spigot: FOLKS IF THERE'S NOTHING TO DO AT WORK MAY I PLEASE BE EXCUSED

deuce: NOW FILL ME WITH DICK (UNLEADED) spigot: PLEASE MAY I TOP OFF (spigot): PRETEND I'M THE 54 TO WESTGATE AND YANK MY DONG AND SAY NEXT STOP

spigot: LITTLE MISS SPIGOT spigot: NOT GAY spigot: NOT JERKING spigot: MAY OR MAY NOT BE PREGNANT spigot: IS THAT LIKE MISS PAC-MAN OR NO spigot: THE DEFENDANT SUGGESTS HE WAS MERELY RELAXING... spigot: ...AND DID NOT INVITE THE PLANTIFF TO PERFORM

spigot: ARE WE MAYBE STRAYING A BIT FROM GOD'S LIGHT

pants: T SPIGOT YOU'RE TAKING GOOD CARE OF MY BONG AREN'T YOU (THE PURPLE ONE WITH THE CLEVER STICKERS ALL OVER) pants: T SPIGOT THE OH-SO-CLEVER STICKERS pants: T SPIGOT YES, THE EXTREMELY WITTY STICKERS THAT HUHHHHH MY DONG spigot: IF THIS WERE HEE-HAW THEY'D CUT TO A HOUNDDOG STARING AT A FENCE FOR NO REASON AND MAYBE A HORN SOUND

deuce: BUTTMAN'S RIO EXTREME GIRLS ??? WELL JUST A LITTLE MAYBE GLHGAHLGALHGA

spigot: RESPECTFULLY I DON'T THINK KATIE GOLD IS A 'BUSTY' BEAUTY SO MAYBE WE COULD ALL REGROUP

spigot: IF THE UNIVERSE IS EXPANDING MAYBE WE SHOULD STAND 100 FEET AWAY FROM EACH OTHER AND THEN 1000 FEET spigot: INDIANA JONES AND THE POO IN MY PANTS spigot: I'M THE ONLY HILARIOUS ONE TODAY, GOT IT

spigot: HURBLE GURBLE I'M ABRAHAM LINCOLN spigot: MAYBE YOU'VE MET MY HUSBAND, JOHNNY CHOKEALOT spigot: ALL ABORD THE USS FACEPAINT spigot: NOW THEY CALL ME PLOWBOY AND I'D RATHER DISCUSS SOMETHING ELSE spigot: ACTUALLY MY QUICKCAM TELLS ME YOU ARRIVED AT 9:10 spigot: ANYHOO OFF TO OAKLAND FOR DARK MEAT spigot: BE QUIET I'M TRYING TO SHOVE THIS BEER DOWN MY PANTS

spigot: SECURITY TOOK MY CAMERA AND SO NEXT STORY CAN'T TAKE PLACE UNDER MAYOR WILLIE BROWN'S DESK spigot: THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT THE CHICKEN QUESADILLA I ATE WHICH IS MAKING ME FART spigot: LOVINGLY POKING AND STROKING MY WAY INTO A GOOD COLLEGE, FOCUSING MY POTENTIAL TO BE AN A-STUDENT ON THIS GRADE-A BONER DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF ME (AND HUMPING MYSELF)

pants: WHAT pants: DO YOU GET pants: WHEN YOU SUCK A DICK pants: YOU GET JIZZ ON YOUR FACE pants: AND SOMETIMES YOUR LAPEL

spigot: IN ROMAN TIMES I COULD COUNT MY JERKING LIKE MCMDVII

spigot: ARE WE AS A GROUP CLOSE TO COLLECTING ALL 6 MCNUGGET BUDDIES spigot: ASSUMING WE'RE ALL AWARE THEY CAN MIX AND MATCH CLOTHES, ACCESSORIES, HATS spigot: PLEASE TAKE A HANDOUT

atandt: SO THE GUY WHO SITS NEXT TO ME AT WORK FOUND A SOMEONE ON EBAY AUCTIONING 2-PLY TOILET PAPER SQUARES AT $0.99/SQUARE. SO HE ORDERED ONE SQUARE. TOTAL WAS $1.64. HE RECEIVED IT TODAY, BUT IT WAS 1-PLY SO HE REQUESTED A REFUND. HE'S NOW RECEIVED HIS REFUND.

net: HEY ASIA CARRERA WHY YO FOREHEAD SO BIG BABY deuce: ME SMARTY !!!!!! ME MENSA !!!!!! GHLGAHLGAHLGALHG SUCKING EVERY DICK IN SIGHT

spigot: HBLURHLBURHLUEHB RECOGNIZING THE COWBOY BOOTS FROM THE LAST EXPO BHLEBH spigot: IT'S ALWAYS "FAG" THIS AND "GAY" THAT AND NEVER ABOUT ME OR MY TRUMPET spigot: SAY GOODBYE TO SPIGOT (FOREVER)

pants: MILK EGGS HAM I'LL EAT IT ALL deuce: PEANUTS POPCORN PRESENTS

spigot: IF SOMEONE COULD COME OVER FOR JUST THREE MINUTES AND LICK DICK WITH ME spigot: IT WOULD MEAN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME GOING HOME AND ME BEATING OFF AND THEN GOING HOME spigot: WHO spigot: WHAT bung: MADE YOU LOOK spigot: FOOLED AGAIN

pants: MEANWHILE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: BACK AT THE DICKLICKING FARM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: FREE RANGE COCKSUCKERS ?????????????????? pants: I'M GOING TO PUT A STOP TO THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL pants: EXCUSE ME SIR I DEMAND TO SEE THE FARMER pants: OH GOD I'M UPSIDE DOWN AND UNDERWATER AGAIN pants: WAIT I'M REALLY AT THE LOCAL KRISPY KREME AND THIS IS ALL A DREAM pants: WAIT NO I REALLY AM UNDERWATER BLBBLBLBLLB

pants: RIBBIT pants: RIBBIT pants: RIBBIT pants: BALLS pants: RIBBIT pants: RIBBIT pants: RIBBIT pants: RIBBIT

spigot: WHO'S READY TO QUIT PORN AND EMBRACE CHRIST

spigot: POPPING INTO YOUR STALL ON MY UNDER-CAR ROLLER

deuce: T PANTS YOU NEED TO COOK THOSE DICKS OR YOU'RE GOING TO CATCH A COLD

ozone: LD32: FATAL 12: EXPECTING N32 OBJECTS: /LIB/LIBC.SO.1 IS O32. effigy: I REALLY NEED MEIDCAL ADVICE deuce: YOU SHOULD RUB DIRT IN IT

pants: WON'T YOU JACK ME OFF deuce: NO BUT I *WILL* BE YOUR NEIGHBOR IF YOU ASK RIGHT pants: MY NEIGHBOR WITH ***BENEFITS***???????? BY WHICH I MEAN MEDICAL, DENTAL, 401K deuce: I DON'T OFFER 401K

pants: WILL I FINALLY GET LAID IN HELL deuce: YES deuce: YES YOU WILL pants: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: AND IF WE GO TO HEAVEN, MEET ME AT JOHN WAYNE deuce: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PASSING OUT

spigot: SYSTEM.OUT.WRITELN ("I'M FULL OF DICK TODAY");

spigot: REDDIT, MEET QUEERBALLS deuce: CHOP CHOP CHOP WHATEVS CHOP CHOP CHOP spigot: SORRY: QUEERBALLS CROSSED THE RAINBOW BRIDGE spigot: HE LOVED SAFEWAY SELECT TIN ROOF SUNDAE

spigot: I'M THE WIZARD OF NUTS AND COCKS spigot: AND ALSO BALLS

deuce: DISMEMBER ME deuce: WAIT WAIT I MEANT REMEMBER ME NO AUUUUUUUUUUGH pants: MEETING YOU IN THE MIDDLE AND DEFENESTRATING YOU

atandt: PARIS IN THE THE SPRING atandt: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO MY CAVERNOUS ASS atandt: I TOLD YOU I WAS HARDCORE atandt: THIS IS HOW AN ITALIAN DIES pants: YOU KILLED POKEY atandt: A MAN, A PLAN, A CANAL, PANAMA

pants: EVER SUCK A COCK AND GET CONFUSED AND SPIT IT RIGHT BACK OUT ??? WE ALL HAVE AND SOMETIMES IT CAN BE PAINFUL TO RELIVE THIS PARTICULAR MEMORY BUT LORD KNOWS WE TRY AND WE TRY AND WE TRY

ozone: AHOY THERE COAST GUARD, I'M THE SAFETY PIRATE! pants: WOULD YOU SHOW US WHAT IT'S LIKE FOR *PEOPLE* IN ZERO GRAVITY? pants: THAT'S VERY INTERESTING atandt: I'M SURE OF COURSE THAT EACH OF YOU HAS ALREADY SPOTTED YOUR OWN CAR BY NOW spigot: SERVICEMEN IN UNIFORM AND CLERGYMEN pants: IF YOU TAKE BOTH, YOU'LL TAKE TOO MUCH atandt: THE STREETS ARE DESERTED BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE AFRAID TO BE ON THEM pants: ARE YOU INTO MARIJUANA? spigot: OF COURSE JUST A MOMENT ozone: IN A PERIOD OF INCREASED TENSION ozone: THE ADVANTAGE GAINED BY FLYING MEN INTO POSITION QUICKLY ozone: MIGHT REPRESENT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SUCCESS AND FAILURE ozone: IN A MILITARY OPERATION spigot: REGARDING THE CORRECT OPERATION OF THE MACHINE pants: DICKS *BEEP* spigot: REGARDING THE CORRECT OPERATION OF THE MACHINE pants: DICKS *BEEP* spigot: REGARDING THE CORRECT OPERATION OF THE MACHINE pants: IF YOU TAKE BOTH, YOU'LL TAKE TOO MUCH atandt: MEN INTO POSITION QUICKLY deuce: BUT NOT NOW deuce: BUT NOT NOW BUT NOT NOW pants: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT atandt: WE DISCUSSED THIS JUST IGNORE HIM AND KEEP GOING pants: I DON'T LIKE LOUD ALARMS ozone: MEN INTO POSITION QUICKLY pants: THAT'S BETTER ozone: MEN INTO POSITION QUICKLY ozone: MEN INTO POSITION QUICKLY atandt: THAT TAKES SOME GETTING USED TO

deuce: MENTAL NOTE: DO MONOLOGUES ON SUNDAYS WHEN NO ONE ELSE IS AROUND SO NO ONE INTERRUPTS SLASH STEALS PUNCHLINES

spigot: SAYS HERE CALIFORNIA WON'T SELL GUNS TO MENTAL PATIENTS pants: THE COOKIES HAVE FUDGE INSIDE THE FUDGE

spigot: IT'S CATGPT AND ALL IT SAYS IS MEOW deuce: I'D PAY FOR THAT pants: $20/MO OR $200/YR

deuce: I'M A KITTY deuce: MEOW deuce: I FUCK BUTTHOLES deuce: MEOW

deuce: WHY DOES NOT PANTS SING THE MEOW MIX SONG ?!?!?!?!?!?!? I MUST TAKE HIM IN FOR REPAIRS net: T DEUCE HAVE YOU BEEN BUYING HIM MEOW MIX deuce: T NET I HAVE BEEN BEATING HIM AND ATTEMPTING TO TRAIN HIM TO SING THIS FUCKING SONG net: T DEUCE HE NEEDS THE MEOW MIX

pants: WHY I LICK DICK IN FIFTY WORDS OR LESS deuce: UNFORTUNATELY IT IS MERELY FIFTY REPETITIONS OF THE WORD "GAY"

pants: MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM PANTS AT JERKCITY pants: AND THE REST OF THE STUPID COCKSUCKERS HERE pants: RELEASE THE KRAKEN

spigot: :SANTA: ⛄ :SNOWFLAKE: :CHRISTMAS_TREE: THE HOLIDAY SQUIRTS ARE HERE :CHRISTMAS_TREE: :SNOWFLAKE: ⛄ :SANTA:

spigot: WHAT I HATE IS THAT WEIRD FEELING WHERE YOU SUDDENLY BECOME OVERLY CONSCIOUS THAT THERE'S A HUGE DICK IN YOUR MOUTH

deuce: BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN STOLEN VALOR BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN

atandt: HAVE A LITTLE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT :: FUCKS ATANDT'S MOUTH HOLE

deuce: T PANTS WHAT ARE YOU GETTING ME FOR CHRISTMAS pants: T DEUCE WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE deuce: A DICK pants: GROSS!!!!!!!!!! deuce: YOU SEE BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ONE deuce: I AM DICKLESS deuce: WITHOUT DICK deuce: BEREFT OF DICK deuce: A DEARTH OF DICKS deuce: I'M SAYING I HAVE NO PENIS pants: WELL, YOU CAN BORROW MINE BUT I NEED IT BACK BY TUESDAY deuce: CAN I LEASE TO OWN pants: YOU CAN RENT deuce: I'LL JUST BORROW THEN deuce: NO DEPOSIT hanford: :CLAPPER: hanford: SCENE 2: TUESDAY deuce: I LOSTED IT pants: WELL I WASN'T USING IT ANYWAY

deuce: JESUS THAT SHIT WAS FUCKING AWFUL deuce: JUST SMEAR CITY PEOPLE

deuce: MY NUTS ARE SWOLLEN AND RED AND WANT TO BE HUGGED AND KISSED deuce: ONLY SERIOUS APPLICANTS NEED APPLY deuce: TRANSMISSION ENDS

spigot: HELLO DEUCE WELCOME TO FAT CHAT I'M SPIGOT (240LBS/SF) deuce: 100 KG/OAKLAND deuce: I'M A METRIC QUEER spigot: DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE IN KINDERGARTEN BECAUSE I DON'T APPROVE

spigot: LOOKING FOR MEXICAN QUEERS IN WALNUT CREEK ASAP (atandt): I STEPPED ON ONE spigot: QUE? atandt: SORRY atandt: WAIT WAIT COME BACK I THOUGHT YOU SAID LEPRECHAUNS

deuce: NO MORE THAIS ON MYFREECAMS :-( :-( :-( spigot: THEY ARE REMOVING REDUNDANCIES

deuce: CHOKE ME OUT pants: I'M TRYING BUT pants: EXHAUSTED FROM ALL THE POKING (BUT I COULD CHOKE A LITTLE MORE, I DUNNO) deuce: ARE YOU DEAD YET pants: I'M A MOUSE TUMBLING AROUND THE FIELD

spigot: PERSONALLY I THINK THE NBA NEEDS MICHAEL LANDON NOW MORE THAN EVER spigot: ALL RIGHT I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SPORTS

pants: I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH MICHAEL MEDVED'S MOUSTACHE pants: I'D FUCK THAT THING INTO CHRISTMAS 2008

spigot: FRESHLY BAKED DONGS!!!!!!! spigot: M I C spigot: SEE THAT I'M BORED!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: K E Y spigot: WHY AM I FUCKING HERE spigot: DUH deuce: M O U S E

spigot: HOO BOY WHAT AM I GONNA DO ABOUT ALL THESE MICROPLASTICS IN MY OCEANS AND BALLS

deuce: IF I GOT A MICROSCOPE I COULD MEET MY OWN SPURT

spigot: FRESHLY BAKED DONGS!!!!!!! pants: FORP spigot: THAT'S RIGHT spigot: HEY WHAT DO YOU CALL THREE EX-MICROSOFT EMPLOYEES?!?!? spigot: A FAT DICKLICKING DONGATHON!!!!!!!! pants: I'M STICKING TO MY STORY AND THAT'S THAT

spigot: INSTALLING MICROSOFT SQUIRT 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜

spigot: STOMPING YOUR THROAT MID SENTENCE!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

spigot: ANNAN ADDRESSES MIDEAST VIOLENCE spigot: DEAR MIDEAST VIOLENCE. spigot: HOW ARE YOU? I AM FINE.

atandt: MILF! pants: WHERE net: RUN deuce: HIDE ME

deuce: MILFS, COUGARS, AND GRANDMAS NO. 2 deuce: I DON'T LIKE THE USE OF THAT CONJUNCTION spigot: HOW ABOUT WE THROW A 'NEITHER' IN FRONT AND A 'NOR' INSTEAD OF 'AND', THEN SHIP IT

pants: MOOOOOOOOOOOO deuce: MILKING YOU pants: B-BUT I'M A GOAT pants: A GOAT ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! deuce: MILKING YOU pants: A GOAT

pants: SUCK ME OFF IN A PATCH OF CALIFORNIA NATIVE PLANTS

spigot: JUST BEING GRATEFUL, FOR THIS MOMENT RIGHT NOW AS YOU FIND A COMFORTABLE POSITION spigot: AND WITH EVERY BREATH, YOU DRIFT DEEPER AND DEEPER INTO A STATE OF TOTAL RELAXATION WITH MY HAND IN YOUR LAP spigot: FULLY RELAXED, DEEPER AND DEEPER INTO YOUR PURSE WITH MY TONGS LOOKING FOR ITUNES GIFT CARDS

spigot: TONIGHT WE GO INSIDE THE MIND OF A PENIS deuce: IS IT ANYTHING LIKE THE MIND OF MINOLTA deuce: HUGALBLGHLA deuce: HUGLUHBALHBGLHGLUB deuce: GLHLHAGLHSDHFL3GYH I3L KYSL V8KHFHKDF D98FHEFJNKL4W0943ND deuce: NO IT IS NOT

pants: SUCKING DICK IN A HOLLOW LOG pants: SERVICING MOSTLY SQUIRRELS AND TOADS pants: AND YES SOMETIMES THE OCCASIONAL KEEBLER ELF

(pants): MINECRAFT (pants): DOT (pants): JERKCITY (pants): DOT (pants): COM

pants: HI RANDS spigot: HI RANDS : Microsoft Chat [X] : The user spigot is not connected. : [ OK ]

pants: IMPORTANT: MINIMUM ORDER IS 20 GUINEA FOWL. pants: OW OW OW PECKING ORDER

spigot: WHOA HOLY GOD SHIT FALLING spigot: BONK spigot: I'M OKAY PEOPLE JUST A MINOR ACCIDENT spigot: WOAH HOLY GOD AGAIN ALREADY HANG ON HOLY JESUS spigot: BONK BONK BONK spigot: OKAY JUST SOME STAIRS

spigot: PLUS HIS E-MAIL ADDRESS HAD THE WORD "BALLS" IN IT SO OBVIOUSLY HE'S NOT EVEN A LEVEL 3 GELFLING deuce: YOU'RE DIZZY FROM SMOKING COCK SO YOUR SAVING THROW IS AT A -2 spigot: THAT'S TWO HIT POINTS BUT YOU HAVE TO MINUS THE BAT STRENGTH deuce: HAHAHA YOU ROLLED A SIX THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO ROLL AGAIN spigot: NOT IF I AGD*^SDGGGGGGGGGGGS:KYLHSDFGHPFDYPHUHHHHHHHHH deuce: GAHGALUHAG

pants: NOTHING GAY / ABOUT / THE NAZIS pants: CERTAINLY NOT / THEIR TIGHT / UNIFORMS pants: OH THERE'S NOTHING GAY / ABOUT / THE NAZIS pants: (CHORUS)

pants: T DEUCE YOUR NEW NAME IS MISS MINIVAN pants: T DEUCE OR MS. IF YOU PREFER

deuce: GUYS WE MISSED ADA LOVELACE DAY

atandt: T DEUCE WHERE IS MY KOREAN deuce: T ATANDT HIDDEN UNDER THE FLOORBOARD

deuce: HEY LOOK AT ME I'M A FAT FEMALE ENGINEER deuce: BABHALBHALBHALHBLAHBLAHBALHB deuce: EATING DONUTS AND MISSING THE POINT OF STRUCTURED CODE spigot: HEY LADY IT'S CALLED A TAB KEY

spigot: LOOKS LIKE PROPOSITION POT PASSED pants: MEET ME IN THE LOCKER ROOM pants: WHAT spigot: WAIT spigot: SORRY, THAT WAS ACTUALLY A SNICKERS COMMERCIAL pants: MEET ME IN THE LOCKER ROOM ANYWAY

pants: MISTER ASHCROFT MISTER ASHCROFT I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK IF YOU PAY IN EUROS

deuce: I'M A HEDGE FUND MANAGER deuce: (SQUEEZING OUT A PERFECTLY COILED SOFT SERVE POO)

atandt: I HAVE A LETTER FROM PANTS WHO IS ON VACATION atandt: "HELP, STUCK IN JAIL, NEED $500" atandt: THAT'S NOT IT atandt: HERE IT IS atandt: "HELLO FROM PANTS" atandt: "I'M ACTUALLY IN THE NEXT ROOM UNDER THE SINK" atandt: "JUST LIKE THE NEWSRADIO WHERE MATTHEW DIDN'T REALLY GO TO JAPAN" atandt: "GET IN HERE QUICK LOVE PANTS"

pants: "BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S" BY DEEP BLUE SOMETHING pants: "WHY DOES IT ALWAYS RAIN ON ME" BY TRAVIS pants: "WHEN IT'S OVER" BY SUGAR RAY pants: "REDHILLS ROAD" BY CANDY FLIP pants: "MILLENNIUM" BY ROBBIE WILLIAMS pants: "FERMENT" BY CATHERINE WHEEL pants: "TASTE THE WINE" BY VANESSA DAOU pants: AND 1,000,000 OTHER REASONS TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME

spigot: ANOTHER WEB COMIC WITH A HEART OF GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 spigot: CHOKING DOWN TEN BLACK DICKS IN TEN BLACK MINUTES

spigot: T DEUCE IF YOU SEND ME A PIC OF YOU I CAN PRINT IT OUT AND EJACULATE ON IT AND RETURN A PIC OF THAT spigot: NOT SAYING MY PENIS WILL BE IN THE SHOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: OBV IF YOURS IS IN THE SHOT OF YOUR PIC IT WILL BE IN THE SHOT OF MY PIC BUT WE CAN HOP ON A QUICK CALL deuce: [X] OPT OUT spigot: DON'T WANNA GET MIXED UP IN A JACKPOT HERE

spigot: WELL I'M MARTIN LUTHER KING / AND I'M HERE TO SAY spigot: I LIKE SUCKIN DICK / EACH AND EV-ER-Y DAY spigot: TEST TEST spigot: WELL I'M MARTIN LUTH spigot: MOM CLOSE THE DOOR

spigot: NOTE TO MYSELF: SUCK DICK

pants: SPACE-AGE FAGGOTRONICS pants: BI-CURIOUS AND PLUMP pants: DEATH TO INFIDELS pants: IT REALLY DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS pants: PUTTING A DOLL'S HEAD ON THE END OF MY DICK AND CALLING IT A DAY pants: IF GOD MADE SANDWICHES I WOULDN'T BE INVITED pants: WE'LL CALL IT "CONCERNED MEN FOR AMERICA" AND REPEAL THE ERA pants: IF WE GOT MARRIED LIKE I SUGGESTED IN THE FIRST PLACE WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS

:[ed.: THIS PHRASE ALWAYS INDICATES A TERRIBLE IDEA FOLLOWS] deuce: YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO???

pants: ミーアンヅマイツードングズ アイクロンクゼムツゲザル

deuce: DUNE deuce: ARRAKIS deuce: DESSERT [SIC] PLANET

deuce: IS THAT ADICK IN YOUR MOUTH spigot: MO pants: GOOD OLD FASHIONEDPOLICE WORK

pants: ARE YOU MAKING A MALE STRIP CLUB deuce: PLEASE DO NOT REFER TO MY MINECRAFT MOB FARM AS A "MALE STRIP CLUB"

deuce: FACE VELVET CHURCH DAISY RED

deuce: do not mock my balls (even though they are very mockable)

atandt: T PANTS IT FELT LIKE RAPE EXCEPT I WAS DEAD pants: T ATANDT IT FELT LIKE RAPE BUGBAUGBUGBG (MOCKING YOU, TALKING IN A FUNNY GIRLY VOICE)

pants: ATDT deuce: BUH pants: I'M A MODEM pants: +++OK pants: NO CARRIER pants: COCKS pants: OK

spigot: I SAT ON MY HAYES MICROMODEM pants: YOU'LL NEVER GET FIRED FOR PUTTING A HAYES MODEM IN YOUR BOTTOM deuce: HOW ABOUT HAYES-COMPATIBLE pants: I'M NOT ACTUALLY A MODEM LAWYER

pants: THOSE WHO REMAIN AT THE SURFACE DO SO AT THEIR OWN PERIL pants: FOOLISH MORTALS MY ARMY OF MOLE MEN WILL CRUSH YOU pants: NOBODY CAN STOP ME NOW