASMR noises in your ear pants: pffft pssst pssst scrape pffft pssst pst pst deuce: you got it pants: pst pffft COCKS pssfsftft scrape click effigy: [x] MARK AS READ.

spigot: M - I - C spigot: ***GAY*** E - Y spigot: DO YOU LIKE MY MARK RUSSELLTOTEBAG deuce: CLEARLY I DO NOT spigot: JUST A TENTHOUSAND DOLLARPLEDGE TO KQED spigot: SHALL WEFIND AN ATM

pants: ARE YOU THE TALIBAN deuce: MAYBE deuce: WHO'S ASKING pants: BRITNEY SPEARS-PANTS deuce: IN THAT CASE I WILL GIVE AN UNQUALIFIED MAYBE

deuce: T PANTS WHAT'S UP WITH THOSE NINE EYES OF YOURS FUCKO pants: T DEUCE I'M FROM MARS deuce: T PANTS I WOULD ALSO HAVE ACCEPTED "ALL THE BETTER TO SUCK YOU WITH" pants: T DEUCE I WOULD WANT TO ADD "MY DEAR" TO THAT AND THEN IT'S TOO LONG pants: CAN I PLEASE HAVE A HUG NOW

deuce: EARTH TO PANTS deuce: EARTH TO PANTS COME IN PANTS deuce: ARE YOU ON THE RED PLANET YET OVER pants: I AM DEPLOYING MY SOLAR SAILS CURRENTLY deuce: EARTH TO PANTS SOLAR STORM COMING YOUR WAY ETA 5 MINUTES pants: I AM STUFFING MYSELF IN THE LOO CURRENTLY deuce: OVER pants: OVER

pants: THE MARSHMALLOW TEST IS WHERE YOU SUCK DICK FOR MARSHMALLOWS :hormpth: HLUAGHALGAG pants: I PASSED THE MARSHMALLOW TEST

spigot: OKAY pants: SOBBING deuce: URINATING pants: SMOOSHING IT pants: LIKE MARSH-MALLOWS

deuce: EARTH TO MARTIN SHORT deuce: FUCKING SHUT UP deuce: TRANSMISSION ENDS

spigot: IS THE GOD HATES FAGS GUY MARVEL OR DC deuce: I THINK THAT'S THE BIBLE

spigot: JUST ADMIT MASS IS A VECTOR deuce: IF YOU DEAL WITH OBSOLETE IDEAS LIKE RELATIVISTIC MASS IT KIND OF IS !!!! spigot: MASS IS SHORT FOR MY ASS

deuce: WOO HOO MASS SHOOTING pants: ANYWHERE GOOD OR IN A SHITHOLE STATE deuce: MEH WHO CARES

deuce: SCRATCHING MY ASS deuce: EVERYTHING IS REALLY SLOW AND LAGGY BECAUSE OF THE MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF PORN ROLLING IN AS WE SPEAK deuce: CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP [THOSE ARE THE CRICKETS BECAUSE IT'S QUIET]

deuce: [MASTER CAUTION] [MASTER ALARM] [MAIN BUS B UNDERVOLT] [DOOR AJAR] spigot: HOW ABOUT I VENT THIS INTO SPACE (LONG LOUD FART)

pants: GHOSTFACE KILLAH TEACHES BREAD FUNDAMENTALS: pants: SESSION ONE: QUICK BREADS, FOCACCIA, AND NATURAL STARTERS pants: SESSION TWO: BAGUETTES, NO-KNEAD, ENGLISH MUFFINS, SANDWICH BREADS pants: SESSION THREE: PIZZA, RICH DOUGHS, LEVAIN pants: THIS IS ALL VERY EXCITING pants: DEADMAU5 TEACHES TYPING

: VISCERA! THE MUSICAL : SUMMER 2008 spigot: IT'S PART OF MY MASTER PLAN TO CONTINUE SMOKING DOPE AND SLEEPING IN UNTIL 3PM deuce: UNDERSTOOD

spigot: WHEN WILL I BE PRETTY pants: IN ABOUT TWO MINUTES HERE HUFF HUFF deuce: GROSS YOU GUYS GOT STICKY STUFF ALL OVER pants: DID NOT deuce: WHAT'S *THIS* THEN pants: I'M SURE I DON'T KNOW

pants: REALLY DIFFICULT TO MASTURBATE TO/DURING BATTLEFIELD EARTH deuce: YOU NEED TO PLUG YOUR EARS AND EYES AND BASICALLY BE A LARVA

spigot: IF I WERE MASTURBATING TO STAR WARS I WOULD BE HAND SOLO pants: WHAT ABOUT STAR TREK?

pants: ANYBODY ELSE MASTURBATING TO THE WEATHER CHANNEL RIGHT NOW spigot: TOO BUSY CONNECTING WITH OTHER HAMS AND CONDUCTING EMERGENCY RESCUE OPS (OPERATIONS) pants: WELL, WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE, PERFORM SOME SELF-CARE: STAY HYDRATED, GET SOME REST AND MASTURBATE TO THE WEATHER CHANNEL deuce: AND WE'LL BE REPEATING THIS GAG ALL WEEK (WEATHER CHANNEL WEEK ON BONEQUEST) spigot: EXCUSE ME BUT THE AMATEUR EXTRAS ARE TALKING deuce: AMATEUR EXTRAS HAVE BIG DICKS deuce: THIS IS FACT spigot: HOW ARE WE MAKING CRANK CALLS THESE DAYS, BURNER PHONES OR WAR DIALERS OR SOFTWARE DEFINED TELEPHONY OR WHAT'S THE RACKET deuce: HOME LANDLINE deuce: DON'T BE A BITCH

deuce: MANHANDLE ME spigot: UNDER THE BRIGHT SUPERMARKET LIGHTS: spigot: 3 WHORES spigot: TIMES 110 POUNDS spigot: TIMES TEN 30-GALLON BAGS spigot: FOR $5.99 OR FIFTEEN 10-GALLON CINCH SACKS FOR $3 EVEN ????????????????? deuce: WHO SAID YOU'D NEVER USE ALGEBRA

atandt: HELP ME WITH MY MATH HOMEWORK deuce: ]\

deuce: Y = M X + (ARIA GIOVANNI) deuce: ALSO POSSIBLY Y = (JULIE MORRISON) X + B

deuce: what we need is a good porn lawyer pants: GPL deuce: doesn't exist pants: max hardcore, attorney at law deuce: Gianna Michaels, Esq. pants: the dog has fooled me again, he now has both of my slippers

effigy: BONER PILLS spigot: LISA NEEDS BRACES effigy: BONER PILLS spigot: LISA NEEDS BRACES effigy: BONER PILLS spigot: LISA NEEDS BRACES effigy: LISA PILLS spigot: BRACES NEED BONERS effigy: BRACES PILLS spigot: LISA NEEDS BONERS effigy: I KNEW IT

spigot: IF SOMEONE COULD PLEASE GET OFF MY FACE I COULD UPLOAD THE NEW BONEQUEST

spigot: MAY I STORE SOME PISS BOTTLES AT YOUR HOUSE pants: I HAVE THE SPURTS, THE SCOOTS, THE SQUIRTS pants: AND pants: THE FARTS

spigot: FOLKS IF THERE'S NOTHING TO DO AT WORK MAY I PLEASE BE EXCUSED

deuce: NOW FILL ME WITH DICK (UNLEADED) spigot: PLEASE MAY I TOP OFF (spigot): PRETEND I'M THE 54 TO WESTGATE AND YANK MY DONG AND SAY NEXT STOP

spigot: LITTLE MISS SPIGOT spigot: NOT GAY spigot: NOT JERKING spigot: MAY OR MAY NOT BE PREGNANT spigot: IS THAT LIKE MISS PAC-MAN OR NO spigot: THE DEFENDANT SUGGESTS HE WAS MERELY RELAXING... spigot: ...AND DID NOT INVITE THE PLANTIFF TO PERFORM

spigot: ARE WE MAYBE STRAYING A BIT FROM GOD'S LIGHT

pants: T SPIGOT YOU'RE TAKING GOOD CARE OF MY BONG AREN'T YOU (THE PURPLE ONE WITH THE CLEVER STICKERS ALL OVER) pants: T SPIGOT THE OH-SO-CLEVER STICKERS pants: T SPIGOT YES, THE EXTREMELY WITTY STICKERS THAT HUHHHHH MY DONG spigot: IF THIS WERE HEE-HAW THEY'D CUT TO A HOUNDDOG STARING AT A FENCE FOR NO REASON AND MAYBE A HORN SOUND

deuce: BUTTMAN'S RIO EXTREME GIRLS ??? WELL JUST A LITTLE MAYBE GLHGAHLGALHGA

spigot: RESPECTFULLY I DON'T THINK KATIE GOLD IS A 'BUSTY' BEAUTY SO MAYBE WE COULD ALL REGROUP

spigot: IF THE UNIVERSE IS EXPANDING MAYBE WE SHOULD STAND 100 FEET AWAY FROM EACH OTHER AND THEN 1000 FEET spigot: INDIANA JONES AND THE POO IN MY PANTS spigot: I'M THE ONLY HILARIOUS ONE TODAY, GOT IT

spigot: HURBLE GURBLE I'M ABRAHAM LINCOLN spigot: MAYBE YOU'VE MET MY HUSBAND, JOHNNY CHOKEALOT spigot: ALL ABORD THE USS FACEPAINT spigot: NOW THEY CALL ME PLOWBOY AND I'D RATHER DISCUSS SOMETHING ELSE spigot: ACTUALLY MY QUICKCAM TELLS ME YOU ARRIVED AT 9:10 spigot: ANYHOO OFF TO OAKLAND FOR DARK MEAT spigot: BE QUIET I'M TRYING TO SHOVE THIS BEER DOWN MY PANTS

spigot: SECURITY TOOK MY CAMERA AND SO NEXT STORY CAN'T TAKE PLACE UNDER MAYOR WILLIE BROWN'S DESK spigot: THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT THE CHICKEN QUESADILLA I ATE WHICH IS MAKING ME FART spigot: LOVINGLY POKING AND STROKING MY WAY INTO A GOOD COLLEGE, FOCUSING MY POTENTIAL TO BE AN A-STUDENT ON THIS GRADE-A BONER DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF ME (AND HUMPING MYSELF)

pants: WHAT pants: DO YOU GET pants: WHEN YOU SUCK A DICK pants: YOU GET JIZZ ON YOUR FACE pants: AND SOMETIMES YOUR LAPEL