pants: AHLGHUALGHLAG pants: YEAH pants: I LIKES IT pants: GRUNT DUH MOOO HUFF HUFF HUFF pants: TEABAG ALL GNOMES pants: MAKE A MAN OUT OF ME pants: GO ON

deuce: PA RUM PA PUM PUM / CUM IN MY BUM spigot: AND THEN HE DIED AND THOSE ARE HIS LAST WORDS spigot: DEUCE LOVED TO RHYME spigot: WHETHER IT BE DICKS WITH PRICKS OR DONGS WITH TONGS OR BEERS WITH QUEERS spigot: DEUCE LOVED TO LICK DICK spigot: LIGHTS DIM, WHAT ABOUT LOVE, SLIDE SHOW : DEUCE : 1998-2015

pants: T DEUCE YOU WANT MY BODY pants: MMMMMM deuce: T PANTS I MAY pants: MY GYPSY GIRL

pants: OOF OW pants: BONK BONK BONK BONK pants: PLEASE SIR deuce: STOP SQUIRMING

deuce: LET'S ALL MOVE TO JERKCITY atandt: PACKING deuce: FAG TRAP atandt: STILL PACKING pants: ALSO PACKING

net: COCKS? net: WHY DO THEY CALL YOU PANTS? net: I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU WEAR ANY pants: ZZZ

pants: ZZZ SNORK WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT DICKS

atandt: I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT atandt: FROM TODAY ON, MY BALLS ARE NO LONGER PUBLIC DOMAIN atandt: THERE WILL BE A SMALL LICENSING FEE pants: ZZZZ

pants: HULAGHULAHGLUAHGLUAHGLAHLUAHLAHULHALAG OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE NINE DEAD NURSES WILL SURELY GET ME AN AUDIENCE WITH ANN RULE HAGBAUBAGLHJAG

deuce: I LIKE DICK pants: YOU SURE DO

pants: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I AM ONE BAD RABBIT pants: ALL SUSPECTS ARE INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY pants: I VOTE DICKS

pants: I WANT A WATER SAMPLE (HOLD STILL) deuce: THAT HURTS (MY FEELINGS)

pants: I WILL WRECK YOU SEXUALLY deuce: I WOULD LIKE THAT

pants: I WOULD LIKE TO FIGHT WETNESS pants: BEFORE IT STARTS

deuce: I'M A TOILET pants: I MUST USE YOU deuce: PLEASE FLUSH AFTERWARDS

pants: DICKS!!!!!!!! LUAHGLUAHUGLAUHGLHAGLUAHALGHLGHL OW OW OW HLKAGHULAHGLAHGLHAGLHLAHLUGAG OW OW HULAGUHLAGHULUHALGHULAHUGA OW OW NOT LEARNING LUGHLAHGLUAHGLUAHLGG

pants: AT THIS POINT WE'VE TESTED YOU FOR STRESS AND NOW WE'RE JUST TRYING TO SEE WHAT YOU'LL EAT spigot: (STAGE WHISPERING) HE'S EATING OTHELLO PIECES pants: THE COCONUT ALMOND NUTBUTTERS WERE NOT EVEN OPENED spigot: COCONUT ALMOND NUTBUTTERS READS LIKE STRIKE ONE, STRIKE TWO, STRIKE THREE

pants: I HAVE A HEADACHE SO EVERYBODY NEEDS TO USE DARK MODE AND TALK IN LOWERCASE PLEASE

spigot: FOLKS, GONNA START THE DRINKING EARLY SO I CAN GET A HEAD START ON MY AFTERNOON NAP

pants: ARE YOU SURE MAGIC BUTTHOLE INSURANCE IS A GOOD IDEA deuce: IT'S NOT INSURANCE IT'S A GUARANTEE pants: JUST FILL IT WITH ROOT BEER AND GET ON WITH IT deuce: A MAGIC BUTTHOLE FLOAT pants: ADD SOME ICED CREAM deuce: HEADCRABS

spigot: FATHER OF SLAINSIX YEAR OLD SPEAKS OUT spigot: BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEYHOWARD STERN'S PENIS spigot: IF YOU VACCINATEAN AUTISTIC CHILDIT PUTS HIM OR HERIN A SPECIAL SECRETVIDEO GAME MODE

deuce: I'M HEADWARD BOUND net: I'M DIRTY net: SOMEONE CLEAN ME deuce: WE ARE ONE net: PROBABLY A GOOD HOSING OFF WOULD DO deuce: MY HOSE IS EMPTY

pants: @DAPHEKNEE TREE LIMBS THAT TOUCH OR FALL ON POWER LINES CAN CAUSE ELECTRICAL OUTAGES, PROPERTY DAMAGE, FIRES AND PERSONAL INJURY pants: @DAPHEKNEE TREE PRUNING IS NOT ONLY IMPORTANT IT'S NECESSARY pants: @DAPHEKNEE ARBORISTS RECOMMEND THAT TREES BE PRUNED FOR THEIR HEALTH, SAFETY AND LONGEVITY

deuce: I HAD A DREAM THAT YOU HAD A GAY DREAM pants: WHOA pants: WHAT IS A GAY DREAM IN A NON-GAY DREAM IF NOT A GAY DREAM pants: I MEAN ANY NUMBER OF GAY BITS MAKE ALL FIELDS GAY pants: THIS IS WHY WE ALL SHOULD BE ISOLATED AND NOT ALLOWED TO VOTE pants: I'M CELEBRATING WITH HEALTHY EATING CHOICES AND WATER FROM THE SINK

pants: T SPIGOT HEAR ME OUT I'M JUST SAYIN' JUST SPITBALLIN' pants: BUT WHAT IF WE DID pants: WAIT FOR IT pants: SO CLOSE pants: IMPROV OVER ZOOM

spigot: JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW I'M THINKING OF YOU AND I'M GLAD WE'RE FRIENDS pants: :HEARTS: spigot: SIR THE REACTION EMOJI IS LITERALLY A BIG FAT FUCK YOU

spigot: JOHN GLENN BEGINS PRACTICE COUNTDOWN spigot: THREE spigot: HURFMBPH deuce: HEART ATTACK spigot: DRIBBLING

spigot: MICROWAVE PUMPKIN BARS pants: ARE WE PLAYING MATCH GAME pants: BECAUSE IF WE ARE I NEED TO BE EXCUSED pants: THIS IS ALL TOO MUCH pants: MY HEART

deuce: THE TERM "HEARTBURN" IS A MISNOMER deuce: IT'S ACTUALLY YOUR HEART DROWNING

deuce: I'M IN THE HEARTLAND pants: I SMOKE THE DIE FASTER BRAND deuce: WE SHALL MEET JESUS TOGETHER

deuce: I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE A HEART TO HEART ABOUT YOUR PACKAGE (ADDRESSED TO NO ONE IN PARTICULAR)

deuce: CAN I GO TO HEAVEN NOW pants: ALMOST deuce: ABOUT HALFWAY UP OR WHAT DO YOU THINK pants: JUST PLEASE STOP SQUIRMING

pants: T DEUCE I GOT VERY GAY LAST NIGHT pants: T DEUCE I AM RECOVERING NICELY (IN-N-OUT, BONGHITS) deuce: T PANTS ARE YOU INTO HEAVY PETTING pants: T DEUCE I WILL LET YOU GO TO FIFTH BASE AND NO FURTHER

spigot: WHY ARE THE BACKGROUNDS WHITE THIS WEEK pants: THEY'RE AT THE DRY CLEANERS pants: SOMEBODY SPILLED RED WINE ALL OVER THE FIELD spigot: DID THEY FIND OUT WHO SPILLED THE BONGWATER pants: SHUT UP RIGHT NOW spigot: I ALSO KNOW YOU LET THE CRAB BACKSTAGE lobster: I DRANK TOO MUCH

pants: T DEUCE ALL THE PROSTITUTES YOU KILLED ARE GOING TO GREET YOU IN HELL deuce: T PANTS WHATEVER !!!!!!!!!!!

pants: HEIL ME LIKE HITLER

deuce: I AM BEING HELD UNDERWATER OOOOOO pants: I WILL SAVE YOU deuce: ........... deuce: DROWNED

dick: I AM WOMAN / SEE ME GROW

pants: YOU GOT THAT RIGHT pants: YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT pants: DAMN STRAIGHT pants: HELL YES pants: I CONCUR pants: INDEED pants: SIR YES SIR pants: ALL RIGHT THEN

atandt: HELLO ?? YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER atandt: HELLO ?? PLEASE HOLD FOR THE CASTING DIRECTOR atandt: HELLO ?? YES THIS IS JERKCITY atandt: WHY YES OUR REFRIGERATOR IS RUNNING atandt: WHAT atandt: GRR atandt: HELLO ?? I'M SORRY HE'S OUT OF THE OFFICE RIGHT NOW atandt: I'LL TELL HIM YOU CALLED THANKS atandt: HELLO ?? LET ME TRANSFER YOU TO THE COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT atandt: PLEASE HOLD pants: WHY ARE YOU ANSWERING PHONES atandt: WE'RE SHORT OF HELP THIS SEASON AND-- pants: I DON'T REALLY CARE YOU KNOW

deuce: YOU GAVE ME THE CLAP effigy: THAT WAS YOUR MOTHER

: ULDA : |ERE pants: pants: HELLO pants: OKAY (pants): YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

spigot: HELLO ONLINE FRIENDS!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! !! spigot: I JUST WANTED TO INTRODUCE MYSELF I'VE BEEN LURKING FOR ABOUT spigot: A MONTH NOW AND I ALSO LIKE TO SUCK DICK LIKE A spigot: DUMB FAGGOT!!!!! OKAY BYE!!!! spigot {{{{{{{{{{{{ HUGS }}}}}}}}}}}}

deuce: I TOTALLY SEE WHAT YOU WERE TRYING TO DO THERE (WEARING MY HELMET, SMOKING MY PIPE, TWIRLING AN UMBRELLA) pants: (UNICYCLE, OVERALLS, ONE MAN BAND)

spigot: HELP / I NEED SOMEBODY spigot: HELP / NOT JUST ANYBODY spigot: BAM BAM BAM SIR IN THE NEXT STALL I AM ASKING FOR HELP spigot: I AM REACHING MY HAND UNDER THE PARTITION FOR COINS/TOKENS

spigot: HELP spigot: I'VE FALLEN DOWN A VERY DEEP MINESHAFT spigot: I'VE BROKEN EVERY BONE IN MY BODY spigot: I'M IMPALED ON IRON REBAR IN AT LEAST THREE PLACES spigot: I'M BLEEDING TO DEATH pants: (REDDIT VOICE) YOU GOT THIS

deuce: :FORTUNE_COOKIE: TODAY YOU WILL GET _GANG RAPED_ spigot: DID YOU MEAN _GROUP HUGGED_ deuce: IT'S A SPECIAL HUG

spigot: IF ONLY I HAD A HAMMER AND A MAP TO MOTEL 6 spigot: THUMP THUMP THUMP spigot: LET ME OUT OF HERE PEOPLE !!! IT'S THE WEEKEND SO I'M GOING TO HAVE TO BE HERE UNTIL MONDAY deuce: T SPIGOT I'M ON MY WAY

spigot: I SAID PLEASE PASS THE BONG AND HELP ME SMOKE IT pants: OH YOU

spigot: OKAY I NEED TO REGISTER ANOTHER DOMAIN AGAIN (HELP ME EVERYONE) atandt: GAYBAR.COM bung: BUSSTATION.COM bung: MENSROOM.EDU atandt: BUSTICKETS4INTERNETBOYS.COM spigot: I'M SENSING A LITTLE JUDGEMENT FROM YOU PEOPLE

deuce: SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU OPEN THAT FAT MARRIED MOUTH OF YOURS ONCE MORE I'LL FUCK YOU DEAD

pants: making a thanksgiving turkey, tracing fingers onto construction paper pants: sucking my own dick pants: never cutting the turkey out, never hanging it on the wall, just working my own hog pants: the turkey needs a little eye and a little smiling mouth??????? too bad giving head to myself deuce: did you mean your weird, meaty hands with their little stubby fingers pants: the very same (smiling, practically beaming) pants: so happy you noticed pants: help me put on this tie

spigot: HOW TO TRICK HER INTO LOCKING HERSELF OUT OF THE HOUSE SO I CAN BEAT OFF spigot: HONEY LOOK!!!!!!!! spigot: PUNCH CLINK

spigot: CAN WE HELP HUMANS JUST GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY ON A SIDEWALK

spigot: DO I HAVE TO DRAW A MAP TO MY LAP

spigot: WHAT IF THE CAUSE OF THE BIG PLANE CRASH WAS ME FARTING?!?!?!?!? spigot: I AM HELPING MYSELF TO MORE SAUSAGE REGARDLESS

pants: THE OXFORD DONG deuce: YOUR INPUT IS APPRECIATED, HEN pants: NOW YOU'RE GETTING WITH IT

net: ALHAGHJLGFAJ;DAFGJL;DFAGKHJL;DFGALHJKASDFHJKLADFKHJLASDF net: HEAR MY WORDS deuce: I HEARD NOISE AND PERHAPS SOME SUCKERY deuce: HENCE THE J'S ?!?!?!?!?! net: AND THE SEMICOLONS deuce: HLAHGLAG

spigot: THERE'S A WOMAN IN THE LOBBY WHO SAYS YOU OWE HER AND HER FRIEND $600 EACH pants: CAN I DOUBLE DOWN spigot: (WHISPERING) ONE OF THEM LOOKS LIKE A SIR pants: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA spigot: S-SOMEONE MIGHT BE SLIPPIN' JIMMYING YOU pants: OKAY SO pants: THEY MAY HAVE A BUSINESS CASE ABOUT WHY I OWE THEM A PAYMENT

spigot: PULLING THE BRIDE ASIDE ON HER SPECIAL DAY AND DISCREETLY SHOWING HER THE DOG SHIT I NEARLY STEPPED IN spigot: DON'T WANT TO CAUSE ANY DRAMA spigot: MAYBE JUST GIVE THIS DOG SHIT TO THE GROOM BECAUSE I CERTAINLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO THROW IT AWAY MYSELF

pants: THE NEW TOM HANKS MOVIE COULD ONLY AFFORD ONE CAMERA AND ONE TRIPOD

pants: MICHAEL J FOX RETURNING TO SPIN CITY ?!?!? BRITNEY AND JUSTIN STILL GOING STRONG ?!?!?!? MICHAEL JORDAN MAKING A COMEBACK ?!?!!? pants: FOLKS THIS IS THE CHURCH OF JERKCITY pants: THE DSM-IV SAYS SO RIGHT HERE AND HERE AND HERE

spigot: I WOULD PREFER YOU NOT SQUEEZE AND GROPE WHAT YOU DESCRIBE AS MY "DOODLE DONG" pants: THIS BONG IS FILTHY !!! WE'LL NEED RUBBING ALCOHOL AND RICE spigot: MY NUTS HAVE FEELINGS TOO AND ESPECIALLY WITH THE KICKING, ETC pants: THE RICE IS TO TRAP THE REPUBLICAN GUARD HERE AND ABROAD spigot: I'M UNDER ARREST JUST BECAUSE FOR NO REASON pants: I CAN SEE YOUR BUNKER BUSTER (DRINKING THE RUBBING ALCOHOL)

deuce: I'M IN HYPOGLYCEMIC SHOCK spigot: HERE ARE SOME FUCKING PILLS FOR YOUR LIMP-ASS DICK

spigot: T DEUCE WHAT DID YOU GET ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY deuce: T SPIGOT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY I HAVE GOTTEN YOU: NOTHING deuce: T SPIGOT WHICH IS ACTUALLY A POSITIVE THING SINCE USUALLY I GET YOU: A PUNCH TO THE TITS deuce: AND BY THAT I MEAN ASSAULT AND BATTERY ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND spigot: HONKING IT

pants: OZONE AND / THE PIG (TO THE TUNE OF "BRIDAL CHORUS" BETTER KNOWN AS "HERE COMES THE BRIDE") hanford: YOU BE QUIET, OZONE AND THE PIG GOT PUSHED BACK TO 2016 pants: BHGLAUHGLUAH GAHGLUAG IT'S LIKE CALCUTTA IN HERE HLAGHLUAHGLUAHG pants: I'VE GOT WISDOM THAT I WANT TO PASS ON hanford: GET OUT FROM UNDER THE SINK WE'VE GOT REHEARSAL

spigot: HERE COMES THE COCKBOT spigot: I NEED A FRESCA AND A MOUNTAIN DEW AND A SHASTA spigot: BYE COCKBOT

pants: HERE COMES THE HOTSTEPPER pants: COCKS ??? deuce: THERE HE IS !!!!!!!! deuce: PEOPLE OF THE WORLD deuce: PANTS IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN' HOUSE : PANTS BELCHES UP SPERM deuce: CUT pants: SORRY

spigot: SO I HEAR HUGH GRANT HAD AN AFFAIR WITH HUGH DOWNS deuce: HERE COMES THE COCKBOT deuce: LOOK AT ME I'M QUEER deuce: BYE COCKBOT spigot: COME BACK

deuce: ARE WE ALL HERE FOR THE DURATION GENTLEMEN spigot: CLASS HURGLE : PUBLIC HURBLE

pants: BALLS FOR THE FACE PLEASE deuce: HERE FOR YOU

pants: HERE HE COMES pants: DANGLE deuce: GLARG deuce: SUDDENLY THIS PLAN IS GOING SOUTH

pants: THERE WAS A CHAP HIS NAME WAS BERT HE ATE THE BUTTONS OFF HIS SHIRT deuce: OKAY PEOPLE HERE I AM

deuce: T PANTS OKAY HERE I AM pants: T DEUCE YOUR THREE DIMENSIONAL LAWS DO NOT APPLY TO ME

deuce: HERE YOU ARE deuce: AND HERE I AM spigot: UH deuce: LA LA LA LA

deuce: HERE IT COMES spigot: KNOCK KNOCK!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: WHO'S THERE ?????????? spigot: SOUTH PARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: SOUTH PARK WHO???????????????????? spigot: SOUTH PARK RULES !!!! CLICK HERE TO EMAIL ME spigot: OW spigot: GOD YOU'RE EMAILING ME WITH HAMMERS AND NAIL GUNS

spigot: OH CHRIST HERE IT COMES AGAIN LIKE NIAGRA FALLS

pants: DAYDREAMING ABOUT DICKS pants: NOT IN A GOOD WAY THOUGH pants: MORE OF A "THIS IS A BAD THING AND I KNOW IT" WAY pants: HERE LIES VERA pants: REST IN PEACE

spigot: I'M GAY spigot: I'M GAY spigot: IN A BIG BIG WAY spigot: THESE COCKS AND BALLS spigot: ARE HERE TO STAY

pants: HUGLAUHLGUAHLG deuce: GHLUAHGULAUHGLAG spigot: HERE WE ARE BUILDING COMMUNITIES

pants: I'M GOING TO STALK MY COCK pants: HERE WE GO pants: (FALLS ASLEEP)

deuce: HEY LOOK AT MY MOUTH deuce: IT'S OPEN REALLY REALLY WIDE

spigot: HERE'S A HINT FOR ALL YOU LADIES OUT THERE DOING PORN SHOOTS: spigot: PUT A FUCKING EXPRESSION ON YOUR FACE

spigot: PLEASE OVERRIDE MY VIRTUAL MEMBER deuce: I CAN ONLY OVERRIDE YOU IF YOU ARE A VIRTUAL MEMBER FUNCTION SIR spigot: HERE'S TEN DOLLARS deuce: NOW YOU'RE TALKING MOTHERFUCKER

spigot: BUT HERE'S THE THING, FOLKS: CHANDLER HALDERSON NEVER HAD PENIS REDUCTION SURGERY spigot: HE NEVER WENT TO THE MOON spigot: HE NEVER BUILT A TIME MACHINE AND CLONED ADOLF HITLER spigot: THOSE WERE ALL LIES

spigot: IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT LICK A DICK spigot: GURK / GURK spigot: IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT LICK A PRICK spigot: HURF / HONK spigot: IF YOU'RE SOMETHING SOMETHING GAY spigot: AND MY DONG IS IN THE WAY spigot: HERE'S THE TRICK: LICK A DICK / OR A PRICK spigot: ZZZZZZZZZ

pants: 24 YEARS OF DUMB NONSENSE pants: 24 YEARS OF UNTALENTED DROPOUTS pants: 24 YEARS OF BI-CURIOUS IDIOTS pants: 24 YEARS AND WE STILL HAVEN'T FIXED OUR MAKEFILES pants: 24 YEARS AND FIVE U.S. PRESIDENTS LATER pants: 24 YEARS OF ANNUAL REPORTS AND SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENTS bung: KILL YOURSELF ozone: ENOUGH ALREADY pants: 24 YEARS OF COCKSUCKING ON THE MOON _AND_ IN THE DATA CENTER pants: 24 YEARS OF UNMARKETABLE GEN-X FLOTSAM dick: JUST STOP hanford: I QUIT pants: 24 YEARS AND STILL NOT OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER pants: 24 YEARS WITH NO END IN SIGHT pants: LA LA LA GAY THOUGHTS pants: 24 YEARS WITH NOTHING TO SHOW BUT FATNESS pants: 24 YEARS OF STUPID BULLSHIT atandt: NO MORE effigy: NUGGGGH pants: 24 YEARS TOO LONG spigot: FUCK YOU deuce: SHUT UP pants: 24 YEARS OF FRIENDSHIP 💚💙💜🧡

deuce: T PANTS COULD YOU MODEL MY NUTS OR NO pants: HERE'S TO HOPING pants: AND CHOKING

pants: SIT AROUND AND BE QUIET pants: UNTIL HOMICIDE SHOWS UP pants: THEN TALK YOUR FOOL HEAD OFF

spigot: ARE YOU MARRIED YET pants: NO pants: I MEAN SURE spigot: GREAT, HERE'S WHAT YOU DO spigot: NEXT TIME YOU AND YOUR WIFE ARE STANDING IN LINE SOMEWHERE spigot: TURN TO HER WITH A CONCERNED LOOK ON YOUR FACE pants: UH HUH spigot: SAY HONEY, MAY I BE FRANK WITH YOU pants: HOO BOY spigot: SHE'LL SAY "OKAY" OR "SURE" OR "OF COURSE" spigot: THEN YOU PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS AND SAY HOW ABOUT THIS BALL PARK FRANK spigot: AND POINT AT YOUR PENIS ALL FLOPPED OUT AND PLUMP pants: WHY DO WE HAVE TO BE IN LINE spigot: JUST BE OUT IN PUBLIC

pants: DICKS: DEAD OR ALIVE ??? pants: THEY HAVE THE SAME NUMBER OF ATOMS deuce: BUT YET SOMETHING IS LOST pants: NOT REALLY deuce: YOU ARE HEREBY EJECTED FROM THIS COURSE pants: I COULD TEACH THIS COURSE WITH ONE HAND TIED BEHIND MY HAULGHULAHULAGH pants: EXCUSE ME I HAVE A CALL COMING IN HUALGHAHLGUAUHLGAG OH GOD

hanford: WHAT PART OF WE DON'T HAVE THE BUDGET FOR A JERKCITY PODCAST DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND pants: BUT THE BUNNIES KEEP DYING hanford: "THEME TO SPIGOT THE BEAR" pants: THOSE THAT DON'T DIE ARE FORCED TO WORK hanford: NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR A JERKCITY PODCAST pants: THEY ARE TERRIBLE AT SORTING CARROTS

pants: IDEA: POPEYE BUT HIS SPINACH IS HEROIN AND HE JUST FALLS ASLEEP deuce: RUDE

pants: HEX-E-POO HEX-ON-YOU pants: WE CALL THIS RUNNING A TRAIN SO IF YOU'D PLEASE FORM A LINE TO THE LEFT pants: YOU DON'T NEED EYES TO SUCK DICK (SCENE DELETED) THERE WE GO

pants: U GOT A HARD-ON MISTER GRINCH spigot: :NOTES: HEY / OFFICER KRUP / KE spigot: I'M TRANS BTW :NOTES:

spigot: HEY

deuce: HEY CHECK OUT MY PENIS (POINTS AT PENIS) pants: HEY WOW THAT'S A PENIS pants: IS THERE A STARBUCKS NEARBY deuce: YES THERE IS (STILL POINTING AT PENIS)

net: HEY EVERYONE net: LET'S GET FRUITY deuce: WHAT IF I SAY NO net: I'LL DO IT ANYWAY

spigot: HEY EVERYONE LOOK OVER HERE I'M DOING MAGIC TRICKS spigot: OVER HERE EVERYONE PAY ATTENTION TO ME spigot: OKAY PULLING MY PANTS DOWN NOW spigot: IF YOU COULD JUST TURN YOUR HEAD JUST REAL QUICK spigot: ENTERTAINMENT OVER HERE PEOPLE, PUT THE BEER DOWN

spigot: HEY GALS ARE WE DONE SHAVING ONLY ONE SIDE OF OUR HAIR deuce: YEA WHAT THE FUCK FOLKS