spigot: I'M A CYBER_AD spigot: WHICH; spigot: MAKES_NO spigot: FUCKING SENSE

pants: ARE DOMAIN NAMES NFTS pants: WHAT ABOUT TWITTER HANDLES deuce: LEAVE ME ALONE pants: ARE YOU HUNG OVER HONEY deuce: N pants: NEED A HUG deuce: YYY pants: HOW ABOUT A CYBER HUG deuce: YN

(pants): T SPIGOT I AM SO SORRY (RE: COCKS, FACE) spigot: THAT'S ALL I'VE GOT pants: T DEUCE NOW LET'S HAVE CYBERSEX deuce: T PANTS BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

spigot: FOLKS I THINK CYBERSPACE NEEDS AN OFFICIAL FLAG AND SONG AND BIRD AND FLOWER!!!!!!! spigot: STARTING A PETITION AND HANDING IT AROUND spigot: WEIGHING SUGGESTIONS AND FORMING COMMITTEES TO DISCUSS/DEBATE spigot: FLAG: PICTURE OF DOG SHIT spigot: SONG: THE DOG SHIT SONG spigot: BIRD: THE DOG SHIT BIRD????? spigot: FLOWER: LUMP OF DOG SHIT spigot: AMERICA / AMERICA

spigot: IS THIS SOME KIND OF CYBERFEMINIST WEBZINE spigot: BECAUSE I NEED A BJ spigot: FUCKING LAUGH

spigot: I HOPE NO ALIENS FIND OUT ABOUT MY ACTIVITIES spigot: HONK atandt: GLHBLHGLUB spigot: @$%&*(&; BLORK atandt: HURGLK%*$) spigot: CYBERFRIENDS atandt: JUST GIVE ME A TOKEN FOR FIVE MORE MINUTES

pants: ATMOSPHERE: pants: BREATHABLE pants: RADIATION: pants: MINIMAL deuce: > CYCLE AIRLOCK pants: wait what no

spigot: PERMISSION TODAFQBOSIDPEIYF pants: WHAT spigot: I WOULD LIKE TOD A F Q B S I D P E R I Y FIF YOU PLEASE pants: >>> ROT 13 <<< D A F Q B S I D P E R I Y F ? ? ? ? ? ? ? spigot: NO pants: I RESPECTFULLY GIVE UP spigot: DO A FEW QUICK BEATOFFS SO I DON'T PREMATURELY EJACULATE RIGHT IN YOUR FACE

deuce: DUCK DUCK DEUCE spigot: CANNOT FOLLOW COHERENT THREAD FROM START TO FINISH pants: I NEED YOU TO TALK ME OFF spigot: SEE ME spigot: D-

pants: RUGGED, SEXY MARLBORO MEN SUCH AS MYSELF pants: STICKS LOWER LIP OUT pants: I WILL ROLL IN THEM SO I SMELL LIKE THEM (DOG LOGIC) pants: WHAT I MISS THE MOST ARE STONERS WHO USED TO HANG OUT BY THE 7-11 pants: LIVESTREAM YOURSELF EATING SNAILS pants: I'M TOTALLY GAY FOR SLEEPING IN MY BED pants: JERKMATE: IT'S FUN EXCITING AND TOTALLY CONFIDENTAL pants: WHAT ABOUT OUR D&D PODCAST ??????????????

deuce: BEETHOVEN'S FIFTH DONG pants: THAT'S 4 MORE DONGS THAN HE REALLY SHOULD HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF

spigot: BRING IN DA NOISE AND BRING OUT DA PRICKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: HOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M AN ADULT GAY MALE IN ADULT GAY DIAPERS

pants: CHOP MY HEAD OFF pants: WHY YES I WILL GO TO OLIVE GARDEN WITH YOU pants: SWOON

pants: DADDY WILL NEVER LET YOU WEAR THIS MUCH MAKEUP deuce: THANK YOU FOR LISTENING

spigot: FOLKS WHY AREN'T WE TURNINA spigot: ASDJF9B TURNING A spigot: SOMETIMES THE JOKES ARE SO FUNNY THEY'RE SLIPPERY

spigot: . . . . . AND . . . . . . spigot: PISS HOSES pants: PRINT THAT pants: DAGUERREOTYPE THAT SHIT

spigot: WHERE'S MY DAILY HEADS-UP DASHBOARD VISUALIZING OUR BONEQUEST CONTRIBUTIONS THROUGHOUT THE DAY, FROM OUR FIRST MORNING `GLBLG` TO OUR LAST EVENING `HGLBLG` ALONG WITH EVERYONE'S EMOJI COUNT, AN INDIVIDUAL'S PEAK HOURS, MAYBE A

pants: YOU THERE pants: GOD BLESS YOU FOR VANDALIZING WIKIPEDIA pants: THERE IS NO HIGHER PURPOSE (NO GREATER LOVE) atandt: COCK ZOMBIE ??? WELL ALL RIGHT BUT

deuce: NAZI MEMORABILIA deuce: T PANTS I INVOKE MY FIFTH AMENDMENT RIGHT TO JERK OFF IN A PUBLIC PLACE pants: [44$ deuce: DAMN STRAIGHT

deuce: AS YOU CAN SEE, I HAVE NO EXTERNAL GENITALIA TO SPEAK OF deuce: HOW DO I KEEP PANTS INTERESTED, YOU ASK? deuce: THREE WORDS: PEANUTS, POPCORN, PRESENTS : malamika akiri&#285;o

deuce: DANCE FOR ME pants: i have no formal training, this is only a ritual i've seen performed from a distance pants: what i'm saying is that you need to set your expectations appropriately

spigot: WINGDINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (REST) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

deuce: EVERYONE'S CLOTHES BACK ON pants: DANCE HALL DAYS deuce: CLOTHES ON FIRST pants: WE WERE pants: COOL pants: WITH pants: CHRIST deuce: I THOUGHT WE WERE CLEAR THAT YOU WOULD ONLY WANG CHUNG WHILE CLOTHED pants: C'MON BABY

pants: i challenge you to a dance-off deuce: forfeit

pants: WHEN DOES THE DANCE PARTY START deuce: IT IS ALREADY ON SIR pants: I CAN BARELY HEAR THE BEATS

spigot: ANY UPDATES ON WHAT THE DANCING HAMSTERS ARE UP TO spigot: CAUSE MY MONEY'S ON DANCING AND BEING ADORABLE spigot: ACTUALLY MY MOM'S MONEY

spigot: HOO HEY spigot: LOOK AT ME spigot: DANCING MAKES THE PRICKS GO AWAY spigot: HOO DOO spigot: BONK pants: GET OFF THE FLOOR AND BE A MAN

spigot: T PANTS I'M FLYING INTO THE DANGER ZONE pants: HEAVEN FORBID spigot: T PANTS BOMP BOMP DA DOMP BOMP pants: T SPIGOT YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY TOP GUN spigot: EIGHT SNICKERS LATER I HAVE DIHARREA

spigot: LET'S JUST SAY SHE WAS DANNY ELFMAN SOUNDTRACK RETARDED

spigot: OKAY THE CURTAIN RISES AND WE SEE A SINGLE GHOST FLOATING OVER A BATHHOUSE spigot: THEN THE GHOST TAKES OFF HIS SHEET AND HE'S REALLY A BAT (OR SOMETHING) spigot: WITH DANNY ELFMAN MUSIC spigot: THEN THERE'S LIKE A SKELETON (OR NOT) AND MORE THINGS FLOAT AND JUMP AROUND spigot: AND PUPPETS

pants: THINK ABOUT ALL THE DICKS YOU'VE SUCKED AND VISUALIZE YOURSELF GOING ABOUT THE WHOLE THING AGAIN deuce: WELCOME TO DANTE'S INFERNO

pants: APPLE BABBLE pants: OH SHIT pants: I SEE YOU pants: NOW I DON'T pants: SHIT IT'S DARK pants: SOMETHING HAPPENED pants: NOT SURE WHAT pants: TRYING TO HIDE

pants: THIS STALL COULD USE SOME CURTAINS (AND A MORE NARROW GLORY HOLE) spigot: WE COULD DISGUISE IT AS A VOTING BOOTH pants: PULL THE LEVER FOR DICK spigot: KEEP PULLING IT spigot: NEARLY THERE BUH DURF NO OFFENSE BUT H. ROSS PEROT SOUNDS LIKE A STEAK SAUCE BUH HURRRRR I'M VOTING PEOPLE ALL OVER THE BALLOT BOX FOR THE LOVE OF HOLY GOD

spigot: WHAT DOES DUH STAND FOR deuce: IT STANDS FOR GHLAGLHAGLHAGLHAGLHAGLHAGLH spigot: YOU KNOW, IT REALLY REALLY DOES

spigot: CAN WE PLEASE EXCHANGE DATA, INFO RE: DICKLICKERY WAS RE: HOPING WE ALL MATURE 40+ LADIES LOOKING FOR SIMILAR SINGLES spigot: ME: BEARDED WINDBREAKER spigot: OKAY GANG: I JUST PLACED FRESH NEW LEMONY SOAP CAKES IN ALL THE URINALS AND ALL THE STALLS SO THERE'S REALLY NO EXCUSE

spigot: THIS DATACENTER NEEDS AN INTIMACY COORDINATOR deuce: IT DEFINITELY DOESN'T NEED MORE COCKSUCKING

spigot: dateline hollywood: i'm in talks to lick dick

spigot: NIGHT AND DAY spigot: YOU ARE THE ONE spigot: WHETHER JERKING OFF INSIDE spigot: OR UNDER THE SUN spigot: WHEN I LOOK AT YOU I SEE / A RECEPTACLE FOR MY PEE spigot: I'LL WATER YOU spigot: NIGHT AND DAY spigot: THOSE ARE THE ORIGINAL LYRICS AND IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME THEN YOU'RE PROBABLY A RACIST

pants: I TAUGHT MY FAT FROG TO SUCK FAT DICK pants: ANY QUESTIONS deuce: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUH NO pants: MMMMMMMM DAY OLD SOMETHING

deuce: TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF MY CRUSHING DEPRESSION

hanford: WHERE DID ALL THE ZOMBIES COME FROM pants: I THOUGHT THIS WAS A GAY DISCO

pants: EVENTUALLY THE ZOMBIES WILL BREAK THROUGH THE FLOOR AND EAT ME pants: THE ARMY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE HOURS AGO pants: REALLY RATHER CURIOUS WHY (MASTURBATES SELF) I WASN'T CHOSEN TO (SOMEHOW MANAGES TO MASTURBATE SELF AGAIN) ENTER HEAVEN

pants: WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT ZOMBIES COULD CAUSE SO MANY PROBLEMS atandt: GO FIGURE atandt: WHAT WOULD BUTTMAN DO pants: BUNCHED UP IN THE CRAWLSPACE GOING ON 39 HOURS NOW atandt: ZOMBIES LIKE TO PISS AND SHIT EVERYWHERE pants: THAT WAS ME (ALSO I POURED BONGWATER ON THE FLOOR)

spigot: on day zero of nofap everybody spigot: and that's the tea with a side of woke yikes yolos and yeets spigot: click here to take a shit

spigot: CHRIST JESUS IT'S 2PM AND PITCH BLACK OUTSIDE spigot: T PANTS IS THE GLOOMY/DARK DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME CASTING A WEIRD PALL OVER JERKCITY spigot: GONNA TALK TO GIANNA MICHAELS ABOUT THIS spigot: *BURK* DONE spigot: SHE WAS NOT HOME

spigot: ONE QUESTION I HAVE IS IF DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME IMPACTS COCKSUCKING IN THE DATA CENTER

pants: LICKING DICK IN COORDINATED LUNAR TIME

pants: ANAL FACTORY pants: HARDHAT REQUIRED pants: DAYS SINCE ACCIDENT: 0

spigot: BOSTON WAGES FIGHT AGAINST CANCER spigot: BOSTON 0 CANCER 80,000,000,000 spigot: MY UNDIAGNOSED UNCHECKED LUMPS!!!!!!!! TIME FOR YEARS OF PAINFUL CHEMO!!!!! HURRR OW MY HAIR THE DAILY SPINAL TAPS AND BLHLGUBHLBHLUG THROWING UP BLOOD BEFORE I FINALLY DECIDE TO GET OFF CHEMO AND DIE LIKE A FUCKING MAN pants: BLAM AND BRAINS AND DONE

atandt: A GLORIOUS DAY FOR SODOMY AND NIKE

atandt: GIN, VERMOUTH AND A SUGAR CUBE TIED TO A SLOPPY, REAMED-OUT OLIVE atandt: WHAT IF WE NEVER SAID THESE THINGS atandt: WHAT IF HAVE WE NO FREE WILL atandt: HOW CAN WE KNOW pants: YOUR STALL IS READY GENTLEMEN FOLLOW ME

spigot: ENOUGH OF THIS DEADLY GAME OF CAT & MOUSE....... LET'S LICK DICK

spigot: you just don't get it, do you? i vape. spigot: i vape and i suck dick and i'm a fucking retard spigot: (deal with it) spigot: *** vapes ***

pants: Dear Fags, pants: It's me again. pants: Y'all are still sleeping. pants: It's like I never left or stood over you beating off. pants: Love, pants

spigot: DEAR IDIOTS!!!!! BY TAKING AWAY THE PORN ON PAPER YOU FORCE THE FREAKS TO GRAB KIDS OFF THE STREET !!!!!! spigot: I MEAN DEAR GENIUSES

pants: DEAR MADONNA, PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR BOOBS AGAIN spigot: CC: BRITNEY pants: BCC: BACKSTREET BOYS

spigot: SO I SAYS I DON'T WANT TWO GAY DADS I WANT ONE GAY DAD WITH TWO PENISES pants: LOL spigot: I'M OUT OF BREATH spigot: THE DOCTOR SAYS I'M NOT MORBING ENOUGH pants: CAN YOU CROSS REFERENCE MY TESTOSTERONE LEVELS WITH T-GIRL PENIS LEVELS spigot: JARVIS, JUST FOR KICKS TURN THIS MAN'S DICK INSIDE OUT pants: OW OW OW OW OWW OOW OW WOW OW OW OW spigot: I MORB TO FIGHT HIGH CHOLESTEROL [[AMERICAN_FLAG]]

spigot: DEAR PHOTOGRAPHERS: PUTTING THE GIRL IN FRONT OF A FUCKING COMPUTER MAKES YOU BOTH TOTAL IDIOTS

pants: AHEM pants: WHERE'S THE PISS BUCKET pants: OH GODDAMNIT GET YOUR FOOT OUT OF THERE pants: STOP CLOMPING AROUND THE LIVING ROOM IN A COMICAL FASHION deuce: NEVER deuce: DEATH FIRST

pants: ARE YOU GOING TO THE PARTY TONIGHT spigot: I'LL NEVER ATTEND ANOTHER PARTY AGAIN AS LONG AS I LIVE (NOT MUCH LONGER) pants: THE SWEET EMBRACE OF DEATH CANNOT COME SOON ENOUGH GALUGHLAHGLAHLG pants: WHAT COULD BE BETTER THAN GOING TO SLEEP??????? GOING TO SLEEP FOREVER pants: PLEASE TAKE CARE OF MY 9 WIENERDOGS

spigot: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN spigot: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR spigot: YOU'RE NOT LEO BUSCAGLIA

pants: I HAVE A LUMP ON MY BREAST pants: WAIT IT'S JUST A NIPPLE pants: BASH MY HAND WITH A HAMMER LIKE IN CASINO PLEASE

pants: DEBBIE HARRY IS TRYING TO KILL ME pants: SHE'S PRETENDING TO WORK ON THE TELEPHONE LINES BUT I KNOW THE TRUTH pants: GET DOWN FROM THERE YOU BITCH

spigot: MEANWHILE THE SHAMPOO VAC IS STILL SITTING OUT spigot: IF SOMEONE COMES BY TO PUT IT AWAY, I'LL ORDER MYSELF A PIZZA AND EAT IT BEFORE YOU GET HERE spigot: THAT'S THE SPIGOT PROMISE

net: IT'S LIKE A BIG GAY TRIATHLON net: FIRST THERE'S THE SUCKING, THEN THE HUMPING THEN THE DYING net: THE DECATHLON ALSO INCLUDES SUCH EVENTS AS VACUUMING AND PLAYING THE PIANO deuce: THIS ISN'T MICROSOFT DECATHLON FROM 1982 IS IT net: YOU HAVE TAKEN THE LEAD IN THE ASKING DUMB QUESTIONS EVENT

spigot: SHOULD I SIT ON A BEESWAX CANDLE OR AN HEIRLOOM TOMATO ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

deuce: DO YOU WISH TO DECLARE AN EMERGENCY effigy: YES effigy: LET MY PEOPLE GO deuce: ARRRRRR

deuce: WE ARE ALL GOD'S CHILDREN deuce: I MEAN EXCEPT EVERYONE HERE pants: BE HARD WITH ME deuce: N pants: BUT WHY THO deuce: I LOST THE ABILITY TO MAINTAIN AN ERECTION pants: AH spigot: WHATEVER'S GOING ON DOWN THERE IS PURELY DECORATIVE

spigot: CAN I OFFER YOU ANY SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES spigot: THEY'RE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS

deuce: I AM SO FUNNY IT IS DISGUSTING deuce: IT HURTS ME (DOWN DEEP INSIDE) pants: MOST THINGS DO deuce: T PANTS HE SAID HE WAS TAKING MY TEMPERATURE BUT THEN I HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL

.(pants): GRRRRRRRRR DUH MMMMMMM HURRRRRRR BLAHGLUAG HAGLUGUHLAGHLAG MMMM DUH MMMMM HUHHHHH ZZZZZZZZZ WHEN'S DINNER DUHHHHHHHH MMMMMM

pants: SOAKING THE DEEP SHAG CARPET WITH MY PISS

spigot: THE COVER OF MY HITCH-HIKER'S GUIDE SAYS WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE PANICKING I SHOULD GRAB A DICK AND SUCK IT !!!!!! THANK GOD I CAN KNEEL ON THIS TOWEL AND PUT OUT A SERIES OF SHITTY CD-ROMS deuce: THE TOWEL IS FOR CATCHING THE SPURT SIR (YOU ARE SO NAIVE) pants: PROFESSIONALS ARE ALREADY WEARING THE KNEEPADS THEY PUT ON AT 5:30 THIS MORNING deuce: THAT'S THEIR CROSS TO BEAR pants: YOU DON'T SAY

ozone: HAK KAFF WHEEZE CHOKE ozone: CHOKE GASP WHEEZE

net: I WOULD LIKE FOR MY TOILET TO BE DEEPER net: I.E. FOR THE POOP WOULD FALL FARTHER net: THE FALL SHOULD BE LONG ENOUGH THAT THE POOP IS SCARED deuce: SCARED OR SCARRED (LISTENING INTENTLY) net: SCARED AS IN FRIGHTENED FOR ITS PHYSICAL SAFETY deuce: EXCELLENT net: IF THERE WAS SOME WAY IT WOULD SCREAM ON THE WAY DOWN THAT WOULD BE BEST deuce: IT IS THE ONLY WAY THE POO WILL LEARN

atandt: PAINT AND SPACKLE atandt: HURRRRG

pants: MEANWHILE BACK IN THE DARKEST REGIONS OF AFRICA: HUALGHULAGHLAG pants: (DICKLICKING TO DRUMBEATS) pants: HUALG HUALG UHAGULG HAGAH GLHALUUH LUGHAL UHGULA LHGAL UAGHLU AAHGA LHAL BRRRRR DRILLING NOISES BLAGUBHLABGLABG

deuce: HOW STONED ARE YOU spigot: FORGET RIGHT NOW

pants: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BOYS AND GIRLS pants: IN JUST A FEW MINUTES pants: YOU WILL EXPERIENCE ONE OF THE MOST UNIQUE PAGEANTS PRESENTED ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD pants: BEGINNING IN JUST A FEW MINUTES THANK YOU pants: WE SUGGEST THAT YOU REMAIN IN THE SAME AREA UNTIL THE LIGHTS RETURN TO NORMAL pants: COLORFUL TWINKLING LIGHTS pants: COLORFUL TWINKLING LIGHTS pants: WE SUGGEST THAT YOU REMAIN IN THE SAME AREA UNTIL THE LIGHTS RETURN TO NORMAL spigot: THOSE WITH MEDICAL CONDITIONS WILL BE GIVEN PRIORITY pants: THANK YOU pants: COLORFUL TWINKLING LIGHTS spigot: THIS JUST IN pants: (BONG NOISES) : http://jerkcity.com/lights.mp3

deuce: PEACH DOESN'T SLEEP AROUND

pants: I'M COLD spigot: YOU NEED CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE DONG spigot: THINK OF ME AS THE DEEPAK CHOPACABRA pants: I WAS HOPING FOR MORE OF A DEEPTHROAT CHOPRA spigot: I WILL SEE YOUR DEEPTHROAT AND RAISE YOU A CHOPACABRA spigot: FOR A GRAND TOTAL OF spigot: DEEPTHROAT CHOPACABRA spigot: WOULD YOU LIKE A BAG pants: I'LL EAT IT HERE

spigot: IF I BEAT OFF IN YOUR FACE IS THAT STAND YOUR GROUND

pants: t deuce magneto was right (peace was never an option) deuce: he may not have been completely right deuce: but he was definitely handsome and charismatic and sure had a good point pants: what about piss (is that an option) deuce: what are your views on genderfluid piss pants: not a word deuce: is that because you yourself are genderfluid???? or because you're pissy pants: the piss one

pants: DEFINITELY GAYNESS deuce: POSSIBLE deuce: ALLEGED GAYNESS pants: WELL

: DELAYED DUE TO RAIN

spigot: NONE OF YOU SEEM TO UNDERSTAND spigot: I'M NOT LOCKED IN HERE WITH YOU spigot: YOU'RE LOCKED UP IN HERE WITH ME AND STOUFFER'S FAMILY STYLE LASAGNA AVAILABLE IN YOUR GROCER'S FREEZER

pants: I NEVER MEANT TO BREAK YOUR HEART pants: BALLS pants: WHATEVER deuce: ARE YOU SURE BECAUSE YOUR FOLLOW THROUGH WITH THE MALLET WAS DELIBERATE AND FORCEFUL

deuce: FUCK PEAS pants: COME WITH ME pants: AND I'LL SHOW YOU A WORLD OF DELICIOUS ENGLISH PEAS FRESH FROM THE GARDEN deuce: FUCK THEM pants: WE WERE BROUGHT UP ON FROZEN PEAS FROM SAFEWAY WHICH ARE FUCKING DISGUSTING deuce: THAT IS TRUE BUT THEY CAN STILL GO FUCK THEMSELVES

pants: I'D DONATE TO THE RELIEF EFFORT BUT MY CAT NEEDS CHEMO pants: FOLKS YOU TAKE THE FRESH PESTO WITH PINE NUTS AND CHEESE MIXED IN THEN SPREAD IT THICK LIKE PEANUT BUTTER ONTO THE PIZZA spigot: ACTUALLY IT'S ONE OF THE OLD BLACK-AND-WHITE RE-RUNS BUT DON'T LET ME INTERRUPT pants: TONIGHT'S EPISODE OF SPIGOT THE BEAR IS FILMED IN TECHNOCOLOR

pants: gonna make tarballs spigot: are those like lemon bars deuce: they're a bit like madeleines

pants: ADMIT NOTHING! pants: DENY EVERYTHING! pants: DEMAND PROOF! pants: OH WHO AM I KIDDING HULGAHLGHALUGHALUGHLUAHLAG

dick: T DEUCE IT'S YOUR TURN TO BE THE JERKCITY DEN MOTHER deuce: T DICK BUK BUK BUK deuce: I THOUGHT YOU SAID JERKCITY ***HEN*** MOTHER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 deuce: GET IT ???????????????????? deuce: PEOPLE ????????????????????????????? deuce: I'M TAKING THIS SHIT TO BROADWAY IT'S OBVIOUSLY TOO HOT FOR YOU PEOPLE

spigot: I THOUGHT DIX WAS DENVER INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT!!!!!!!! INSTEAD I AM IN A COMPARTMENT???????

deuce: T PANTS REMEMBER WHEN RIKER WANTED TO FUCK A HOLOGRAM BUT JUST ENDED UP FUCKING ME MORE IN THE ASS pants: T DEUCE I DO NOT REMEMBER

spigot: DEPLOYING MY NUTS AS AN INTERNATIONAL POLICE APPARATUS

deuce: PORNOGRAPHY IS MY DEPO PROVERA

pants: I AM DESCENDING SOMEHOW pants: SINKING, BEING LOWERED deuce: INTO A VAT OF DICK ??? pants: TOO DARK TO TELL (WILL SEND UPDATES)

deuce: NOTHING A HIGH-YIELD THERMONUCLEAR EXPLOSION CAN'T CURE pants: BACK TO BEING A DESERT spigot: ARE YOU SAYING I CAN ORDER 2 LARGE DEEP DISH PIZZAS

spigot: IF YOU COULD WISH FOR THREE PEOPLE TO HAVE WITH YOU ON A DESERT ISLAND spigot: WOULD YOU NOT FACTOR IN WHETHER THEY'D ACTUALLY ENJOY BEING UPROOTED FROM THEIR LIVES AND STUCK THERE WITH YOU spigot: SUDDENLY EXPECTED TO DISPENSE WISDOM OR PERFORM OR BE ENGAGING IN ANY WAY deuce: I'D CHOOSE THEM BASED ON BEING A SUPPLEMENTAL FOOD SOURCE