spigot: holy shit i can just say hey google play bonequest hifi podcast and it starts with #494 pants: weezer is terrible deuce: I'm a kitty cat

deuce: MY BALLS ARE NON-GMO deuce: (LEANS CLOSER TO MIC) I SAID MY BALLS ARE NON-GMO

pants: PLEASE DON'T REFUSE ME TONIGHT pants: MASTURBATE ME QUICKLY SO I CAN GET BACK TO THE MOSH PIT pants: SHAKE IT SHAKE IT SHAKE IT SHAKE IT BABY pants: IS FUNKY IS FUNKY pants: HEEEEEEEEY IS FUNKY

spigot: HEY JUDE spigot: SOMETHING SOMETHING spigot: I KNOCKED THE BONG OVER pants: PAPER TOWELS spigot: YOU'RE JUST RUBBING IT INTO THE CARPET

deuce: HEY LOOK AT ME BLAHBLHAHBLABHBL

deuce: HURBLE BURBLE deuce: LOOK AT ME CHOKE THEM DOWN deuce: HEY LOOK HERE deuce: HURBLE BURBLE

pants: TO KEEP READING, PLEASE ENTER YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS. pants: T DEUCE HEY NO REASON JUST CURIOUS BUT DO YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW WHAT A BUTTHOLE HOLIDAY IS (SHOULD I BE WORRIED) deuce: NO IDEA (LYING) pants: WELL I'M RELIEVED

deuce: HEY QUEERNUTS deuce: HOLY CHRIST ABOVE I'M A HAPPY CAMPER spigot: LET'S SING ABOUT BEING DRUNK AND SMOOSH CANS deuce: T SPIGOT I PREFER TO SIMPLY YELL RATHER THAN TRYING TO FORM NOTES spigot: SLURPING LIKE A BABOON

spigot: hey space: make something that doesn't look like dog shit spigot: hey universe: the cat box called, it wants those galaxies back spigot: hey neil degrasse tyson: (hangs up because it's a crank call) spigot: hello spigot: i said more like neil degrabs ladies

deuce: HEY STOP MAKING FUN OF ME spigot: I GET A CHOCOLATE SHAKE EVERY CHRISTMAS deuce: I LIKE THE MINT SHAKES ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY FROM MCDONALD'S BUT THEY WON'T LET ME HAVE THEM BECAUSE I'M BLACK spigot: "I'M GOING TO SUCK YOUR FAT DICK AND MAKE YOU PLOW MY ASS" SAID THE QUEEREST VAMPYRE OF THE LOT, COUNT FUCKING FAGGOT deuce: [REDACTED] AWFULLY ENTERTAINING [REDACTED] [REDACTED]

atandt: HEY THEO atandt: WHY THE FUCK IS SYSLOG LISTENING ON PORT 514 atandt: YES I READ THE MAN PAGE atandt: WHEN I RUN NMAP AGAINST MY OPENBSD BOXES I WANT TO SEE SSH AND NOTHING ELSE atandt: FOR GOD'S SAKE I CAN'T GENERATE CODE I'M A COMIC STRIP CHARACTER SOMEBODY FIX THIS

pants: HEY UH HAVE YOU SEEN A LOBSTER THINGY AROUND HERE atandt: HE WAS DOING COKE IN THE GREEN ROOM SO I KICKED HIM OUT pants: HE HAD COKE ????? atandt: HE SEEMED DELICIOUS

pants: HEY UH HAVE YOU SEEN A LOBSTER THINGY AROUND HERE atandt: HE WAS DOING COKE IN THE GREEN ROOM SO I KICKED HIM OUT pants: HE HAD COKE ????? atandt: HE SEEMED DELICIOUS FOR A BUG THAT, YOU KNOW, EATS THINGS HE FINDS

pants: CAN'T BEAT OFF WITHOUT M-- pants: HEY WHAT ARE YOU pants: GAHLAHGLAHLAG

spigot: HEY WHAT DOES THIS REMIND YOU OF: spigot: (TAKES SHIT ON YOUR DESK)

deuce: HEY WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BLAM SHRAPNEL SQUIRMING FOR A FEW MOMENTS DEAD

deuce: GIVEN THAT THIS IS THE DAY OF JESUS' BIRTH LET'S ALL LICK DICK [WRONG IN SO MANY WAYS] spigot: NOT REALLY pants: BACK ON MY BULLSHIT spigot: HGBLHBGL GBLBLLGBL

pants: GENDERFLUID deuce: CISGAY pants: BIQUEER deuce: HOMOSTRAIGHT

pants: WHAT DOES LOWERCASE "HHHHHH" SOUND LIKE?!?!?!? deuce: THE BREATH BEHIND FORCED OUT OF A BODY BY A BOOT OR OTHER LARGE INSTRUMENT pants: SO WHAT DOES UPPERCASE "HHHHHHHH" SOUND LIKE deuce: BREATH BEING FORCED OUT MUCH QUICKER: LARGE FAT MAN STANDING ON YOUR CHEST, BEING CRUSHED BY A CAR pants: DEMONSTRATE FOR ME deuce: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

deuce: I THINK FOR CHRISTMAS YOU REALLY WANT HEATHER HUNTER'S RAP CD deuce: AND deuce: ANOTHER COPY OF HEATHER HUNTER'S RAP CD ???? pants: WHY NOT EDDIE MURPHY'S PARTY ALL THE TIME deuce: BUT THAT'S NOT HEATHER HUNTER'S RAP CD (HHRC)

deuce: HI !!!!!!!!!!!!!! bung: HI!!!!!!!!!1!!!! deuce: LET'S SUCK EACH OTHER OFF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bung: NO CARRIER

:HEY: ATANDT deuce: FUCK YOU atandt: NOT THE WELCOME I WAS EXPECTING atandt: BUT IT'S A WELCOME NONE THE LESS atandt: IN CONCLUSION: FREE BLOWJOBS

deuce: HI pants: COCKS deuce: THE HI/COCKS PROTOCOL (RFC 4373) pants: COCKS (BREAKING PROTOCOL) deuce: NO THAT WAS IT UNFORTUNATELY

: INIT: SINGLE USER MODE ozone: HI AND WELCOME TO DICKLICKERS ANONYMOUS ozone: MY NAME IS DAVE ozone: (HI DAVE) ozone: AND I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH DICKLICKING deuce: WHAT KIND OF PROBLEM COULD EVER BE INVOLVED WITH DICKLICKING ?!?!?

spigot: ...:::;;;===((({{{[[[<<< HI >>>]]]}}})))===;;;:::...

hitler: HI GUYS deuce: DAMMIT WHO LET HITLER IN hitler: I'M HITLER hitler: PLAY WITH MY BALLS pants: WE'D BETTER DO AS DER FUHRER SAYS hitler: I'M HITLER atandt: T HITLER DID THAT GUY ONLY HAVE ONE BALL OR WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THAT hitler: I'M HITLER hitler: PLAY WITH MY BALLS hitler: NONE OF YOU ARE LISTENING !!! EINER CLAMPEN !!! I AM LEAVING FOREVER pants: YOU KNOW WHAT ?!?!?!? I DON'T THINK WE'VE SEEN THE LAST OF HIM

spigot: HI I'M A NICE GAZEBO FROM ORCHARD SUPPLY LET'S GO TO MY PLACE / HONK SURPRISE I'M AN OUTHOUSE TOILET

pants: CAN I TAKE THE JEAN-CHARLES TO THE BUSINESS DISTRICT TO SEE THE TRANNYAMERICA PYRAMID OR WHAT'S THE DEAL

pants: I’M A LOVELY DAY deuce: FUCK YOU, LOVELY DAY pants: HIC

spigot: HICKORY DICKORY DOCK spigot: THE MOUSE DID SOMETHING UNSAVORY uncredited rageguy: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

spigot: QUICK HIDE THE JERKCITY spigot: WHEN I GET DIVORCED I HOPE I GET THE BATHROOM spigot: NOT FOR ANY REASON (HINT: SUCKING)

pants: JUST KEEP STUFFING THEM IN MY MOUTH pants: T SPIGOT SHUT UP I'M HIDING FROM THE NAZIS spigot: SOMETIMES I'LL BE JERKING AND THEN THE GIRL IN THE PICTURE WILL DEVELOP SOMETHING OF AN ATTITUDE AND I'LL BE VERY FIRM AND SAY YOU'RE NOT HERE TO BE CLEVER JUST DO YOUR JOB AND JERK ME

pants: HIDING IN A CRAMPED HOLE deuce: THROWING YOU A LIFELINE (BOILING OIL)

pants: T DEUCE WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THE HIGHEST PRIME NUMBER NOW THAT YOU'VE CAUGHT IT IN A JAR deuce: I PANTS I'M GOING TO WAIT FOR IT TO DIE AND THEN DISSECT IT BY FINDING SMALLER NUMBERS THAT I CAN MULTIPLY TO MAKE THE ORIGINAL NUMBER

pants: GOOD ONE deuce: HOW ABOUT A GOOD RUBBING pants: HIGH FIVE pants: YOU HEARD THE MAN MOPS AND BUCKETS PEOPLE ASSES AND ELBOWS THIS INSTANT ON THE DOUBLE deuce: CHOP CHOP

pants: SMEARING HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP ON MY DICK pants: YOUR BROWSER DOES NOT ACCEPT COOKIES. IF YOU WANT TO PUT PRODUCTS INTO YOUR CART AND PURCHASE THEM YOU NEED TO ENABLE COOKIES. pants: I SHALL DESTROY ALL THE CIVILIZED PLANETS

pants: SLOBBER YUM DUHHHH THIS GAME HAS NO RESET HLAGHLUAGULG

deuce: T SPIGOT I MOVED JERKCITY BECAUSE OF YOUR MISBEHAVIOR spigot: PLEASE TAKE THE JERKCITY DOWN OFF THE HIGH SHELF SO I CAN SMOOSH THEM INTO MY FACE

pants: SMASH IT INTO MY FACE AT HIGH SPEED deuce: BLA-DOW

pants: BA-GURRRK HEAD CHOPPED OFF :CHICKEN: :AXE: spigot: HIGH VELOCITY PUDDING SPLATTER ALL OVER MY SHIRT PANTS AND FACE spigot: TELL-TALE PATTERN ON THE CEILING INDICATING THE SPOON WAS MOVING UP AND DOWN RAPIDLY deuce: COOKIE AVAILABILITY IS LOW SO THE WOODCHIPPER MUST RELY ON PUDDING spigot: I'M ON A FIXED INCOME SO MAYBE ONE DICK A WEEK

spigot: I REALLY JUST WANT TO GO BACK TO DEANZA AND GET MY DEGREE spigot: MY DEGREE IN COCKSUCKERY THAT IS

spigot: NASA LAUNCHES PEPSI ONE ORBITER, TOMMY HILFIGER LANDER deuce: CALVIN KLINE THINGY WHICH CRASHES INTO THE POLE spigot: ALIENS HAVE GREAT TASTE!!!!! spigot: BOOP GLOOP ALIEN NOISES AND HORRID 3D GRAPHICS AND EVENTUALLY FRASIER deuce: T SPIGOT WITH THAT KIND OF GARBAGE AT LEAST NASA COULD DO SOMETHING spigot: INSTEAD OF LOOKING UP AT THE MOON WE CAN ALL LOOK UP AT THE C|NET deuce: WHAT spigot: I SAID LET'S ALL LICK A DICK!!!!! spigot: HGLGHBLHGLBHGGLH deuce: BALUGHLAGLAGAG

atandt: CAN WE HAVE SOME HILLBILLY MUSIC deuce: EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE QUIET WHILE I'M JERKING

deuce: MY BRAIN IS SWIMMING IN ENDORPHINS, ALCOHOL, CRACK COCAINE deuce: FFFFFU deuce: HOSPITAL

pants: MY FACE pants: MY FACE pants: MY FAGGY STUPID FACE deuce: I DON'T THINK YOU'RE BEING SINCERE

spigot: MY HAPPY OPEN MOUTH

.deuce: I FEEL LIKE JERKING .deuce: BUT I WON'T LET THE DEVIL CONTROL MY BEHAVIOR .deuce: INSTEAD I'LL YANK

pants: HAVE YOU SEEN MY NASTY SIDE pants: IT'S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE pants: WITH ALL THE PUMPING AND THE POKING AND THE SMEARING

pants: DICK(S) deuce: NOW THAT PANTS IS GONE WE CAN FINALLY WREST CONTROL OF JERKCITY AWAY FROM HIS TYRANNICAL RULE deuce: I MEAN OH HI PANTS pants: HI

spigot: T PANTS NOT JOKING THIS TIME, THE FROG ASKED ME TO PLEASE "CHUCK HIM AND THE TANK OVER THE FENCE INTO THE NEIGHBOR'S YARD" spigot: HIS WORDS NOT MINE

pants: BIG BANG pants: SUN FORMS pants: TUNGUSKA pants: ROANOKE pants: THREE MILE ISLAND pants: CHERNOBYL (pants): JERKCITY pants: UNIVERSE COLLAPSES TO SINGLE POINT, STAYS THAT WAY FOR A WHILE

spigot: MORE LIKE THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO NOT GIVING A SHIT ABOUT ALL YOUR EMAILS

deuce: T PANTS HITLER WAS RIGHT (HO-HOS REALLY ARE DELICIOUS) pants: HOSTESS WILL SET YOU FREE

pants: I'M A SLOPPY PISS PIG WHO IS SECRETLY COSPLAYING AS A TOILET PIG deuce: BANG BANG BANG KEEP IT DOWN

spigot: (STUDYING THE BLACK LINES ON MY FACE) DO DICKS REALLY GO HERE

spigot: DOOT DEE DOO JUST WANDERING INTO THE TOILET HMMM MMMMM NOT EXPECTING ANYTHING spigot: *HONK* *BONK* spigot: WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WITH DICK

deuce: I WANT YOU TO PUT YOUR MOUTH ON MY BALLS AND HUM pants: HMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMM

atandt: WE'RE ALL OUT OF PANELS (SORRY) pants: WAIT WAIT I FOUND ONE atandt: WHERE pants: CHECK THIS OUT atandt: HOLY CRAP pants: I'VE BEEN HOARDING PANELS atandt: I SHOULD BE MAD pants: MAKING OUT TO AN OLD VANGELIS RECORD

deuce: >>> CLICK HERE TO GET ANTHRAX POWDER DELIVERED TO YOU <<< spigot: NOT A HOAX

pants: JERKCITY HD IS AWESOMES pants: BUT THEN AGAIN SO IS PISS pants: CONST ANALYTICS_CACHE_KEY_PREFIX = "ANAL_"; : http://jerkcityhd.tumblr.com/

deuce: AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS HOWARD JONES AND HOWARD JOHNSON'S MIXED UP YES I AM OKAY THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION

spigot: I'M NOT GOING TO HOLD YOUR HANDS PEOPLE

pants: OWWWWWWWW YOU ARE TWISTING MY ARM HARD OWWWWWWWWW pants: AHLUGHALG deuce: T PANTS HOLD STILL WHILE I AM LUBRICATING YOU: PPHTHTH PTPHT PHTHPTH PPHHPT

pants: HELP ME deuce: HOLD STILL YOU'RE MAKING ME MISS

spigot: ME AGAIN spigot: SOILING MYSELF spigot: ME AGAIN spigot: SOILING MYSELF spigot: ME AGAIN spigot: SOILING MYSELF spigot: ME AGAIN spigot: SOILING MYSELF deuce: FUCKING HOLD STILL

deuce: SLICE CHOP

pants: SERIOUSLY I'LL HOLD THE FOOTBALL AND YOU KICK IT deuce: YOU'RE NOT GOING TO PULL IT AWAY AGAIN ARE YOU pants: NO I RESPECT THE PEOPLE AROUND ME deuce: OK duece: HERE I COME

spigot: YOU ARE HALAAL UP IN MY BUSINESS spigot: FOLKS IT'S A ***RARE***GLIMPSE INTO PRESIDENTIAL TAX RETURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: HOLDING DOWN THE HORN UNTIL I GET MY MCNUGGETS

deuce: IT'S A HOLE CITY deuce: A CITY FILLED WITH HOLES deuce: I UNDERSTAND I AM BEING ABSTRACT HERE BUT THAT IS MY NATURE

pants: CHOP OFF MY DICK AND CHUCK IT OUT THE HOTEL WINDOW

pants: PLEASE PUSH YOUR PENIS / IN AN OLD MAN'S HAT effigy: ONLY FROM THE TOP effigy: WAIT, IS THE OLD MAN STILL WEARING IT? pants: WHO CARES, PUSH YOUR PENIS IN THERE effigy: WAAAY AHEAD OF YOU

deuce: T PANTS I DRANK A LOT LAST NIGHT AND WENT TO BED EARLY pants: T DEUCE YOU CANNOT FLY, YOU WOULD NEED HOLLOW BONES AND A LARGE WINGSPAN deuce: I THINK WHAT WE'VE GOT HERE IS A FAILURE TO COMMUNICATE pants: IF YOU JUMP OFF THAT ROOF YOU WILL HURT YOURSELF

spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO REGISTER AS A WEB DEVELOPER AND ALSO A CHILD MOLESTER spigot: CAN I DO BOTH IN THE SAME LINE OR NO

spigot: HOW ABOUT ANNE FRANK MEETS THE DALEKS

pants: BEATING OFF IN THE HOLODECK (IT'S NOT EVEN ON, IT'S JUST A YELLOW GRID)

spigot: T DEUCE I SNAPPED MY DICK IN A 3-RING TRAPPER KEEPER deuce: T SPIGOT HOLY CHRIST

spigot: I'D LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO PUBLICLY APOLOGIZE FOR EVERY ANTI-GAY REMARK I'VE spigot: HOLY CRAP IS THAT A DICK - I'VE GOT SOME SERIOUS SUCKING TO DO spigot: HOBLOPLOPLOP FLOP BLOP BOP LOP FLOBBLLE OBBLE OBBLE spigot: I'M WAY GAY PEOPLE spigot: STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT spigot: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PEOPLE THIS IS WHAT GAY PEOPLE DO spigot: I'M AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF EVERY QUEER PERSON YOU'D EVER HOPE TO MEET spigot: HOBLOPLOPLOP FLOP BLOP BOP LOP FLOBBLLE OBBLE OBBLE

spigot: OKAY PEOPLE IT'S SPIGOT AGAIN spigot: HOLY GAY GHOSTS spigot: I SAID HOLY GAY GHOSTS AND YOU'VE BEEN IDLE FOR 10 MINUTES spigot: DID ANY OF YOU FIND MY RETAINER spigot: I NEED TO LOOK THROUGH ALL YOUR GARBAGE CANS

pants: IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE THAT COLOR deuce: HOLY GOD

pants: ACK pants: HOLY GOD pants: ***YOU HAVE DIED***

pants: I'M BLIND IS THIS THE PHONE???? HOLY GOD IT'S A POKING PRICK [CURTAIN] spigot: T PANTS WORD WRAP MAKES THE COMEDY HARDER deuce: T SPIGOT NOT IF YOU HAVE IT OFF

deuce: GOODNIGHT SAIGON spigot: GOODNIGHT MOON spigot: GOODNIGHT NUTS spigot: GOODNIGHT FAT GUY AT THE END OF THE spigot: HOLY GOD spigot: MURPH BURPH pants: DO YOU NEED SOME HELP IN THERE spigot: I'M FINE NO pants: NO I THINK YOU REQUIRE ASSISTANCE OF SOME SORT pants: STRUGGLING WITH THE LOCK : TO BE CONTINUED

spigot: SERIOUSLY FINE IN HERE spigot: STAY OUT pants: KNOCKING LOUDLY HERE spigot: RRRRRRRRR spigot: OUT IN A MINUTE pants: YOU REALLY NEED SOMEBODY TO WATCH OVER YOU IN THERE spigot: OCCUPIED pants: THERE'S ROOM FOR ONE MORE COME ON pants: STUPID LOCK spigot: I AM ASKING YOU NICELY TO PLEASE STAY OUT pants: I AM DEMANDING TO BE LET INSIDE PLEASE spigot: OKAY ON THE COUNT OF THREE YOU COME IN AND I GET OUT (NO EYE CONTACT) : TO BE CONTINUED

pants: I'M IMPATIENT AND THEREFORE STANDING ON THE URINAL TO PEEK OVER spigot: DON'T LOOK AT MY GAY LITTLE LEGS pants: OKAY THE URINAL IT TURNS OUT WAS SLICK WITH URINE AND I HAVE FALLEN ON THE COLD TILE spigot: GET YOUR HEAD OUT FROM UNDERNEATH MY PARTITION spigot: I AM TRYING TO USE THE TOILET AND I FIND YOUR ANTICS DISCONCERTING pants: I'M TRYING TO HELP pants: HELP ME UP OFF THE FLOOR AND INTO THE STALL WITH YOU pants: I'M A BIG FAGGY RAG DOLL spigot: NONE OF THIS WAS IN THE BROCHURE

deuce: WHY ARE MY BALLS ROTATING SO SLOWLY

deuce: HOLY GOOD CHRIST ABOVE spigot: EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP WITH A HEADACHE AND A DAMP ASS

spigot: HERE'S MY PORTFOLIO spigot: LOOK OUT spigot: HOLY JEEZ spigot: NOW THE WIND IS CARRYING IT AWAY spigot: MY VISUAL AIDS

deuce: THERE'S SERIOUS MESSING OF MY BUSINESS SUIT GOING ON HERE deuce: I WILL FIND THE CULPRIT IF IT IS THE LAST THING I DO deuce: HURBLE BURBLE I LIKE POO

pants: HAIL MARY FULL OF GRACE THE LORD IS WITH THEE BLESSED ARE THOU

pants: HAIL MARY FULL OF GRACE THE LORD IS WITH THEE BLESSED ARE THOU

pants: JERKING THE ROPES deuce: CONCUR spigot: THAT RHYMES spigot: NO IT DOESN'T

spigot: LISTEN I CAN PLAY THE PENGO THEME atandt: I'M ASKING YOU TO deuce: MILLER GENUINE DRAFT atandt: OFER deuce: MILLER GENUINE DRAFT atandt: YOU JUST SAID THAT deuce: GET ME DRUNK OR GIVE ME YOUR WALLET atandt: OH deuce: GIVE IT UP PUNK atandt: CAN I KEEP THE BABY PICTURES deuce: NO atandt: BUT deuce: NATIONAL SECURITY

spigot: HOLY SHIT spigot: MY DONG JUST WON A TONY AWARD

deuce: TRANQUILITY BASE HERE. THE EAGLE HAS deuce: HOLY SHIT A SPACE MONSTER deuce: RARRRRR

pants: .SHOUT CCHHEECCKK YYOOUURR DDUUPPLLEEXX SSWWIITTCCHH deuce: HOLY YES spigot: POINTERS TO FUNCTIONS PEOPLE deuce: POINTERS TO MEMBER FUNCTIONS PEOPLE deuce: IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN deuce: T SPIGOT AND I THINK YOU DO spigot: I CAN'T SEE

spigot: TYING MY PRICK TO THE LAMP POST AND SWINGING OUT INTO TRAFFIC IN A COMICAL SLAPSTICK FASHION spigot: LOOK OUT WOAH HOLY spigot: OH WE'RE HOME uncredited caveman: (TREMBLES, URINES SELF)

pants: CAN'T WE SEND THE HOMELESS PEOPLE BACK IN TIME deuce: TO BEFORE THE EARTH HAD AN OXYGEN ATMOSPHERE???? WORKING ON IT pants: OR TO THE TIME OF CAVEMEN AND DINOSAURS

pants: THE SKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY pants: THE SKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY pants: THE SKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY pants: THE SKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY pants: THE SKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY pants: THE SKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY pants: THE SKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY pants: THE SKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY

pants: WHERE SELDOM IS HEARD pants: A DISCOURAGING WORD pants: AND THE SKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY pants: THE SKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY pants: THE SKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY pants: THE SKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY pants: THE SKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY pants: THE SKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY

spigot: THEN AS GOD AS MY WITNESS THEY FORCED ME TO PLACE AN AD SAYING I WOULD LICK PRICKS FOR FREE AND MY HOME PHONE deuce: T SPIGOT THAT IS SOME KIND OF AWFUL CROSS TO BEAR spigot: LET'S PLAY A JOKE ON PANTS WHERE YOU LICK MY DICK deuce: T SPIGOT HOW IS THAT A JOOOO OOOOOOOO OOOOOO OOOO spigot: BECAUSE I GET MY DICK LICKED AND PANTS IS NONE THE WISER deuce: I CANNOT ARGUE WITH THAT IMPECCABLE LOGIC