pants: I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE pants: NOTHING pants: THANKS TO YOUR SHARP SITCK

deuce: I'M A UNIX DOMAIN SOCKET deuce: FUCK MY DRY CUNT

pants: WHICH DUNE BOOK ARE YOU deuce: I'D HAVE TO SAY CHILDREN OF DONG

pants: HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH deuce: UP spigot: I'D LIKE TO HANG OUT WITH YOU BUT I HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO AROUND MY BALLS

pants: jack me off under the table deuce: never pants: well then i'll just flop it out in plain view deuce: fine

spigot: I'LL MAKE A NOTE OF THAT SAID THE PISSING DETECTIVE WHO UNZIPPED HIS PANTS AND ACTUALLY PISSED A NOTATION INTO THE SAND WITH A SPECIAL PISSY CHEMICAL THAT NEVER DRIED OUT spigot: (SO IT STAYS WET)

deuce: OKAY PEOPLE I'D APPRECIATE LESS RAPE spigot: I'LL TAKE HIS RAPE

deuce: I'm a beautiful butterfly deuce: won't you fucking step on me

spigot: I'M A DINOSAUR PEOPLE spigot: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR spigot: I'M A COCKASAURUS NUTS spigot: I GUESS THAT WAS FUNNIER ON THE CRAPPER

deuce: LOVE CONNECTION pants: DOWN IN FRONT

spigot: I'M A LESBIAN!!!!!! spigot: WHY'S THAT?!?!?! spigot: YOU REFUSE TO BE DOMINATED IN A MALE WORLD ?!?!? spigot: NO!!!!! spigot: BECAUSE BIG DICKS HURT MY MOUTH!!!!! spigot: [LAUGHTER]

spigot: I'M A PROFESSIONAL CHUBBY MAN

pants: HUMP THAT TOAD deuce: BRAWWWWK THE LAMP pants: I'M A STARSHIP TROOPERS

pants: :BURRITO: deuce: THANKS, NOW I WANT A BURRITO deuce: I'M A SEX deuce: CONVERT ME TO UTF-8 AND THEN SEND ME ALONG THE SOCKET!!!!!

spigot: I FIGURE AS LONG AS I KEEP DOING NOTHING I'M A WINNER

pants: T DEUCE I'M AFRAID OF THE FUTURE deuce: I'M AFRAID OF RECTANGLES

dick: THERE MUST BE BIGGER FAGS THAN ME SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD, BUT I CAN'T IMAGINE WHERE dick: MAYDAY MAYDAY dick: I'M GOING DOWN

pants: HURP spigot: I SWEAR I'M GOING TO POP A SERIOUS BONER IF I EAT ANOTHER EGG MCMUFFIN

spigot: I'M GOING TO TAKE ALL YOUR HATE AND PIPE IT IN TO SMILES.PY AND EMAIL YOU THE RESULTING SUNSHINE spigot: VALUEERROR: MATH DOMAIN ERROR spigot: OK HOLD ON

spigot: well i got a big erection / i'm here to say spigot: did you hear all about spigot: my big erection

pants: I'M JUST SAYING THAT YOU HAVE A HABIT OF FEEDING ANIMALS THINGS THAT THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT pants: GIRAFFES DO NOT EAT SNICKERS BARS, SEAGULLS DO NOT EAT KIT-KATS AND BUBBLE-BUTTED TWINK TRAPS DO NOT EAT PEANUTS pants: WELL MAYBE THEY DO pants: WHO REALLY KNOWS ANYTHING deuce: DEUCE DOES NOT EAT VEGETABLES

pants: I'M LEAVING TO GO LIVE WITH THE MOLE PEOPLE pants: IT'S A LIFE OF EATING ROOTS AND GRUBS FOR ME pants: A WORLD OF ADVENTURE IN THE UNDERGROUND AWAITS pants: OKAY BYE spigot: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY USING AI TO UPSCALE AVA DEVINE

spigot: i'm not a nerd who washes his hands

spigot: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I'M NOT AFTER YOUR MONEY, YOUR MONEY IS PROTECTE spigot: BANG spigot: dammit

spigot: I'M JUST WAITING FOR A FRIEND I'M NOT "LOOKING" pants: WELL IF HE DOESN'T SHOW UP JUST TAP AWAY spigot: SORRY I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS deuce: HURRAY THANK YOU FOR POINTING OUT THAT I LOOK LIKE A FAT, BALDING STUPID MORON WHO WAS NEVER EVEN MODERATELY AMUSING spigot: T DEUCE ALL I SAID WAS I WAS WAITING FOR A FRIEND THEN DICKCITY PUMPFACE SHOWS UP AND STARTS IN WITH THE GAY CHIT CHAT pants: MY KINGDOM FOR ONE MORE PANEL

deuce: LOOK I'M NOT SAYING YOU LOOK BAD IN A DRESS I'M JUST SAYING YOU LOOK TERRIBLE IN A DRESS

pants: DIE DIE DIE YOU FUCKING BITCH DIE DIE DIE pants: OH GOD I'M SO SORRY I PROMISE I'LL NEVER CHOKE YOU AGAIN pants: FUCKING BITCH DIE DIE DIE WHY WON'T YOU GIVE UP THE GHOST DIE DIE

spigot: FURRRRRRRR NOT FURP BECAUSE I'M STRETCHED OUT, LOOSENED pants: PICKLES

pants: I'M SURE EACH OF YOU HAS ALREADY SPOTTED YOUR OWN CAR BY NOW pants: SERVICEMEN IN UNIFORM AND CLERGYMEN (IF YOU TAKE BOTH YOU'LL TAKE TOO MUCH) pants: THE STREETS ARE VIRTUALLY DESERTED NOW BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE AFRAID TO BE ON THEM

deuce: YOU'RE KIND OF BROKEN AREN'T YOU pants: I'M SURE I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN

spigot: FOLKS I JUST TOOK A DATE-RAPE DRUG AND I'LL BE OUTSIDE ON THE LAWN

spigot: I'M WITH STUPID spigot: YOU NEED TO BE ON THE OTHER SIDE spigot: HURRRRR

spigot: PLUH PTHTH PUH URINE deuce: HURRAY FOR DICKS pants: I'M WITH YOU ON THIS ONE

pants: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I'M YOUR PUPPET deuce: UHHHHHHH PUTTING MY ARM UP YOU pants: HUHHHHHHHHHHH HAVING AN ARM PUT UP ME

spigot: I'VE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME PEOPLE spigot: I WILL RAPE A VIRGIN TO CLEANSE MYSELF OF AIDS/HIV

spigot: I'M JAMES BOND AND I HAVE A LICENSE TO *****KILL***** spigot: ALSO A LICENSE FOR MY TV SET

spigot: EMPTYING MY TALL CYLINDRICAL GARBAGE CAN UPSIDE-DOWN INTO A TRASH BAG IS LIKE SCIENTISTS IN ANTARCTICA DOING AN ICE CORE EXTRACTION, I CAN SEE WRAPPERS FROM POPTARTS AND SEE'S CANDY BOXES I HAD NEARLY THREE MILLION YEARS AGO spigot: EVEN OUR EARLIEST ANCESTORS HAD MALTED MILK WHOPPERS

pants: do u want 2 do things 2 me deuce: i do pants: feed me ice cream and candy deuce: will do pants: get back to me when you can

atandt: ICE CREAM CAN NOT ATTACK YOU atandt: IT'S NOT ALIVE atandt: AIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ROCKY ROAD

spigot: I'M A SHORT WIDE GOTH WHO'S MAKING A CYBERDIFFERENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

spigot: REALLY REALLY TAKING IT AND TRYING TO LOOK OUT THE WINDOW (THINKING ABOUT ICE CREAM, ICE CUBES)

spigot: ICE ON THE MOON?!?!?! I THOUGHT YOU SAID ICE CREAM spigot: LET ME OUT OF THIS SHUTTLE (CLONKING, LATCHING) spigot: HOSES AND TUBES SPUTTERING AND SPURTING AND EJECTING MY SALTINES

effigy: I 💚 ICEBERG LETTUCE. IT IS THE BEST LETTUCE deuce: TOTES AGREE deuce: MANY OTHER LETTUCES ARE TOLERABLE BUT THAT IS THE BEST deuce: THEN AGAIN WE'RE IN CALIFORNIA effigy: EVERYTHING ELSE IS JUST BITTER LEAVES effigy: ICEBERG BRINGS SOME MOISTURE effigy: TO THE PARTY

atandt: NAZI DOS ATTACKS

pants: T SPIGOT WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT NO QUEERS AFTER 10PM pants: T SPIGOT OH SORRY I THOUGHT YOU WERE THAT OTHER GUY pants: T DEUCE WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT NO QUEERS AFTER 10PM

pants: where's the key binding to dodge cum????????// deuce: `idkfa`

deuce: DO YOU THINK THAT IF ABRAHAM LINCOLN WERE ALIVE TODAY HE WOULD STILL LICK DICK spigot: LONG ENOUGH TO REACH THE GROUND

spigot: BLUH HUH WONDERING IF ANYONE CAN RECOMMEND A GOOD GAY JERK LOTION (NOT FOR ME) deuce: T SPIGOT BEST FOODS MAYONNAISE

spigot: IF ANYONE CAN HEAR ME SHOUTING I'M VERY MUCH ON FIRE!!!!!!

spigot: BONERS AND BALLS IN THE CRISPER IF ANYONE MISSED DINNER

pants: YES I WILL BE YOUR FLOWER GIRL pants: IF BY FLOWER YOU MEAN ANAL pants: AND IF BY GIRL ALSO MEAN ANAL

spigot: IF I WANTED TO FUCK YOU LADY I'D KNOCK YOU UNCONSCIOUS spigot: IF I WANTED CONVERSATION I'D GO TO A PROSTITUTE

spigot: if i can't touch my face can i touch your boobs

spigot: if i could do it all over again spigot: it'd do it all over your face spigot: again

deuce: IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF COCK I'D BE A GAMECOCK deuce: OR A FAT COCK deuce: ONE OF THOSE pants: FOR ME I'M TOTALLY A SHUTTLECOCK deuce: THAT'S A BETTER CHOICE, REALLY

spigot: WHEN'S JUDE LAW GONNA PULL A RIVER PHOENIX deuce: ANY DAY NOW pants: IF I HAD TO FUCK A ROBOT I'D LIKE IT IF IT LOOKED LIKE HIM

spigot: IF I STAND ON MY HEAD I CAN JIZZ ALL OVER MY OWN STUPID FACE

spigot: IF I WERE A VIDEO GAME I'D BE KLONKY DONG

spigot: IF I WERE GOD I'D CHANGE THE CHANNEL AND WATCH NOTHING BUT FUNNY EMBARRASSING MOMENTS FROM AMERICA'S GLORYHOLES (spigot): HERE'S WHERE THAT GUY GETS BUSTED BY THE VICE SQUAD AND THEY CUFF HIS NUTS

pants: SOLD TO THE RAPE VICTIM IN THE PAJAMAS deuce: OKAY GUYS HERE'S THE DEAL I DIDN'T RAPE THAT LITTLE BOY BUT IF I DID I WOULD BE REALLY SORRY deuce: CAN I GO NOW pants: I CAN GO HOME IF I TELL YOU HOW SORRY I AM (AS IF THE BOY WAS STANDING HERE HIMSELF!!!!!!) pants: SURELY YOU'LL LET ME OFF AS I HAVE A TINY PECKER

pants: IF I'M GONNA EAT THIS BURRITO I'D BETTER TAKE OFF MY SHIRT pants: HURRF pants: NURRRRRGGG pants: GURRRRRKKKTH SNAP PONK pants: MY VERA WANG pants: HUFF PUFF pants: HOMPTH HURMPTH pants: GROSS

spigot: DON'T BRING MORE FROZEN CORN DOGS INTO THE HOUSE UNTIL I'VE SAT ON THE EXISTING ONES pants: ARE YOU A COP pants: IF YOU ARE, YOU HAVE TO LICK MY DICK

spigot: "soaked" "drenched" "showered" spigot: folks if it dribbles it leads spigot: get me pics of spiderman pissing on people

net: IF SHE ONLY HAD A BIG FAT COCK deuce: OKAY YOU'RE GROSS

spigot: IF ONLY SOMEONE WERE HERE TO EXPLAIN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLACK HOLE AND A GLORY HOLE

spigot: WHY DOST THOU FLIP AND FLOP THY DONG BENEATH MY CHAMBER DOOR deuce: BY THAT DO YOU MEAN BEATING YOU SILLY AND SHOVING YOUR HEAD INTO A BATHTUB FULL OF WARM PISS deuce: IF SO COUNT ME IN ???

spigot: IF SOMEONE COULD PLEASE NOTICE ME spigot: SIR/MA'AM spigot: THE CAMERA FELL BEHIND THE DESK

deuce: IT'S LONELY AT THE TOP deuce: IF THAT'S WHERE I AM

spigot: SO IF WE LOOK AT YOUR PENIS WE WON'T FIND ANY GUNSHOT RESIDUE, IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING

deuce: IF THE WHOLE WORLD LICKS DICK IN UNISON WOULD ANYONE BE ABLE TO HEAR IT ?!?? OR WOULD IT ALL JUST CANCEL OUT spigot: I WILL ANSWER THAT QUESTION BY DRAGGING A STACK OF GAY PORN ONTO A DESKTOP PRINTER AND GOING HOME FOR THE WEEKEND deuce: GLHGALHGAHLAG spigot: THE ANSWER IS WE NEED MORE TONER AND SOMETHING IS JAMMED

deuce: IF THERE'S ONE THING THEY TEACH YOU IN THEORETICAL PHYSICS, IT'S NO CUM DODGING ALLOWED

spigot: GIVING YOU EVERY CHANCE IN THE WORLD TO BE FART SMART spigot: I FEEL LIKE MAYBE THE BUTT PLUG COUNCIL GOT TO YOU

deuce: THEORETICALLY, SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IS GETTING RAPED RIGHT NOW spigot: IF WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS TRUE I STILL DON'T GIVE A SHIT

deuce: MY HEART SAYS NEVER TO POO AGAIN pants: WHAT DOES YOUR TOILET SAY deuce: IT SAYS IF WISHES WERE HORSES pants: HOLY SHIT ARE WISHES HORSES deuce: NO IT'S A SAYING deuce: THE FULL SAYING IS: IF WISHES WERE HORSES, I'D SUCK THAT DICK pants: WHAT IF I WISH FOR A HORSE AND GET THE HORSE deuce: THAT WOULD BE YOU WISHING FOR A HORSES, NOT WISHES BEING HORSES (I MEAN DUH???) deuce: HOWEVER YOU'D STILL HAVE TO SUCK THAT DICK pants: IF WE MAKE WISHES HORSES THEN DO HORSES BECOME SOMETHING ELSE pants: LIKE THOSE LITTLE PUMPKIN CANDIES THAT ONLY COME OUT AROUND HALLOWEEN pants: I COULD SURE GO FOR ONE BAG OF THOSE RIGHT NOW (TWO BAGS) pants: NUMEROUS SHOTS FIRED

pants: IF WISHES WERE WIENERS deuce: IF FISTS WERE FISHES pants: IF SNAILS WERE SOMETHING S-WORD deuce: IF SNAILS WERE SOCKS pants: SURE LET'S GO WITH SOCKS deuce: ... I'D FUCK 'EM pants: YOU FUCK THAT SOCK deuce: SNAIL pants: TAKE IT OFF MY FOOT FIRST PLEASE deuce: WHY DO YOU HAVE YOUR FOOT IN A SNAIL??? deuce: NEVER MIND, FUCKING IT ANYWAY

.(pants): SOMEDAY I'M GONNA FUCK ME A PENGUIN pants: HELLO COCKMONSTER pants: IF YOU ARE NOT COCKMONSTER, CLICK HERE. ozone: I SAW YOU THINKING ABOUT FUCKING PENGUINS IN PANEL 1

spigot: T PANTS BLINK IF YOU CAN HEAR ME spigot: PULL MY DICK ONCE FOR YES AND FOUR HUNDRED TIMES FOR NO spigot: ARE YOU GAY pants: SURE

deuce: IF U CN RD THS, SCK M FCKNG CCK NTL T SPRTS LL VR R FC pants: (SQUINTING) pants: IF YOU CAN READ THIS, SUCK MY FUCKING COCK UNTIL IT SPURTS ALL OH GOD

spigot: IF YOU COULD ALL PLEASE BE QUIET deuce: HURBLBHLAHBAL pants: YEAH I HEAR YOU

deuce: T PANTS IF YOU COULD BE ANY FLIGHT MODE ANNUNCIATION, WHICH ONE WOULD YOU BE pants: T DEUCE I SUCK DICKS DEEP UNDERGROUND WHERE THE ELVES OF THE FOREST CAN'T CATCH ME BLOWING ORCS AND GOBLINS deuce: OBJECTION, NON-RESPONSIVE

pants: IF YOU CALL IT A SEX CRIME, I CALL IT ABSOLUTELY THE ONLY THING THAT GETS ME HARD pants: I CARE MORE ABOUT MY EGO THAN WHETHER YOU REQUIRE FOOD, WATER pants: I CAN'T BEAT OFF IF YOU CRY

spigot: WE DON'T COMMENT ON ACTIVE BEATOFFS spigot: IF YOU DON'T SEE THE TOILET, YOU ARE THE TOILET pants: NAPALM STICKS TO LITTLE GIRLS

pants: there's nothing "cool" about calling in sick to smoke dope and watch tv pants: don't beat me off if you don't mean it pants: i say this as a friend

pants: I pants: UH pants: WOULD LIKE TO pants: UH pants: BE GAY pants: UHM pants: ERR pants: WITH pants: UH pants: YOU pants: IF YOU DON'T MIND

deuce: BALLS pants: AYUH pants: IF YOU SEEK HIS MONUMENT LOOK AROUND YOU pants: PLUMPERS/PLUGGERS

pants: IF YOU TAKE BOTH, YOU'LL TAKE TOO MUCH pants: IF YOU TAKE BOTH, YOU'LL TAKE TOO MUCH pants: IF YOU TAK-- OH FUCK IT HALGHALGBLAGHL AHGL ANBG LHUA AG HLAG BNLAGH LBALG ALHAGHL BAGL HAGB LASLJDGB 88888888888888888888888

deuce: IF YOU TOUCH MY WIENER IT PUFFS UP LIKE A PORCUPINE deuce: OR A POPCORN KERNEL POPPING deuce: OR A PEACOCK FLARING ITS FEATHERS deuce: OR A RACCOON SUCKING DICK

spigot: if you're blue spigot: and you don't know spigot: where to go to spigot: why don't you go spigot: where fashion sits spigot: gianna michaels' tits spigot: piss

pants: I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY FOR THE RECORD THAT I AM A HUGE FAG spigot: IF YOU'RE HERE THEN WHO'S GUARDING THE PRESIDENT

deuce: I CALL IT "DOPEIFIED" pants: I PREFER TO THINK OF IT AS "FORTIFIED WITH POWERFUL MARIJUANA" pants: ALL THINGS CONSIDERED THAT'S JUST DANDY pants: MEANWHILE HERE I AM STUCK HERE IN THE SOUTH PACIFIC pants: A LOLLIPOP AND A COCONUT pants: HLAUGHULAHL LAGHLAGUH HLAGHL AHGLUHALGA SAID THE NATIVE pants: UBUGLHGBUG BUGBGU BGUH GUB UGHU BGUBG REPLIED THE TOURIST pants: WHO WANTS PIE

spigot: T ATANDT OR HOW ABOUT A DREAM WITHIN A DREAM STORY WHERE THE OBJECT OF THE WEB GAME IS TO SAVE NOT ONLY THE IMAGINARY RAINBOWS IN DREAM TOWN BUT ALSO THE REAL WORLD PROBLEMS OF POLLUTION atandt: T SPIGOT WE'LL CALL IT BONEQUEST spigot: POLLUTION IS JUST A BIG FAT JOKE TO YOU

spigot: IMAGINE GIVING A SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING GOING ON ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD spigot: MICROCURRENCIES, MICROSTRATEGIES, MICROPENISES spigot: YEAH YOU BETTER RUN spigot: INTRODUCING GOOGLE FLUBBER!!!!!! spigot: GOOGLE FLULBLBLGHRRR spigot: FUCK OFF YOU STUPID SHIT spigot: OKAY I'VE BEEN HILARIOUS FOR EXACTLY 8 HOURS, IT'S SOMEBODY ELSE'S TURN pants: DICKS !!!!! spigot: ANYBODY AT ALL

deuce: FINALLY I HAVE TIME TO MYSELF AND NOBODY WILL INTERRUPT deuce: I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY deuce: COCKS

atandt: GLORYHOLE PERVERTS #1 IS BETTER THAN #2 AND #3 PUT TOGETHER atandt: IMHO

spigot: T DEUCE DO YOU REMEMBER IN THE MOVIE 300 WHERE THE GUY SAID SPARTA deuce: T SPIGOT (IMMEDIATE, NONSARCASTIC) NOPE spigot: K deuce: WHAT WAS IT ABOUT spigot: CHRIST JESUS SHUT UP

spigot: I'M A DESPERATE 20-SOMETHING CLINGING TO THE BELIEF THAT TALENT IS GENETIC pants: MY GRANDFATHER USED TO DRAW JERKCITY

spigot: IMPEACH BUSH!!!!!!!!! LILLITH FAIR

pants: THE CITIZENS OF SIMCITY IMPEACHED ME FOR DANGLING MY WANG OVER THEIR CITYSTATE pants: THEY HATE IT WHEN I DO THAT pants: YOU THINK "PINK DICK FROM THE GODS AGAIN" AND THEN EARTHQUAKES, FIRE TRUCK NOISES

deuce: WHO PUT THE HOSE UP ME deuce: AND FURTHERMORE deuce: WHY IS IT FILLING ME WITH WARM SALTWATER