deuce: APPARENTLY IN FRANCE THE LAW IS THAT YOU HAVE A POSITIVE OBLIGATION TO ASSIST PEOPLE IN TROUBLE deuce: FUCK FRANCE pants: I HAVE BEEN TRYING FOR YEARS (THEY DO NOT LET FRUITS INTO THE COUNTRY) deuce: I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED ABOUT YOU NOW deuce: MUST BE THE POT

pants: COCKS deuce: WELL THERE YOU ARE deuce: I WAS GETTING JIZZY (OKAY I'M ALWAYS JIZZY) deuce: I WAS JUST GETTING MORE JIZZY IS WHAT I'M SAYING deuce: NO THAT'S NOT TRUE EITHER deuce: FUCK IT DRINKING GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG

spigot: T DEUCE DO U STILL LIKE THE SPRITE IN ME :CUP_WITH_STRAW: deuce: FMMITA

deuce: NOW FUCK OFF FATTY pants: :Q deuce: NOT VI FAGGOT pants: :Q!

pants: FUCK THE AMISH pants: AN EYE FOR [obscured] pants: SHITBALLS (BALLS OF SHIT)

spigot: FUCK THIS STUPID COUNTRY spigot: HOW ABOUT LEGALIZING DOPE AND USING THE PROCEEDS TO BUILD A SOLID GOLD ATOMIC BOMB

deuce: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE deuce: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS pants: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES deuce: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS

pants: FUCK TOM NOOK deuce: I don't know who that is pants: you've seen his mugshot, google it deuce: oh, the famous terrorist pants: his most recent appeal to the supreme court failed, in guantanamo he will stay

pants: YES I WILL HAVE ANOTHER DONG spigot: TWO FOR ME deuce: FUCK YEAH

pants: GET /THE/DICK HTTP/1.1 bung: 200 OK

pants: fuck yeah deuce: the same

pants: MAKING FTP CONNECTION TO PREP.AI.MIT.EDU pants: FUCK YOU ANSWER pants: FUCKING WAKE UP MIT pants: FUCKING DO SOMETHING USEFUL pants: FUCKING JUST LIE THERE THEN pants: PISSY DICKS FOR $200 PLEASE pants: WHAT pants: IT IS SO A CATEGORY

pants: PLEASE WRITE TO ME SLOWLY AS I AM IN THE SOVIET UNION pants: WE ONLY HAVE 2400 BAUD deuce: FUCK YOU RED pants: I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO VIEW YOUR 21MB AVI ATTACHMENT, I HAD TO ABORT THE DOWNLOAD pants: REPEAT: ABORT THE DOWNLOAD

deuce: HI pants: FUCK YOU spigot: WELCOME DEUCE spigot: WELCOME PANTS pants: FUCK YOU TOO

deuce: NEXT TIME YOU GET THE URGE TO SAY SOMETHING PROFOUND deuce: FUCK YOUR OWN FACE

deuce: FUCKCHUNKS spigot: I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU MIX UP WORDS LIKE THAT

spigot: NURK NURK NURK I WISH MORE PEOPLE WOULD LAUGH LOUDLY AROUND ME AND TALK ABOUT POSTSCRIPT!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: HUHHHHHHH deuce: IT'S ALMOST LIKE I'VE LOST ALL WILL TO LIVE spigot: GURF GURF YOU SAID IT FOLKS WE'RE FUCKING DIPSHIT DICKLICKERS!!!!!!!!!!! BAB-5 PARTY

pants: MY COCK IS NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH pants: SUBTEXT: TOTALLY TRIFLE WITH MY COCK, FUCKING GO, DO IT

pants: ABSENTMINDEDLY FONDLING MY GENITALS deuce: THREE FUCKING IDIOTS pants: Q*BERT

pants: WHY THE FUCK DOESN'T THE LIVING ROOM MACHINE WORK deuce: WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM pants: YOU FUCKING POWERMAC FAGGOT COMPUTER deuce: SHUT THE FUCK UP IN THERE pants: I KISS YOU deuce: WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM pants: HOLY GOD YOU ARE POUNDING ME TO POWDER deuce: WHAM WHAM WHAM deuce: AND THERE IT GOES (PERFECT DAVID ATTENBOROUGH VOICE) pants: HOLY

spigot: STARTING AN ACCOUNT WHERE I PUT ALL THE TRASH BACK IN CLEANED UP SPOTS AROUND THE BAY AREA

atandt: NOTHING IS WORKING RIGHT TODAY deuce: YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD THEN

pants: CARPE BONER

spigot: I'M GOING TO SHOOT OUT THE LIGHTS AND WE CAN WHISPER GAY THINGS TO EACH OTHER IN THE DARK spigot: STOP YOUR FUCKING CRYING spigot: WHY CAN'T YOU BE HAPPY BEING GAY spigot: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE A FUCKING SHIT HEAD spigot: LOOK AT MY DUMB GAY BALLS DANGLING IN THE SUMMER SUN spigot: SHOW'S OVER HERE LADY - PAY ATTENTION spigot: YOU'RE ALL FIRED

spigot: FUNNY THING HAPPENED IN THE BIG STALL JUST BEFORE I CAME OUT HERE spigot: SO I'M SUCKIN' AWAY AT THIS GUY'S DICK RIGHT spigot: HE REACHES OVER AND CLOCKS ME SQUARE IN THE CHOPS spigot: SO I CAN'T HELP IT AND I CLAMP DOWN MY QUEER MOUTH spigot: SO I FIGURE I'LL CALM HIM DOWN AND I PULL OUT SOME JUDY BLUME BOOKS pants: FUCKING SHUT UP spigot: JUST A LITTLE IMPROMPTU OPEN READING, FIRST BLUBBER THEN SUPERFUDGE spigot: OKAY LOOKS LIKE MY TIME'S UP pants: GET THE HOOK pants: SHOW US YOUR TITS spigot: I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK

deuce: LET'S HOPE REALNETWORKS MAINTAINS ITS STRONG COMMITMENT TO FUCKING UGLY CLUNKY SOFTWARE

deuce: FUD!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: *F*EAR*U*NCERTAINY*D*ONGS spigot: FUD spigot: #SHEEPLE pants: FUDDS AND TACTICOOLS spigot: WHAT IF I WANT TO JERK OFF WITH SPECIFIC, WHITELISTED TEENS

pants: MILK MILK spigot: LEMONADE pants: AROUND THE CORNER YOU'LL GET :POINT-RIGHT: :POINT-RIGHT: :POINT-RIGHT: :POINT-RIGHT: LAID :POINT-LEFT::POINT-LEFT::POINT-LEFT: :POINT-LEFT: deuce: GET IN THE SEX TRAFFICKING VAN

pants: CAN'T WE JUST SEND THE POO INTO SPACE deuce: NO THERE ARE MONSTERS UP THERE deuce: THEY EAT POO FOR FUEL SO WE'LL ONLY BE SOWING THE SEEDS OF OUR OWN DESTRUCTION pants: SPACE MONSTERS???? OR ARE WE AT SEA AND I SHOULD POO OVER THE BOW (STARBOARD SIDE)

pants: YUMPIN YIMINEY pants: I'LL SEE YOU ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE BALLS pants: WON'T YOU PLEASE HELP pants: A TREASURE TROVE OF DICK pants: A GAY GAY DAY IN AUGUST (DA DUM) pants: FUH SEZ I pants: PRICKS OF MASS DISTRACTION THAT'S FOR SURE pants: YAN CAN CRAM pants: OASIS pants: A GAY PARADE DOWN MAIN STREET pants: BLINDFOLD AND CHOKE ME PLZ

spigot: fuggeddabobtbuubouggbtpptpbpitiit spigot: seriously just let it go

pants: T DEUCE I'M FULL OF LUNCH deuce: I AM BEREFT OF BALLS deuce: WITH A DISTINCT DEARTH OF DICK

deuce: FULL OF PIZZA, DICK pants: MEAN TO SAY FULL OF DICK, PIZZA pants: DID YOU NOT ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! deuce: NO pants: WHAT deuce: THERE IS CLEARLY MORE PIZZA THAN DICK

pants: MAKE SURE YOU COUNT HOW MANY COWS YOU SEE, I WANT A FULL REPORT deuce: ALL OUT OF COWS

pants: PAT ME ON MY HEAD AND SEND ME ON MY WAY

deuce: SHOOTING SELF IN THE FACE pants: DO YOU SMELL BURNING HAIR deuce: WHAT pants: LEMME SHOW YOU SOMETHING (FUMBLING WITH TRENCHCOAT)

atandt: GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN deuce: AGREED

pants: IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEBODY SUCKS A COCK pants: THEN IT'S BUSINESS deuce: SERIOUS BUSINESS deuce: THEN THE GAMES REALLY BEGIN pants: THAT'S WHEN YOU KNOW YOU'RE DOWNTOWN spigot: DOWN / TOWN

dick: BONE ME UP FOR FUN AND PROFIT dick: OR YOU dick: EITHER WAY dick: JUST DIG IN, SPORT deuce: COCKS

spigot: THE FIRST RULE FOR ROBOTS SHOULD BE THAT THEY NEVER HARM HUMANS (EXCEPT FOR ONES THAT CRANK CALL ME OR DUMPED ME A LONG TIME AGO) pants: I LICK DICKS FOR FUN AND PROFIT

dick: SUCKING RANDOM DICK FOR FUN AND PROFIT deuce: HHUHUHUHUHHUHUHUHUHUHUHU JOINING YOU deuce: T DICK HOW SHALL WE STARTING SUCKING DEPTH FIRST OR BREADTH FIRST dick: ONE IN MY HAND IS WORTH TWO UP MY ASS deuce: WHILE YOU'RE SITTING THERE NOT ANSWERING ME THE DICKS ARE GETTING OUT OF HAND dick: NOT REALLY!!!!!!!

deuce: ready for some fun facts deuce: blhablhblhblgab bhlgbuahtlbtulh ablhgblahutbtdlbhtlbuh alhdrlighw4eillk lkf sfl34f hrlshelf k 34ofih 34f 4flkef h34f3 948 klsdf f8 34f 384ofh 34lfkhs890fytwe 9fh43fihofhlsa

pants: FUCK FIREWORKS deuce: WELL THEY'RE FUN IF YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THEM BEFORE pants: AND OTHER THINGS THAT SCARE ANIMALS LIKE LOW-FLYING PLANES AND MY PRETTY PINK PRICK deuce: I WOULDN'T CALL IT "PRETTY" deuce: "VAGUELY PASSABLE IN LOW LIGHT" IS ABOUT THE BEST I CAN GIVE YOU

spigot: SURELY HIS MAJESTY MEANS CHICKS WITHOUT DICKS ??? spigot: SLUTS MINUS NUTS, YOUR GRACE spigot: WHAT / IF OUR PRICKS spigot: HAD / FUN LITTLE HATS

deuce: I'M PRETTY FUNKDAFIED PEOPLE spigot: IS THAT STREET LINGO FOR DRUNK deuce: NO, RICH spigot: RICH ON BEING DRUNK spigot: SOMETIMES I LIKE TO GET ALL MY PORN MAGAZINES AND VIDEOS AND STACK THEM ALL UP IN A BIG PILE JUST TO SEE HOW MUCH I HAVE

spigot: IN SOVIET RUSSIA CRAIGSLIST SCAM **YOU** spigot: OKAY TAKING A BONGHIT TO BE FUNNIER

pants: CLICK HERE TO GET THE PLUG-IN

deuce: DON'T TRY TO GET OUT OF THIS BY SHOWING ME YOUR BALLS pants: DUCKS ARE STEALING MY PENIS deuce: OKAY I'M GOING TO EXIT THIS CONVERSATION NOW pants: I AM BIG LIKE TUNA CAN pants: NUGGGGGGGH HULK WEAR CHAPS, VISIT BARS WITH FUNNY NAMES AND NO WINDOWS deuce: STILL OUT OF THE CONVERSATION

deuce: IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF QUICHE I'D BE A FISTING QUICHE deuce: I'M A DONUT HOLE deuce: GIRLS ARE FUNNY WHEN THEY CRY

deuce: I HOPE YOU PEOPLE HAVEN'T BEEN FUNNY WHILE I'VE BEEN GONE pants: SIR NO SIR pants: WE'VE BEEN PRETTY DROLL pants: CURRENT EVENTS, WORLD AFFAIRS, THAT SORT OF THING

pants: LOWER ME INTO THE DICK PIT PLZ pants: COME BACK NEXT WEEK AND CHECK ON ME pants: SERIOUSLY JUST GO pants: I'LL BE FINE HERE pants: THIS TIME I BROUGHT PLENTY OF SINGLES (FOR TIPS)

pants: PLEASE JUST LET ME BEAT OFF NORMALLY, JUST THIS ONCE pants: MAYBE I COULD MASTURBATE USING PORNOGRAPHY deuce: I THOUGHT YOU LIKED THE GUNFIRE AND INTERMITTENT, BLOOD-CURDLING SCREAMS deuce: AND ARABIC MUSIC pants: THOSE ARE ALL FINE, I'M REFERRING TO (UNSPECIFIED) pants: (FURTHER UNSPECIFIED)

pants: IT IS 1999 AND I AM MAKING WEB COMICS: I HAVE EATEN THE ENTIRE SLEEVE OF OREOS pants: IT IS 2024 AND I AM MAKING WEB COMICS: THE ENTIRE SLEEVE OF OREOS HAS BEEN EATEN spigot: ONLY YEGGS WHAT WENT TO COLLEGE UNDERSTAND THAT COMICS JOKE

spigot: ONE DAY COMPUTERS MIGHT FIT UP MY REAR END

deuce: I SEE YOU SUCKING pants: OH YOU DO NOT deuce: SORT OF, IT'S FUZZY DOWN THERE pants: (NOTICES GLORYHOLE) pants: OKAY YOU DO

deuce: I'VE BEEN SICK YOU KNOW

deuce: EXCUSE ME SIR BUT I'M PRETTY SURE WHAT YOU'RE POKING AT RIGHT THERE IS MY CUNT AND NOT MY ASS

pants: I WOKE UP TODAY AND IT WAS LIKE THIS atandt: THIS IS NOT A GOOD THING pants: SHOULD WE INVOLVE FEMA, OSHA, PETA, HOMELAND SECURITY, LINUS, THEO, U.S. REPRESENTATIVE EDWARD L. SCHROCK OF VIRGINIA, SPIGOT THE BEAR spigot: LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS pants: NOW WHAT DO WE DO atandt: 9/11 (NEVER FORGET)

deuce: GAY BUTT SEX PARTY

spigot: WELL THAT GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH spigot: :DARK_SUNGLASSES: spigot: GOT PROVOLOWNED

deuce: GAY RINGED ASTEROIDS

spigot: THAT WAS AN ADVENTURE IN THE TOILET pants: DID YOU DEFEAT THE TROLL IN COMBAT spigot: WHO PUT A PAMPHLET IN THE MAILBOX pants: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S A TROLL IN THE BASEMENT spigot: I FOUND A SACK LUNCH AND ATE IT pants: HOLY CRAP THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF DOWN HERE

pants: HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY PANTS spigot: I DIALED 10-10-321 spigot: A GAGGLE OF FAGGOTY FAGGOTS pants: THIS IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE WHEN THE DOVES CRY spigot: HURF HURF HURF HURF HURF HURF HURF spigot: SIR IN THE NEXT STALL ARE YOU MASTURBATING OR BEATING EGGS FOR AN OMELETTE deuce: TORA TORA TORA

pants: /O\ /O\ pants: \O/ /O\ pants: /OO\ deuce: FOR CHRIST'S SAKE WHERE'S THE FIRE BUTTON

spigot: SERIOUSLY IF ANYONE HAS GALAGA ROMS spigot: OR GALAGA DONGS (I CAN WAIT ON THE CURB)

spigot: OKAY I ACCIDENTALLY SAT ON A BAG OF EGG ROLLS pants: SAY IT ISN'T SO spigot: T PANTS "ACCIDENTALLY" THAT IS pants: HOW CAN I SUCK THIS DICK WITHOUT GETTING GRIME AND GRIT ON MY TEETH spigot: THAT'S WHY (SERIOUSLY) YOU SHOULD FORM A GAME PLAN pants: SCREAMING AT YOU FROM THE URINALS

spigot: T DEUCE SITTING DOWN WITH HR AND ARRANGING 21 DAYS IN REHAB TO RECOVER FROM A POV OVERDOSE spigot: ALSO I HAD A SPERM OVERLOAD A GANGBANG AUDITION AND A FACE FULL OF DIESEL

spigot: WHO CAN TURN A GAP spigot: INTO A GAPE

spigot: THROW A FUCKING PARADE PEOPLE

spigot: WHY HASN'T ANYBODY NOTICED NOBODY PAYS ATTENTION TO ANYONE ANYMORE deuce: YES DEAR I'LL TAKE OUT THE TRASH AFTER THIS GAME IS OVER spigot: DESTINATION: DONGS pants: CHRIST IS LORD pants: GET IT ON pants: TALK ME DOWN, TALK ME OFF spigot: I NEED MORE TO GO ON THAN JUST YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH

pants: T SPIGOT IS IT TOO EARLY TO PLANT MY BULBS spigot: YOU MEAN LIKE ON MY FACE

pants: I NOTICE NONE OF YOU EVEN BOTHERED TO TUNE INTO MY GARDENING LIVESTREAM pants: I DON'T KNOW WHY I BOTHER pants: BOTH OF YOU MISSED OUT ON THE PLANTING OF THE ORANGE HAT TOMATO PLANT spigot: OH THAT WAS TODAY deuce: I WAS BUSY WASHING MY HAIR spigot: NO I WAS THERE JUST IN THE BACK

pants: LORDY deuce: GARDYLOO pants: WOT'S ALL THIS NOW deuce: COS GAY

spigot: THAT GARFIELD!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! ALWAYS IN THE LASAGNA!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! spigot: T PANTS I WANT HIM AND ODIE TO GET ALONG spigot: OH YEAH HE SLEEPS LIKE THAT pants: ZZZ

spigot: CAN YOU PUT ON AURORA SNOW GARKING IN THE BACKGROUND (QUIETLY) deuce: RIGHT I DON'T WANT TO BE DISRUPTIVE I JUST WANT TO ADD ATMOSPHERE

deuce: I LIKE THE WORD _GASLIGHTING_ SO I'M GOING TO USE IT EVERYWHERE pants: NO YOU’VE NEVER LIKED THAT WORD

deuce: COCKS pants: GASP deuce: COCKS pants: SWOON deuce: C O C K S (SUNG VERY HIGH) pants: APPLAUSE

deuce: I'VE GOT WESSONALITY deuce: HOLY HURRRRRRRRRR BHADBVLAHKR FVADH DFUBDFLBHDF deuce: BDFK;JBBJDAJKLBJL;DJKBDFJKBJK;FJDBJLSA deuce: GASPING FOR AIR deuce: BHABSDFBKADFBL BHADKLB DFBJDLBK DBJ DFB deuce: CALL THE POLICE THIS IS HURRRRRRRRRRRR deuce: BUMP BUMP BUMP FFFFFFFFFFFFF deuce: MEDIC

pants: FLUSHING MY DONG DOWN THE CRAPPER effigy: ...CALLING ROTO-ROOTER pants: REELING IT BACK IN WITH AN ALLIGATOR ATTACHED TO THE TIP pants: EATING IT, FLUSHING IT BACK DOWN FOR MORE GATOR MEAT pants: SOON IT WILL BE CHRISTMAS DAY

spigot: GAY ABOUT THE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STARRING SPIGOT pants: I'VE SEEN THIS ONE spigot: LORDY

spigot: GAY ABOUT THE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: STARRING SPIGOT spigot: BRING OUT YOUR DONGS

spigot: GAY AND ALONE spigot: AGAIN spigot: SO ARE WE HAVING BRUNCH OR NOT

pants: WHO WANTS TO BE GAY AT 300 BAUD (ALSO 1200, 9600, 14400, 28800, 56K)

pants: I AM WILLING TO BE GAY AT LOW, LOW PRICES

spigot: I SUSPECT I WILL BE FOUND GUILTY OF FIRST DEGREE DICKLICKING pants: YOU CAN'T SEND US OUT THERE WITH THAT GAY BAT FLYING AROUND

pants: HOLD VERY STILL THERE'S A GAY BEE BEHIND YOU spigot: T PANTS GET IT OFF ME *BEEP* spigot: *BEEP* spigot: *BEEP* pants: DON'T MOVE SERIOUSLY HE LOOKS REALLY GAY spigot: *BEEP* pants: IF I CAN CATCH IT I'LL PUT IT OUTSIDE

atandt: DONGS atandt: DONGS spigot: DONGS atandt: ARE WE A GAY BELL? spigot: I CAN ANSWER THAT WITH A TUG OF THIS CORD spigot: URMPH spigot: OW spigot: GLUGHLGUH spigot: I CANNOT ANSWER THAT

spigot: A COUPLA DOZEN COCKS AND PEOPLE WANNA LABEL YOU deuce: WILLINGLY TOUCH SOMEONE ELSE'S WIENER EVER: GAY FOREVER deuce: GAY BIT SET, CANNOT BE RESET pants: EVEN IN THE NEXT LIFE????????????????? YES

spigot: IF I CALL A GAY CHAT LINE CAN THEY SEE ME WITH THEIR GAY DICKS OR WHAT'S THE DEAL spigot: BECAUSE I'M A REAL WHIZ WITH DICKS pants: LET MY PEOPLE GO spigot: FUCK OFF

pants: T SPIGOT THIS CORN DOG YOU GAVE ME IS GAY spigot: T PANTS YOU DON'T USE IT LIKE THAT

spigot: I'M A GAY COW MMMMOOOOOOOOO URF HOMPH spigot: I BELONG IN A FAIRY DAIRY spigot: SOMEBODY MILK ME PEOPLE spigot: I'M UDDERLY QUEER spigot: HOW FAT ALL THE BLOGGERS AND SUICIDE GIRLS ARE

spigot: I WAS BANNED FROM THE CASTRO FOR GAY CRIMES I DIDN'T COMMIT

pants: I'M SOME MANNER OF GAY DINGUS deuce: I DON'T KNOW THAT WORD deuce: "GAY" spigot: UH deuce: WHAT DOES IT MEAN spigot: I USED TO THINK IT WAS AN ADJECTIVE BUT NOW I SEE HOW IT CAN ALSO BE A BIG FAT NOUN RIGHT HERE IN MY FACE AND DESK (PLEASE CALL MY MANAGER ASAP)

pants: I'M A GAY DINOSAUR pants: ROAR

spigot: GRABBING THE BLUE BULB AND SQUEEZING MEDICINES UP AND AROUND deuce: T PANTS DUDE IS HE LIKE GAY pants: HUHHHHHHHH SWIMMER'S EAR (FRANTIC) :Microsoft Chat [X] : /!\ The user pants is not connected. : [ OK ]

atandt: I'M SOME KIND OF GAY EMOTICON atandt: :-) deuce: :-0 --8 atandt: YOU APPEAR TO BE GAYER THAN I atandt: I DON'T THINK I CAN BEAT THAT

deuce: I'M A QUASI-STELLAR OBJECT

: SPIGOT APPEARS IN A POOFY CLOUD OF GAY FATNESS spigot: DON'T LOOK AT THE CAMERA spigot: I HAVE TO GO NOW

pants: I WAS LOCKED IN THE SPARE TOILET THE WHOLE TIME pants: WE'RE TALKING BRASS TALKS OR ELBOW GREASE pants: DESERVE VICTORY

atandt: PEOPLE atandt: MY FACE IS NOT A ZERO-SUM GAME deuce: T ATANDT YOU ARE CORRECT (I ALWAYS WIN) atandt: HOLY deuce: LET'S TALK GAY GAME THEORY